GF of 8 years dumped me yesterday. Retard me was drunk and kissed some other random girl...

This. Also, give us your adress, ID and credit card number so that we can help you, OP.

No offence mate but you're a cunt, how could you kiss someone else after 8 years of going out?

- a salty guy who's girlfriend of 3 years fucked some random guy two weeks after a mutual and amicable breakup

Well, it was not the first time sadly, so i understand her position. We had the same problem few years back and then ofcourse it was easy to make up and i promised to be a better person and she forgave me. I am not innocent in this at all, i know.

Thank you. Isnt there a place somewhere to chat, where we dont have to register? I dont have telegram sadly. I can make one if thats an only option.

Thanks for the comments, i appreciate it. I wrote to biz because thats the only board i have been visiting for years.

send her a dickpic with a cute winky face

that always helps

get fucked nigger lmao

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Get her a bouquet of flowers and box of chocolates. Get on your knees and beg and say sorry. Say you love her and made a mistake.

Only do the above if she’s fit and has a tight pussy

Lots of alcohol. People dont think when drunk, at least me. I have been sober on and off for years. The sober periods have always been the best ones in my life because pretty much every time i drink i fuck something up.

Just let her get blacked from at least 5 homies.
After the experience she will cooperate.

based and redpilled

Yooo OP I were in your situation before and won her back with my one simple trick, which is why all porn sites hate me.

I use CCMessenger. Just post your cc number, expiration date and secret code (3 or 4 numbers on the back of your card) and I'll add you.

>every time i drink i fuck something up
STOP DRINKING, at least to excess...if you can't cause you are weak either stop drinking or KYS

Thanks!

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>expiration date is 11 years ago
why are you trying to swindle this kind and helpful user, user?

Hey guy I also just got out of long relationship (5 years)
Like the other user said just be hyped you get to find someone younger and hotter, shallow to say but it's what men were made to do, bang various young puss

>ex-girlfriends hate him

Lmao at being an alcoholic. You're going to ruin your own life.

You deserve it because you fucked up more than once and you have the awareness to know your alcoholism is the root of the problem. SUFFER FAGGOT. She’ll find someone better thatvis loyal and stable while you post here for the rest of your life ruminating on how your life turned this shitty. I lost 60k in crypto and feel less regret than you.

Hey, did the same thing, afterwards I fell into a depressive spiral, ended up scarring myself for life and doing other crazy willy things.
What I have learned is that it doesn't matter, and someone else will suck your dick, so enjoy being a pathetic faggot until you snap out of it OP HAH

Ex-psycho cuck here, dude GET THE FUCK OVER IT AND MOVE ON. LITERALLY ALL HUMANS DEAL WITH THIS SHIT! MOVE ON FAGGOT!

YOU EITHER SHOULD HAVE SAID JACK SHIT IF YOU REALLY WANT HER THAT BADLY, OTHERWISE TIME TO FIND ANOTHER FEMALE SPECIMEN DRUNK IDIOT. FUCK YOUR FEELIES FFS WHAT YOU THINK THIS SHIT MATTERS?!

Im trying to add you but it says your account is no longer active. I don't want to believe so I'll give you a last chance bro.

1. don't drink if it takes more from you than it gives, otherwise carry on but if you do stop complaining about the outcome because you chose it.

2. maybe you didn't really have a strong connection / care for her if you kissed someone else. if it was a literal 1 second thing on a dancefloor where you didn't build up into it with time invested then maybe you did idk. but as far as getting her back, that depends on her values.

Hard to say without know you 2 and your / her past, your characters etc. In general if she has strong values then I guess there isn't much you can for now, trying to get back with her over & over you'll just be needy which is repelling to pretty much anyone (it drives people away, as it should). Maybe apologise sincerely once without expectation if you actually care about how she feels. then give it some time without being desperate and work on some things for yourself. Grow a bit and see if you 2 can vibe well again in the near future.

3. realise it's best to fulfill yourself instead of desperately relying on a relationship to do it for you (doesn't work overall, creates neediness and co-dependency, and vulnerability when it ends like now). It's cool to be connected to people but the majority of your fulfillment is best to come from independance. read specific books for your mindset & growing in areas you highlight as important, find mentors / inspiring people online or in person who you can emulate in places and gain guidance from, find many ways to enjoy time spent by yourself there's many areas of life to do this with, get meaningful goals and take small steps to build up to them.

A good relationship and a some good friends can be a cool addition to this, instead of being a main co-dependant focus, it's an interdependant bettering.

>Drinking
>Fooling around with other women
>Trying to find some way to worm your way back

You are human garbage

Thank you for that.

It is all too late now.

Your relationship is over.

Your life is over.

There is no escape.

Just as bitcoin has crashed and will never recover, so has you and your life.

Purchase kneepads.

Q

It was ogre long before that fren.
She is probably cucking you already and this is just an excuse.
I know a 6tf4 blonde Chad he impregnated other women throughout his relationship, his gf still won't leave him.

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8 fucking years you've been leading her on?
Of course she left you. You should be proposing, but instead you are drunkenly kissing other women. She just realized you're not serious about her