>going poop on public toilet
>penis touches the toilet seat
Going poop on public toilet
Noah Foster
Evan Ward
Ever been getting a blowjob and remember your dick touched the inside of the toilet bowl earlier that day?
Jace Lee
>nut
Anthony Miller
Insta aids
Angel Jenkins
this is why i only shit at home. this is literally my worst nightmare. getting stds from a toilet. god damn filthy muricans
Bentley Scott
you have now touched 100 male penises with your penis. You gay now!
Owen Long
my stool has been loose lately, so unsatisfying bros
Logan King
are u cut or uncut?
Kevin Ross
I’m cut.
Logan Gonzalez
Try being a trade fag that has to use Porta potties that are a literal cocktail of diseases
Daniel Gray
>Finance
Luis Turner
This is why I hover over public toilets, thighs of steel my dude
Elijah Hall
>he still has a penis
Asher Thompson
you just caught aids user
kys NOW
Brandon Cruz
JUST. Then you 100% have aids now.
Joshua Ramirez
>Going poop in public toilet
>penis touches the water
Having a giant penis isn’t all it’s cracked up to be
Jonathan Barnes
I’m sorry user... You can always grow it back with stretching, I’m only a year in and it’s already covering my glans
Brandon Cruz
I used to work cleaning those. They are infested with cockroaches and black widows in the tanks. Careful you feel a little tingle on your nutsack user.
Mason Green
>shit drops in the water and splashes go all over your ass
Noah Allen
kek
Blake Taylor
Tyler Thompson
Welcome to the jungle.. of AIDS.
Chase Thomas
>not deploying toilet paper to cancel splashes
Jackson Thomas
>take poop in freshly pumped port a potty
>poop splashes the blue water onto your sack and anus
Chase Nelson
>tfw it’s obvious the guy next to you is trying to jerk off because you can see the shadow of him doing it on the floor
How are people so bad at it? I jerk off once a day at work and you literally can’t hear or see anything. If someone else is in the stall next to me I’ll scratch at random, fart, and sigh like I’m shitting.
Leo Morris
RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isaiah Parker
I already started. Only a few months and starting CI-1. JUST
Xavier James
>Dick touches the inside of the bowl
Luke Gutierrez
Now you know why the jews wanted to remove your protective foreskin. It is literally biological warfare
Xavier Williams
I've done this but ended up in a "I'm not jerking I'm shitting" cold war with another dude. Eventually we just fucked each other.
Ayden Rivera
Lmao
Dylan Kelly
>tfw all stalls are full, and everyone is sitting in complete silence
What the fuck do you do? It’s like a chinese fingertrap.
Nolan Roberts
>your dick touched the inside of the toilet bowl
>the inside
My congratulations on your lengthy member.
Leo Morgan
im sorry the eternal juden got you fren
Isaac Gomez
James King
? I don't even consider myself hung but if I don't hold my penis it will often dip into the water in a public toilet. You ever consider you might have a micro penis?
Christian Stewart
Sounds like you're talking about urinals, not toilets.
Mason Davis
>tfw you flush and forget to pull your dick up, ripping it from your body.