/smg/ - Stock Market General

end position edition

Thread theme song: youtube.com/watch?v=-Kqjmv_-xG8

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
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List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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You goys better hold on to your butts.

STOP SELLING

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First for milf pussy is best pussy

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Fix this.

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>oh no retarded algos are dumping stocks

who cares.

What's the current status now, lads? I'm scared to look.

>This is the end.

Approaching -500

DOW -430

Who cash master race here?

Let's go boys. Drink away as it crashes. Laugh as we lose money.

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>blaming the algorithmes instead of realizing bears are in charge now.

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It goes down

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SP500 YTD negative?

>2 months of volatility and sell offs
>it's a recession

Nearly there

If not, it will be pretty close.

did anyone here listen to me

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Now’s not the time for fear. That comes later.

BOUNCING

you can't stop this market

NONONONONO THE BLEEDING

THE BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIIING

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

we are safu

What the fuck were we supposed to even do with that? The market was closed.

Pls fix the market tariff man.

aaaaaand we are back!

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Trump will fix it

SNAP drops a dollar before friday ends.
Don't say nobody warned you

Europoor who would have but could not, can't short over there because of EU legislation

>We are trapped in this horrible machine
>and the machine is bleeding to death

it's all over

>solar power
>wind power
>labor shortage
>genetic tech going exponential leading to massive improvements in healthcare
>narrow ML going to impact entire economy
>self-driving car race is in overdrive and is going to be worth trillions

Anyone seriously bearish right now does not comprehend technology

See you at the bottom cowboy

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Must resist urge to close VXX position.

REV UP THAT TWITTER

green day confirmed.
bears go home

This.
Yeah no one's going to want to keep their money in Social media especially not SNAP

The actual market at risk is the housing market

not the stock market

Just wait for people to comprehend this and wait for the bull run

Its 2 quarters of negative growth. Looks like the first quarter is set negative unless yuuuge xmas sales and some serious eoy earnings management save it. If that doesnt happen it is by definition a recession.

This is a suckers rally.

I‘ve already made +5% today, thanks premarket. Yous just keep droppin SPY now.

>Doesn't understand the strength of the credit cycle
>Lives in a country ran by a senile Butterball
>God bless Weimarica.

Your fate has been sealed.

Twitter drops below 20 before 2019

people have been saying this forever. Boring and irrelevant information.

Laughed out loud

Shoo shoo bears

WE GONNA SAVE THE WORLD BULLS UNITE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Who cares?

>short term emotional and algo market does stupid things.
Does this matter? Are you going to time all these random swings perfectly?

This pump doesn't feel right

I noticed that one guy placed an order for a $2.5 put yesterday

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AMDDDDDDDDDDDD

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LETS GO BULLLLLLS
HONK HONK HONK

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Quite pathetic how the US has to actually carry the economy with its benevolent bullruns.

Euro and Asiacucks BTFO by the chad eagle once again.

AHHH IT'S ALL OVER SELL SELL SELL

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Bro you're gonna get Just'd

You mother fuckers stop buying!!!!

I'm not calling that guy retarded, hopefully he'll profit from it

GOLDEN BULL RUN

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Dead cat bounce

Holy shit go bulls

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the golden bull run is unironically a real thing that is happening soon

all things you base trading off historically won't matter

Short the bounce.

bears jump out the window, bulls take the stairs

>You mother fuckers stop buying!!!!

Buy buy buy at discount prices!

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fake and gay pump, see you guys at the bottom

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Street Sects. Nice. Saw them live once. Fire department came and shut it down because of the intense smoke and chainsaws...

I'm that guy. I cancelled the order before market opened because I knew it'd never get filled (also because by then it already did the expected 50% drop). Fucking options should be tradeable after hours just like futures.

I'm calling it: reverse head and shoulders on daily candles. Now is a beautiful entry.

Lock in your losses and write it off on your taxes everybody, that way we can have a larger deficit and more headaches and FUD for the American economy.

>Fucking options should be tradeable after hours just like futures
THIS FFS. GAS THE KIKES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>stock can trade and crash before and after hours
>my options just sit there and decay

If you didnt already have puts on this gay market you're the kike

Everything I own is RED today.

Bought DAX and DJ Puts on friday.
+200%
+300%

Doubled my stack. Best life.

They're a really underrated band, in my opinion
I think they deserve a lot more attention than they have

Yeah, it did end up gapping down premarket
I would be a lot easier to set up a profitable trade if you could trade options during pre-market and after-market hours

So you guys are just gonna ignore the fact that SNAP is dying right before our eyes? Sell now.

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>Citibank 59
>KHC 49

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I still have calls on VXX.

t. Kike.

We should all be riding SNAPS collapse together as a family

What brokers do you guys use?

Mine is lame im thinking of switching.

Nice job bro

Agreed.

Power Hour Pump is gonna be glorious :)

should have jumped on the SUPERSONIC WATER UTILITY BULLTRAIN

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I use e-trade, everyone uses different shit here though; some swear by Robin Hood, TD, Fidelity, MLynch for different reasons.

I can't speak for them but generally speaking e-trade is $6.95 a trade, I think Robinhood has no trade fees

Literally been short since mid feb.
Speaking of it, it just entered my short term buy zone

Thank you, hope you are also doing well!

There's no pumping until tomorrow. Once everybody has loaded up on on puts we're going to bring her back up so they're all worthless.

I use Interactive Brokers and pay $2 for a round-trip on under 200 shares.

ready for Dec 19, lads?

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Snaps chart looks worse than BTCs

>There's no pumping until tomorrow.
China will come out with "bad news" around the truce and the market will smash down again. Trump will respond with an angry tweet to help the market tank. I'm telling you, shorting is all there is now.. except some short term buying

>Dec 19

OH NO IT'S THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY WILLIAM PIT THE YOUNGER BECAME THE YOUNGEST PRIME MINISTER IN ENGLISH HISTORY SELL SELL SELL

Are you European? If so, can you trade options or how did you buy puts?

Would it be wise to Short all Tobacco considering JUULs exist? The new generation won't ever smoke grits again. Also is JUUL getting an IPO soon?

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

> tfw algo is doing all the work
> don't even know what i'm trading right now
> makin money tho

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No, buy MO. Everyone uses a Drag or a Geekvape product now though.

What do you use my good man?

anyone else starting to feel guilty about shorting every day

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i got no puts but call on SQQQ and VIX.