/smg/ - Sour Milk General

Ideal gf edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
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List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
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BULLS ON PARADE LIVE DECEMBER 6TH

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why are markets closed

OH YOU FUCKING NIGGERS JUST BECUASE AN EX PRESIDENT DIES

Bull tomorrow

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You are too late in the day to squeeze out some trades anyway lol

Yuri Andropov died

I want to buy Brookfield Infrastructure Partners (BIP). Tell me why I shouldn't.

Am I really supposed to believe that when Jimmy Carter dies the markets are going to take a day off?

Because its not x3 Leverage ETF

FUCK YOU CANOPY STOP WEIGHING DOWN MY STUFF

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i lyk dis guy here

Jimmy who now?

Jimmy carter would be worth a week minimum!

So if i put in 250 dollars a week thats like 4-5 shares of TQQQ every week which is like 208-260 TQQQ every year

woah

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Where can I view all pubically traded weed lmao stonks by marketcap? I can't filter by it on finviz unfortunately and most articles are out of date

You mean in a nice clean chart type display? That I don't know. If you go to bnn.ca and click on marijuana news there is a list of the most popular weed stocks there. Most of the large caps are on there but you'll have to look each up individually to compare market cap.

Surely you mean a full month

I'm sad lads. I dropped out of college. I'm an lolcow. I lost 8k in college funds plus opportunity cost that I wasted three months in college. Lads I'm going back to my old job and idk what the fuck I'm going to do. I bought a gun and hopefully one of these drunken nights I'll use it on myself. Unironically thinking about selling my body for sex so I can get money since I'm an 8/10 dude as far as things go

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What are the odds that even one of these orders gets filled at 9:30?

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sounds rough dude just buy TQQQ

Canopy is down on short attack, I'm pretty sure. Coordinated like. I've been watching them ladder the thing down on level 2 all day. Waiting for late power hour to make any decision about hopping in or not. I want to see that sell wall gone and a spike in buy volume when/if they cover today.

>>Unironically thinking about selling my body for sex so I can get money

yikes

Fuck it stock markets closed for the Rest of the year when that god awful day comes

What he means is that Eva is a victim of "Seinfeld/Friends is Not Funny" on its merit of being an innovator.

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As someone who use to procure prostitutes on the regular, don't. You'll end up in an abandoned house larping a rape and getting beat with a bamboo stick.
I just went and looked at $MJ holdings, I'm really only interested in the top 4 or 5 by marketcap, the DOW of the weed lmao world

What did you do to loose the 8k user?

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>I just went and looked at $MJ holdings, I'm really only interested in the top 4 or 5 by marketcap, the DOW of the weed lmao world

Yeah that'll work. Don't sleep on Curaleaf though. They're nowhere near the top market caps yet but I think they will be in time.

POWER HOUR

Power Hour Pump gonna save this shitty day!

I went to college. I dropped out of 4/5 classes because I'm dumb as fuck and realize I have to shoot myself anyway. I'm just going to work a shitty job for a 401k and Roth IRA and live frugally for the rest of my life spending my free time on writing porn or something.

IDC I don't deserve life I deserve to get raped and beaten.

t. Richfag

BASED

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Can you imagine buying Tilray at $300?
>OTC down 50% from IPO
I want calm weed lmao, not this heart attack!!
Okay do it then faggot, enjoy your torn anus

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CGC a good buy tomorrow?

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Just kidding I'm retarded and looking at the wrong stats. Seems interesting desu s

I don't mind. Idc lol.
I need money. How I get is of no concern.

Food stock Recap--

The December 19 interest rate decision will be the biggest one of the year, and the main catalysts in whether or not food stocks take another leg down during 2019 first half. The technical are set up for reversal so this would be the big golden bull
GIS should be able to double bottom here (down from blue buffalo acquisition 8bil debt)


CAG can easily go lower, took on the same 8bil debt from the pinnacle foods acquisition

KHC is down from making lousy acquisitions and also stagnating the dividend for the first time

Personally I believe BGS foods is what large specs are anticipating to continue rising their dividend, and they have a history of stellar acquisitions

GIS, Colgate, and SJM are the best buys because they hold the main Petfood and petcare marketshare, something large specs havent caught onto yet

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>CGC a good buy tomorrow?

Gut feel? Yes. Today's dump is low volume in comparison to average. It's also not based on anything but panic.

TA wise? No. Short term read screams sell sell sell on account of it broke below long term trend line earlier today.

>calm weed lmao

Doesn't exist yet. :O

youtube.com/watch?v=lPkz_ippXfw

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docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SMwOnkgE49oJDONkwuPQNZ5-azDxE74Zf3XjKYgD3zQ/edit#gid=0

Also
Pepsico and Mondelez (oreos) is about to breakout to new highs
Theres also a reversal pattern on the monthly for Sanderson Farms and TSN

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"So I ordered nine 55-inch 4k tvs on black Friday..."

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Ooh! Who did all this work? It's wonderful.

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ooooh fug CURA you sexy babe you rallying like this oh my god

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reddit did

Any food-related index funds? I'm bullish on U.S. farmers long-term because of protectionism.

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Well kudos to them.

i dont think people will even notice fuck that peanut farmer he is one of the reason this country had the christian faggots coup the republican party with his reborn bull shit

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No, but there are "non-cyclical" "consumer staple" ETFs

I highly advise against them because it cuts your yields in half

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Based, thank you!

