Female coworker complained to the boss because I don't say good morning and goodbye to her before I leave

fucking autist
life is not a videogame with checkmarks
you'll learn, as many others

>female coworker complained to the boss because I don't say good morning and goodbye to her before I leave.

Do Americans really do this?

>I’m here to work, not o make friends

HAHAHAHA the worst fucking office C R I N G E

This is a classic “I’m a secret badass” defence mechanism that social retards use in offices all over the world, I have heard it countless times from jrs

What a faggot. You will never get ahead no matter how good you think your work is because your attitude is bad and people think you’re lame, which you are

Pic related you don’t realise this is what you look like

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Talk to your boss again and Show him the Gavin Mcinnis Ted Talk on teamwork.

youtu.be/6fUhMIzvpQk

every company does, so find one that you like

The female is clearly autistic.

Wow, you should hand in your notice. Unless you were actively being rude to your coworkers you should be rewarded for not wasting company time on trivialities.

British males do this

The absolute state of R*ddit.

You are correct; you are there to perform a role. If you do so, then fuck the roastie-tier emotional / social bullshit. If every employee said good morning to every other employee every morning, the conpany efficiency would plummet. Tell your boss that you will send a good morning email to all staff every morning as a compromise, and expect one in return. If he doesn't agree due to improper use of resources (which is the correct answer) point out that he's trying to enforce a similar situation to the detriment of the company

Just say "I've been instructed to say good morning to you. So, good morning." And carry on.

Do you think the top CEO loves saying hi to everyone? No, he hates even having to talk to anyone in person. They all would prefer to never have an in person meeting but they have to. Get over it. Learn to simply adapt at the minimum social level required to fit in brainlet.

>i can't into subtext
re-read my post, brainlet

Stop being such a uptight ass and learn to be friendly. It will get you a lot further than your "skills".

Yes, all of the people in this country have a great deal of self importance. If you don't address everyone like they are the light of your life, then you'll become a pariah.

>Tell your boss that you will send a good morning email to all staff every morning as a compromise, and expect one in return
yeah, great advice, act like a brat and annoy the guy that determines your pay instead of just saying good morning

better advice is to start looking for another job if you can't play ball at the one you're at

There two options now, either you submit and accept you are the local bitch, say hi every morning and lose your soul.
OR
You write a letter of notice, and tell your boss that you expected him to support you in this matter, now that he let you down, you feel your goals no longer align with this workplace, thank him for the opportunity, and walk out.

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>say hi
Sexual harassment
>don't say hi
Bullying and exclusion. Mental abuse.

> Be me
> Negro who acts like a homo (but claims to want a wife) on the same team in the office
> Stop saying good morning since the faggot is annoying
> Calls me rude
> Next day gets mad and raises his voice while on the verge of crying
> Calls me a bitch
> Aww shit I'm gonna get him fired
> Tell manager
> Negro beat me to her
> Annoying roastie manager says "I can't side with either of you since there are two sides to a story"
> Bullshit the guy confessed
> MFW roastie says that I have to get along with him
> MFW she tells me some stupid sob story of when she said hi to a guy at work and he didn't respond and how it made her FEEL (she seemed to purposefully say hi to him every morning like out resentment but not to the entire staff)
> MFW roastie manager is talking with another lady about how a higher up seems to be mad at them or her for not saying hi
> Roastie acts like it's just a hello no big deal
> THE FUCKING IRONY
> THIS WOMAN PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH IF I BUMP INTO HER IN PUBLIC WGILE STILL EMPLOYED THERE I MAY JUST IGNORE HER!!!!!

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Yeah because including yourself in all of the work place drama is the actual secret bad ass skill that people like OP and I are looking for. I can't wait to sit down and hear Nancy's problems with Larry on my lunchbreak.

Well that boss should've thought it through before treating user like that

Tell your boss you are afraid of getting #metoo'd

Pic related, that's you

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what a fucking faggot you should kill him OP boomers like your boss are the traitors who ruined our countries as unknowing kike pawns as they ride the wave of social justice

The problem is that a simple situation has been turned into something much more. Work is annoying, it's part of life. Not all battles are worth fighting and this one could have easily been taken care of.

and this is unironically why you won’t make it

If you had contained your autism just a little bit you would still be fine.

I would start looking for another job.

>unable to interact with other people
"it must be because they are NPCs!"

Dude a NPC only has a few lines of prepared dialog. It takes intelligence and soul to interact and form relationships with other people. OP is a low functioning robot...able to perform simple tasks but cannot grasp mid-tier abstractions necessary for basic social interaction. If the world was a computer program your daemon is using the least amount of processing power.

>including yourself in all the workplace drama
>being polite enough to say hello is “workplace drama”
>better ignore everyone around me like I’m literally autistic, because I’m here to work, not to make friends, if I work and simultaneously try to socialise it will be a waste of my precious mental powers

Fucking cringe lmao WHILE YOU WERE SAYING HELLO AND GOODBYE I WAS STUDYING THE SWORD hahaha gay

It’s everyone you dumb cunt. That’s the point. If you work in an office, that is everyone, and you are all on the same page. If you’re some junior office person walking around ignoring everyone because you think they’re NOCs and you’re not or that you’re better than them, you are delusional, and the respect you secretly crave? Yeah they’ll give that to you for being polite, not for being autistic and ignoring people at your own level because you think you’re better than them.

