Why does this seem more depressing than cubicles?

Christopher Carter
Christopher Carter

Why does this seem more depressing than cubicles?

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Dylan Morales
Dylan Morales

Because it is. Fuck that fucking open office bullshit. I hate it and my current job has one, gives me fucking anxiety attacks. Give me a fucking private office where I can actually get work done

Josiah Taylor
Josiah Taylor

I guess it has a more industrial factory feel to it then an office

Jacob Hall
Jacob Hall

Cant wince in agony about wage cucking without someone noticing and even asking, whats wrong.

Collaborate. 70% of your coworkers are clueless and need to source ideas from the 30%

Camden Wilson
Camden Wilson

You don't have privacy to masturbate and shitpost in Jow Forums.

Oliver Allen
Oliver Allen

cables hanging from the ceiling like the umbilical cord of a hideous beast

computers and the internet were a mistake

Austin Thompson
Austin Thompson

Black Lives Matter

Carson Hill
Carson Hill

Doesnt look so ba_
black lives matter

Connor Bennett
Connor Bennett

Welcome to wage slavery, here's your picnic table, we'd invest in more expensive office furniture but we're not quite sure this is going to work out, so go fuck yourself, I'll be in my office with a door, or golfing.

Luke Nguyen
Luke Nguyen

The place is gorgeus tho. I love that architecture. In Europe you will never ever gonna find a building with that high ceiling

Dominic Rivera
Dominic Rivera

Because with cubicles you have a space that is yours and a layer of semi-privacy. In an open office you have no space that is yours.

Connor Johnson
Connor Johnson

why didn’t I sell in January

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Brandon Russell
Brandon Russell

when will it end

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Jayden Smith
Jayden Smith

that place needs to be nuked

Henry Torres
Henry Torres

kek

Camden Parker
Camden Parker

Typical woman forgot how to log in again.

Dominic Scott
Dominic Scott

First thing I noticed

Ayden Mitchell
Ayden Mitchell

oh and there's the other one fucking around on facebook instead of doing her job.

Joshua Wright
Joshua Wright

HAHAHHAAHAHAH

Easton Price
Easton Price

Because it is. At least in cubicles, you have privacy.

Brody Morris
Brody Morris

Is this AirWatch?

Charles Anderson
Charles Anderson

kek

Samuel Harris
Samuel Harris

Spotted the (((management)))

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Ryan Rogers
Ryan Rogers

studies have proven time and time again, open offices reduce employee happiness, employe productivity and morale by a large amount

the kikes at the top don't care though, it saves them thousands per year in space, much more than the lost productivity/happiness costs

Austin Martin
Austin Martin

NOW KISS

Jack Flores
Jack Flores

oh and there's the other one fucking around on facebook instead of doing her job.
retard, that's facebook HQ. Likely that "fucking around" on Facebook (maybe testing, design or programming) in some capacity IS her job.

why is this board so full of turbo brainlets

Charles Barnes
Charles Barnes

turbo brainlets
I lol'd

Josiah Stewart
Josiah Stewart

me trying to work while the normies bullshit all day

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Oliver Garcia
Oliver Garcia

Open office comes from the same business mentality as modern restaurant aesthetic which is all wide open space and hard surfaces. They're both pushed as ways to improve customer/employee experience but it's just a fucking front to save money. Cubes are heavy and expensive and let employees fuck off in privacy. Open offices are cheap as fuck, all you need are some tables, you can convert warehouse space into primo office space without literally having to make any structural changes, and the zero-privacy means everyone gets to secretly police each other in a shitty zero-sum game of sucking up to management.

It is win/win for owners of capital and just another indignity for wagecucks to have to shoulder.

Luis Rodriguez
Luis Rodriguez

My sides

Sebastian Kelly
Sebastian Kelly

this looks fun as fuck. sure you won't be very productive, but at least you would be wasting time properly. got to build something like that in my town.

Nathaniel Cruz
Nathaniel Cruz

Looking at this, I can see what Sam Hyde was talking about.

youtu.be/sF5N5roqZ9c

Noah Jackson
Noah Jackson

the zero-privacy means everyone gets to secretly police each other in a shitty zero-sum game of sucking up to management.

Sounds very Foucault-ish

Jaxon Gomez
Jaxon Gomez

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Julian Bailey
Julian Bailey

Yeah, he would probably neck himself I'd he saw what his ideas led to.