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I hate stoners

>blows bong smoke in your face

YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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cringe

There is nothing cool about anime

me too.. i literally just smoked weed though because it's raining no market.. no work.. just xfiles weed and top ramen

Same im more into Kalashnikov's

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I'm hanging out in this general now

No one gives a shit.
I hope you get aids and perish like the degen loser you are

welcome

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t. Stoner

Hi friend

more foods

Deans Food- unironically dead forever, recently cut div 70%

FLO - always buy below 19, bread aristocrat besides grupo bimbo

FDP - del monte bananas and beans have crashed the hardest and showing reversal here. If not, the bottom is 28 guaranteed

CPB might go back to 42 if they can sell Bolthouise farms for a profit (excess 1 billion)

Sysco and pilgrims pride: maybe reverse with sanderson

STZ and BF.b - definite buys
BUD and TAP - not yet

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Can't wait for the flash crash tommorow to 2600 on SP500, going to be a blast.

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pffft. Never mind. Rally cancelled. Back to support for the day.

Any DAX traders here? What do you think about the current market?

I actually just want to check my tripcode.

i hate myself

Based and not demoralized

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no but I trade the ATX
bottom soon

I need your opinion on K and GIS
Are they still your frens and buy targets?

GIS is my favorite stock
If you want to take advantage of gen Z having pets instead of children you want to buy GIS, CL, and SJM. especially CL

K is also probably goig to outperform GIS because they arent stagnating their dividend, which prevents bond competition

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today kek
I’m the fishmaster! My new job is fun!

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golden bull canceled

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short term price targets are sell GIS at 43-45
long term no target

For K itll probably hit 59, buy then and ride it up to 65

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I expect the DAX to see 10.000 within this year. We live in pretty exciting times!

Do you also hold other positions?

Lets have a lesson on why SPYD is objectively the best ETF you can hold. Currently it yields 4%, so using our big brains, that's 1% per quarter.
Using DRIP, begin by holding exactly 25 shares (or in increments thereof)
I'm currently 22, so lets say I want to live a NEET life at 40. Right now that's 72 quarters away.
Using a basic excel spreadsheet and the power of compound interest, you end up with 51.71 shares of SPYD. Truly amazing.
I'm definitely in for GIS and K, CL and SJM not so much because smol dividend
What is your new job? Sounds fishy to me

I was up 5% at one point this morning. Then stupid Canopy Growth had to stupid break stupid support and stupid weed sector all followed it down. -1.5% at close.

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>Do you also hold other positions?
I dont have any non american positions the moment

Ill buy DAX at 10,800 and Nikkei at low 20k most likely

red all red

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FIRE (Canadian) SPRWF (American). Strong December rally inbound

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>smol dividend
Dont look at starting yields if you are buying for dividends lol. GIS is the one thats stagnant
You can see large specs opinions as they buy KO ath yet let KHC tank 50%

CL and Unliver are dank considering JNJ and PG are no longer on sale

I still work at the same place, they’ve just changed my role. I work with fish, I cut their fins off then put them back in the water. Sometimes this makes them sleepy and I put them in the freezer for a nap. I also keep them fed and take care of them!

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so we are back to our regularly scheduled sideways market for the next almost 90 days right?
or are futures getting funky again?

>>What he means is that Eva is a victim of "Seinfeld/Friends is Not Funny" on its merit of being an innovator.
yes, exactly what i meant (i think)

smalltime

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Are you letting KHC continue to tank into the center of the Earth or buying the dip?
hehe that's nice of you to help keep them cool while they sleep

I wish I could do this but with humans

my khc average is 50.80 and Ill continue buying spread out for 2019 as the rates HAVE to slow by then

Bull is back on. FUD is being spread so big money can get properly positioned before it really gets underway. Notice on how optimism became pessimism overnight based on nothing substantial? Tards are even writing articles about the wrong yield curves inverting.

Buy.

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FRENS

Also, we're about 21 months (avg. see pic) away from a recession, if it is going to happen. Still a lot of time to catch the gains before any fall. Continue your regularly scheduled investments if you're a LONG like myself.

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>DB
not a BB, therefore pic unrelated

youtube.com/watch?v=TuTD0z_Ji_c

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the 2/10 yield curve hasn't inverted yet, though
the 3/5 yield curve is the one that inverted

i just keep buying $1000 a month worth of QLD and SSO will I make it

how badly do divvys tank during recessions? Might want to buy some T or KO but missing out on half price ETFs is so much opportunity cost

I just want to remind the Peons of 2005
2005 things were looking bad for the economy. Flat retail sales, poor industrial production. Things that are not relevant to today

In 2005 december the yield curve first inverted and remained flat. The market rallies a full year even with the FED increasing rates much harder than they do today

2006 december, a full year later, the real inversion happened. The market rallied another FULL YEAR something like 30% -40% before it rolled over in approximately January of 2008. This is because fed slows rates in reaction to inversions

Basically bearfags are retarded and dont know anything about how SPX works

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So, basically what you are saying is all in TQQQ?

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Yes
Nasdaq will probably top out at 9-10k before a 30% drop happens

Checked!

Looks like 2004 was the scary period. It broke out of the slump on a reverse bart of all things.

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you can find the same pattern in the 90s with interest hikes

Its all about getting small specs to short le recession imminent

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What company should I be buying for my IRA in defense/aerospace? Leaning toward LMT over BA. Lots of other options though.

I'm thinking of doing 5% MJ too.

consider BLL (Ball)
they sold their consumer metal packaging to Newell brands and are pretty much pure aerospace with headroom now

>"Heh bear fags, learn how the market works, being dumped on relentlessly is actually bullish"

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Should i buy some Iron Gauntlets to put on my table to remind me not to sell while im emotionally unstable

I think they'll be some exceptional risks coming up early next year, so it might happen sooner. If those risks pass by without major incidence, then yeah, it'll probably be 2020.