I know a "hedge" fund. Quads reveal

This fund has produced annual returns of 20-50% every year for the past 5 years. I know their strategy: entirely based in stocks, with either event-driven or long-term investment horizons. I know the 5 stocks they've held since their onset, and every quarter I can freely access updates on new event-driven trades they make.

This is technically a holy grail: you can receive the returns and benefits of investing in a high performance fund without spending any time or effort on fundamental analysis yourself; however, you need to trust that this firm still has their head on right every quarter.

One piece of information you may or may not care about: I know the people at this company. I've spoken with every employee (from the manager to the analysts) at least once. I know they're extremely thorough and work extremely hard to find high quality companies and market mis-pricings. This is not a fund involved in complex instruments and leverage that could blow up at any moment. They have their finger on the pulse of the market constantly and follow a keep-it-simple-stupid methodology. Their holdings are almost entirely long on equity with the rare shorting.

If someone gets quads, I will reveal the name of this fund, a PDF of their returns history, and the source of all of their quarterly actions (which contains their entire portfolio).

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Quads. Gib it.

Oke

test

It's Napoleon X isn't it.

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Why does anyone even use hedge funds? A monkey gets better returns Than these idiots. The market hasn't stopped going up since 1935. Just buy and hold, easy.

>Napoleon X
Nope. I guarantee not a single person on Jow Forums has ever heard of it, let alone the vast majority of people on Wall Street.

Wish me luck 4 tomorrow

It's chainlink

From outside usa?

also rolling

is it the pepe pee pee poo poo portfolio?

quuaaddss

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Quade

Fuck niggers, jannies, spics and kikes

Rolling

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rolling for a trolling

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Pop it!

alright. quads.

We're getting closer

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check em

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reroll

GIMME DAT!!

gib me dats

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Gay larp

gimme

Checkem

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wut

They see me rolling... they hating...

sharing is caring

what do i win?

Patrolling and tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
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check em now

Roll

BOOM

Nice.

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CHECKED

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Op won't deliver

My music's so loud
I'm swangin'
They hopin that they gonna catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

Pay up OP!

Double dubs tho

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Before I reveal, I forgot to mention: all members of this fund are Jewish and frequently enjoy interracial porn (on the job).

Beautifull

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what else is new

Oh so it's an insider trading fund

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based and redpilled
now we can reveal how much of a faggot OP is and let the thread die

de-liver

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN APPLAUSE FOR OP TAKING THE STAGE

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I'm a man of my word.

Nantahala Capital. I really thought I had their returns PDF saved, but I guess I lost it. Here's a list of their holdings: holdingschannel.com/all/stocks-held-by-nantahala-capital-management-llc/

Enjoy!

OP, drop some [Sergey pasta]+"fund" so we can all move on with our lives

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DELIVER PDF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The PDF doesn't have anything you couldn't research yourself, or even empirically prove by looking at the historical returns of their holdings.

the op has delivered

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>This fund has produced annual returns of 20-50% every year for the past 5 years
that's not even impressive you could cherry pick dozens of funds like this

nice copy pasta

>Nantahala Capital
nasdaq.com/quotes/institutional-portfolio/nantahala-capital-management-llc-811913

check em

OP’s portfolio will be doomed if he doesn’t deliver.

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rolll

Why is their website a static page and their google location is in the middle of a highway?? I smell curry

nice larp faggot

>holdingschannel.com/all/stocks-held-by-nantahala-capital-management-llc/
>website hasn't been updated since 2013

thanks just bought 100k

Ok so how do I hire these Jews to make me money?

SO these holdings are published quarterly
and each publishing contains the holdings they have on that exact day?
So the strategy for a guy without enough to buy into the fund would be to look at their holdings as it is announced and buy some of those and look to sell at a time that makes sense?