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How isn't the female more autistic than OP? She literally is incapable of processing mild differences in peoples behavior.
She most probably is useless and overly conscious of it.

Yup. Interacting with NPCs is easy and low effort by definition. If you’re getting in trouble from your interactions with NPCs, guess how dumb that makes you

the only correct answer

She won't fire the negro because she is scared of the racism card.

Threaten to quit

Go to HR and file a complaint against your boss. Claim that he is causing you undue anxiety and stress by assigning you extra assignments unrelated to your work performance.

HR will make your boss produce evidence that your work performance warrants these additional/alternate assignments.

Jesus Christ i'm so glad to be a neet. I couldn't make it surrounded with faggy niggers and entitlted snapchat whores having to deal with their feefees and fake drama to make their life less boring.
Worst timeline.

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>having a good environment is more important than however productive you think you're being
This. Actually, nowadays providing a goody feely kindergarten safe space environment is a lot more important than being productive, period, even if you actually are a lot more productive than your colleagues. It's the reality for 90% of office environment companies in current times, and you either adapt to it or quit the wagecuck life and become self-employed (that's what I did).
Even then you still can't be a social retard, because even most clients nowadays value more good social interaction and ass-kissing than providing a decent service or product.

This is some retarded shit. First you say that saying hello isn't a form of being social (therefore there is nothing to worry about) then in the very same post you expect that everyone be social to maintain respect. You are full of shit and full of yourself. Workplace drama is everywhere in today's companies. No one is wrong for avoiding it. I hope you get a kid with leukemia, or something else to bring you back to a level where you are capable of finding a clue.

This so much. Gotta pick and choose your battles.

Giving an inch of ground can sometimes end up giving you a foot of flexibility.

Still, seems bizzare. I work in a small work place (less than 15 and I see maybe 10 at most) in a day. I talk with all my coworkers and they with me. We support one another as it helps to tolerate work. However, if someone mentions they'd rather not talk at the moment, then we tend to avoid all non-work conversation with them.

She probably craves your dick OPlet and is distressed that you don't even aknowledge her existence.

>First you say that saying hello isn't a form of being social

No I didn’t. Your autism is showing. I will try to be patient.

>Workplace drama is everywhere in today's companies. No one is wrong for avoiding it.
I agree. Too bad that saying hello to people doesn’t count as getting involved in workplace drama or you’d have a good point.

If he didn’t want drama he should said hello instead of being a edgy faggot resulting in creating drama.

Spastic teens and NEETs holy shit lmao you guys are not gonna make it

>be most productive person in workgroup of 20
>coworker cunt makes promises to clients in my name
>improductive fatass slanders me
>both try to double-book me for meetings, then complain
>Ask line manager to clarify my responsibilities and authority in completing tasks
>SYSTEM ERROR
>get fired
Should've just become a NEET desu

Austistic people are better you dont need to talk to them.

>female coworker starts small talking with you because she has no work atm

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i dont understand. It takes 0 effort to have basic decency. It's not something that has meaning but you just have to do it.

tfw DINK and we both work from home.

Thanks for the good feels OP

Thats what you get for wagecuckin

she was trying to get you fired. you really think she cares that you don't say hi? think she really wants you to be forced to say hi to her?

Oh boy It would be very painful to work with overly energized and social normies in some kind of open office environment

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>having a good environment is more important than however productive you think you're being
and thats why we have a recession coming.. stupid fucking zoomer

>i dont understand.
see

People don't like to be near asocial autists. You had your entire life to learn this, and it didn't get through your thick skull.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do. You autistic fuck.

Diversity and inclusion is one way goyim

>Company values

Unfortunately this. There is inefficiency built into social interaction and it can be important for your bottom line. Other people have the worst incentive mechsnism ever designed.

Have you seen women nowadays? They all think they are entitled to attention and that every guy must hold them on a pedestal. I’m 100% convinced she was genuinely offended by OP simply not acknowledging her.

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I like to be around asocial autists. Fuck you.

You fucked up user

Just make a formal complaint to your boss about the female coworker saying she's always trying to distract you from your work by trying to engage you in to conversations you don't want to have and how that's not productive for the workplace

no, faggot, happier and healthier employees will make more money

some antisocial guy ruining the environment will drag the team down and however productive he thinks he is by "focusing on his work" someone who gets along with the rest of the team will increase productivity a lot more

OP is cancer that must be cut from the team

Say good morning but add sugartits to the end

How much of an autist do you have to be not to greet people

This fucking horrifies me, i'm interviewing for a big corporate job next week and i know i'll be good at the job but i know i'm not going to be super duper nice like the staceys want. i'm also thinking about working from home.

