Why does Zero Hedge have such a bug up its ass about Elon Musk and everything he does?

zerohedge.com/news/2018-12-06/spacex-capsules-may-be-contaminating-international-space-station
Why does Zero Hedge have such a bug up its ass about Elon Musk and everything he does?

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Whoever pays Zero Hedge's bills probably lost some big contract to Musk's companies or something and never stopped being buttmad over it.

Personally, I hate both of them. They are both human bullshit factories.

What's your problem? The article cites its sources and paints a pretty clear picture.

Why do you feel like you need to stand up for Musk?

I dont care
I need sauce
ffs I cant stop looking at her

Its literally a fucking sex doll

It cites its sources for an absolute triviality. They're going out of their way to find fault with everything to do with whatever he does. SpaceX isn't even a public company so it's not as if they're trying to warn investors. They just want to fling as much shit as possible at Musk so as to drive down confidence in him.

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>ffs I cant stop looking at her

This. Sauce. All of nofap November's sauce all over her perfect hips and thighs and stomach.

>Its literally a fucking sex doll
instagram.com/jannetincosplay/

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Fuck commie russian faggots, Elon will nuke you off the orbit really fucking soon

Is that really the same girl?

also
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Booking? What the hell? Is she a cosplay escort?

jesus christ

I need to lick the vagene and have 10 kids with her

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Not a sex doll. The pass thru AC unit and cheap bed say Thailand. She probably charges $45-60, which is on the very high side there cause she's so hot.

That's fucking cool as shit

>Why does Zero Hedge have such a bug up its ass about Elon Musk and everything he does?
Yuropoors do too. No idea why. It's not like American doesn't dominate them in almost every other way.

True. got the cosplayer wrong though. This is her
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Looks like an alien in all of her other pictures.

OP just admit this was a shitty pretense of a thread to post your brap folder

Yeah, it's unfortunate. The Cleopatra look really works for her, it's a shame she doesn't go full azn mode every day.

No idea what you're talking about.

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would violate this eqyptianesque goddess in the most degenerate ways possible

>she's not a sex doll, she's CGI

Holy shit

she looks like she's straight out of witcher

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FUCK. blame imgur for saucing the wrong thot imgur.com/gallery/osMaBIq

I hate the fact that some nigger is probably fucking her. I'm not that racist. But I absolutely HATE niggers.

Not black people. Today at whole foods I saw a black guy and he gave me a really good deal on some chicken, he even marinated it for me. he was half back half white and completely civilized. These kinds of people are productive members of society.

Not these dark niggers that want to run around and act a menace to society.

>eqyptianesque
>he's never seen road to el dorado
pleb

because elon musk is nothing more that a snake oil salesman who has been lying to investors for years, has committed serious and blatant acts of securities fraud, he promises things he knows cannot come true, forces workers in his factors to work under unimaginable conditions, doesn't pay bills to his creditors and suppliers, his company wouldn't exist if It weren't for government subsidies which will run dry in the next 2 years, has committed gross acts of negligence and accounting fraud, has doj/fbi/sec circling with criminal indictments. the list is literally and unironically endless.

t. Tyler Durden

No, you done good. This girl is a fucking semen demon too

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t. not someone who sucks elon's cock and see's him for what he is

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He's basically a Pied Piper. He sells people dreams, and if you buy them, you're under his spell and think he's the golden boy who can do no wrong.

t. Had a Musk fanboy friend, wouldn't shut up about Mars

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zh is full russian retards that do nothing but lose money and shill for short hedges

you do realize it's because Tesla was pushing people to work 80+ hours a week and firing everyone who didnt

Do you think some high up exec who left apple for a spot at Tesla is going to stick around when the grindstone of model 3 ramp hit?

They got 500k applications a year from all top school grads and other companies. They get free pick of people willing to grind it out.

literally formed a private company that now leads the entire world in space launch technology
literally formed a brand new EV only company that now leads all US sales in EV by a large factor with #1 selling car by revenue in USA....

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also it would help if you had some pattern understanding

European space agency and multiple other leading space launch companies said recovery was impossible.

Multiple major hedge funds said that Tesla was never going to make it past model S.

The track record so far is impeccable. SpaceX now is ahead of the entire European space program which had been on record saying what SpaceX is currently doing was impossible

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>also it would help if you had some pattern understanding
You dumb Muskrat, if you're going to throw buzzwords at people, at least get them right: pattern recognition.

Tell that to all the Tesla owners whose car has been out of commission for months.

poor idiot
next time dont short tesla

SpaceX tried raising 750m and only 1/3 of the raise filled at terms 2x as bad as what they wanted, what do you think happens on tsla's next raise? You don't get it. Musk stiffed wall street one to many time and they will get the last laugh. Tesla is essentially insolvent, they owe almost 300m on a solar city convertible who's debt they assumed when they took it over to hide the fraud, then another 900m+ in the spring on a tsla convertible. Demand for model 3 is collapsing and in countries where ev subsidies have dried up tsla sales have essentially gone to zero. The quality control on the cars is laughable and ev competition is right around the corner. I mean, Why would anyone want an audi with all of porche/audi/bentley superior technology, race pedigree, rigorous multi year testing and excellent dealer network when they can buy a car made in a tent. The dream is almost over.

idiot short

ZH is establishment funded FUD meant to make money off fear. That's literally it. Some decent articles every now and then.

will.i.am custom tesla at auto show

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Why they are pushing supply into American Market?
Obviously due to subsidy drop. The people who are buying based on $7500 subs are temporary while pushing supply into EU right now makes zero sense unless its extra. This is why the EU/CN sales are down.

Model 3 is coming to EU / china soon which is when it picks back up in Q1 2019.

The convert in spring is at $360, so it likely will not be paid in cash and even then they can pay it off. Model 3 SR is going to be open for config soon as well.

QC has improved remarkably and was why 5k m3 was never consistent, because they had locked production in place to improve quality.

>EV competition right around the corner
This is pointless. EV market is going to be 100% of cars, they only need a small % to be a huge company and are currently in the lead. If they had exclusive monopoly on EV then the company would be worth a trillion right now, no one is banking on monopoly just that it will be a top brand.

rode tsla long from 22 to 280+ average net on the sales. I'm a growth pm. I'm not short, but will be buying leaps if 420+ is seen. Tsla's stock is worth no more than 50bucks. There's a reason why tsla bonds carry a junk rating. Pull up this thread in fall 2019-spring 2020.

I don't 'short tesla'. Stop shitting up our Egyptian goddess thread.

the chel cosplay shots are mostly photoshop. these images are basically just more drawings

LIES
SHE WUZ QUEENZ

ok?

>its worth $50
>but I'm not short

why are you making threads about it and shit then?

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Sir there is a pyramid in your pants

(((ISS))) WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU NIGGERS, THE NAME (((ELON))) MOTHERFUCKING (((MUSK))) IS TOO MUCH OF A TELL???? YOU STILL BELIEVE IN THE NASA-MASON-NIGGERS??? YOU PEOPLE ARE DOWNRIGHT RETARDED AND DESERVE TO BE CALLED GOYIM BY THE SNAKEPEOPLE. THERE IS NO SPACE YOU PROGRAMMED IDIOT. THERE'S NO (((PLANETS))), NO VACUUM WITH LITTLE BALLS WITH AIR STICKING TO THEM ZOOMING AROUND AT MINDBOGGLING SPEEDS WHILE SPINNING, THAT IS CALLED (((JEWISH SCIENCE))) AND IT'S CALLED MASON'S PUTTING IT IN YOUR BUTT. FUCK THEY ARE EVEN LAUGHING ABOUT IT AND YET YOU KEEP LAPPING UP THE CUM.

Cope

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Lol musk fudders are worse than no-coiners.

>she

>Whoever pays Zero Hedge's bills

It's always this, isn't it?

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i could tell, but that doesn't mean i wouldn't fuck it.

>$50

you missed a zero there, buddy

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zerohedge is run from a basement in a poor neibourhood in Bulgaria by russian funded trolls

>mfw it's some kind of authority

post more thots like the one in the op

BRAAAAAAP!

that photoshop is so bad

>zero taste
>something only a 14 yo who just watched ff21 would think is cool
>will.i.am
>nignog
makes perfect sense

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>her

Settle down. Jesus.

this.