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>be me
>work in big tech
>start greeting all people one by one one day with a booming “GOOD MORNING *firstname*” at first ironically
>they now all it back
Not bad

Sorta unrelated but I called my best friends girlfriend a cunt during a movie when she implied guys only chase after pussy when some character was a billionaire with model wife who was having an affair. I got kicked out of the house that night and repeatedly apologized, admitting I'm a dick and hes been calling me self-centered for that because I didn't ask how she was doing or whatever.

Normies are fragile fucking snowflakes, news at 11

lol OP is just one of those people that doesn't get it

He's just gonna get angry as he's left behind.

Here's the facts fag. The majority of humans are passive and emotional. They require direction and engagement to succeed. Even the most feeble and minor attempt at socialization and increase productivity and positive outcome.

Your pathetic selfishness is actually costing your business. I would honestly have gotten rid of you already. I don't hire people who have no ambition or goals.

Even I am able to say hello and bye. Just do it, it doesn't hurt. She's stupid to be offended about it tho

They are both social retards and deserve each other.

dubs of truth, please listen to this man he's trying to do you a favour

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He doesn't need to get it. she is supposed to be able to explain it if it is so important to her.
She isn't any less autistic than OP.

Imagine being so autistic that this situation comes up in the first place and you fuck it up this badly.

>le edgy zoomie
>too dark and moody to say hello to middle aged boomer lady doing the same job
>thinks his life is depressing
>hasn't done this shit for 30 years
>has no idea what real despair feels like
>probably never will because he threatens to an hero every time his internet money drops a few grand
do it already tough guy

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Literally just mention you have slight autistic tendencies that improve your quality of work and while you acknowledge the draw backs you do not wish to be pressed outside of your comfort zone. And if they try push you to do it anyway just leave a disability discrimination solicitors card in the open on your desk.

Just ask your boss if he'd rather go through the process of hiring someone else, who does a worse job but says hi to Shaquanda in the morning.

I am pretty socially awkward and work in an office with mostly women. I would prefer to be left alone and do my work, but sometimes I have to participate in some small talk. I don't think any of the women have a problem with me or are conspiring to get me in trouble with the boss. What mean? Are they mispercieving me as a Chad?

>go to office wagecuck job
>open office but several departments mixed in one room
>roastie from other department sitting to my right
>had some small talk with her and she randomly drops the I have a bf thing
>I wasn't even flirting or trying anything but thought I got the message not to bother
>just ignore her from that moment because what use do I have talking to some cunt instead of doing my job?
>do my job instead socializing with roaster
>stop greeting her after a while and just mind my own business but remain friendly if asked something
>roastie becomes more and more hostile and situation escalates months later with roastie stomping on the ground like a mad child

so who was in the wrong?

That's fucked op. It's what you get for wagecucking though.

Fuck off NPC. All "company cultures" are basically identical, with variations only due to incompetent HR or management in implementing their bland, generic, Disneyland Stalinism.

>female coworker complained to the boss because I don't say good morning and goodbye to her before I leave.
>boss calls me into the office and says I need to start being more social
destroy these faggots' lifes very subtly, slowly but steadily, inflict them psychological pain, make them suffer my good man

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I was talking to one of my coworkers and she tells me about how the job here has many tattle tells and such. Tell her about a previous job where I got along better with my coworkers but always skipped pot lucks (lmao lunch isn't paid so I'm not going to this team building exercise for free). She literally tells me we didn't get along. WTF I got along better with those people than the ones in my current job and second she doesn't get to decide this matter. She eventually says I wasn't being part of the team by skipping these pot lucks. She acknowledged knowingly or unknowingly that it is a TEAM BUILDING EXERCISE. I'm not about to wagecuck myself even harder.

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Stomping on the ground? Lmao what kinda of logic does that woman have!?

>mfw I ignore everyone at my job, do my job and walk out

Im there to trade my labor for money, not make friends

Lel, I know the exact type of person op is complaining about. The type that sacrificed potential motherhood for a shitty paper filing job, and now desperately tries to make the business her family environment to fill the void. She gets pissy because you're taking away the only thing she has.

Last administration job I worked was always like this. Women always trying to organise endless parties, morning teas, meetings without purpose etc.

Fuck me, just let me do my shitty job and leave so I can spend time with people I actually give a damn about

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This is extremely depressing when you think about it. Only a sick degenerate society sees no problem with this

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I don‘t know, she started to be really weird after a while. Like 2 months into ignoring she complained about my phone vibrating too often when I receive a message.
You could barely hear or feel it but she was making a big deal out of it.

After they force you to do the team building, explain that it triggered your diagnosed social anxiety and that you will be speaking to your lawyer due to their creating a hostile work environment.

Does she say these things first and you ignore her?

If so that's kind of understandable, I'm an autistic weirdo and I'd feel weird not at least responding

It's depressing until you realize that these people asked for this, and still defend it aggressively to this day

>I don't hire people who have no ambition or goals.
In fact, I dont hire anyone at all!