Tyler Cook
Tyler Cook

gorgeus

It's a factory repurposed as office space. It's ugly to have all the internals exposed. During an earthquake all that shit is going to fall on your head.

David Ramirez
David Ramirez

And not a single nog in the picture

Robert Morales
Robert Morales

Open plan offices literally make people physically ill. You are more likely to suffer musculoskeletal problems from working in one. I wouldn't be surprised if companies would be liable for worker's comp injuries for employees who experience back problems, for example.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21528171

"Compared to cellular offices, occupants in 2-person offices had 50% more days of sickness absence"

"occupants in 3-6-person offices had 36% more days of sickness absence"

"and occupants in open-plan offices (>6 persons) had 62% more days of sickness absence"

62%, this is fucking insanity!

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Owen Ward
Owen Ward

Fucking this. I’m so glad I work remotely and don’t have to deal with this shit. Push some code, leave a couple messages in Slack to make it look like I give a shit, and then take a two hour lunch to go look at rental properties. Only five more years of wageslaving and I’m done forever.

William Garcia
William Garcia

Why does that happen? Lack of personal space?

Charles Morales
Charles Morales

Would be funny to see a nice thicc class action too.

Jeremiah Reyes
Jeremiah Reyes

stress, is real and it fucks people hard

Parker Stewart
Parker Stewart

Because they know that as soon as they hire them, Blacks are going to complain about lack of diversity and passive aggressive racism. Easier to pretend to be Liberal and not racist.

Isaac Evans
Isaac Evans

To think, in the 90s, people endlessly complained about cubicles. Grass is always greener, I suppose.

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Brandon Parker
Brandon Parker

Good God, you can almost see the soi fumes rising up from those collective piles of leftist shit.

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Daniel Flores
Daniel Flores

Thing is, as a programmer you need "alone time" or to at least be in a state of minimal disturbance so you can get into flow state for optimal productivity and creative problem solving.

Tech companies are often started by technical founders, so why do they do this?

I can respect CEOs that work on the floor like any other worker -- Zuckerberg claims to do this -- but in actuality it never works out that way with most of the decision making process taking place in conference rooms and behind closed doors.

Lincoln Anderson
Lincoln Anderson

Jesus christ, literally me

All my coworkers talk about is Red Dead 2

Tyler Ward
Tyler Ward

Working like that doesn't work. I hate open plan offices. I work from home and need complete silence. Lose my train of though if someone even says something minor to me.

t. autist

Luke Thompson
Luke Thompson

stay mad righty

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Sebastian Collins
Sebastian Collins

This. I don't get how anybody can get into the flow in this horrible open space shit.
Or are those normies there only bullshitting and never in any kind of flow?

Justin Cox
Justin Cox

I would literally rather work on a chain-gang in an Alabama prison that work in that leftist shit-hole.

Brody Jackson
Brody Jackson

I'd say it's less about cost cutting (Facebook pays their workers quite well, generous pay and benefits) and much more about the panopticon-style control you mentioned in the latter half of your post.

Smaller startups may adopt it because of low cost, but that's not why it's being advocated for by the ultra profitable big guys like Facebook and Google .

Nathaniel Flores
Nathaniel Flores

I kek'd at the nigger lives matter in the upper right corner

Brody Cooper
Brody Cooper

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Ryan Gutierrez
Ryan Gutierrez

virgin hunch vs chad posture

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Blake Ortiz
Blake Ortiz

They both look like virgins desu

Chase Cook
Chase Cook

My office isn't bullpen, but it doesn't have individual cubes either. Rows of these instead.

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Gavin Stewart
Gavin Stewart

Because it's so fake. Look at how hip I am, I work in an open office, well guess what, if my boss tells me to suck his dick, I do it like a good wagie and so do you, the only difference being you can feel hip and cool about it when you work in an environment like that. It is designed to lull you into submission and wagecucking, Goys are like cattle. It's best to keep them well-fed, and so what if you kill a cow to get steak, the other cows don't realise that anyway

Evan Wilson
Evan Wilson

I would have a sign that says I have ear plugs on lol I can't focus with 1000 moving pieces and random b.s. going about. Sure it looks kinda comfy except for the fact that they cram in every last square footage to disrupt any possibility of flow

Lol I seriously don't understand how these people have no upper back problems. My shoulder blades get sore if I have to constantly 'reach' with my arms for prolonged periods of time

Carter Robinson
Carter Robinson

the fuck is wrong with you guys? it's just a layout do your job and get out

Christopher Miller
Christopher Miller

kekus maximus

Thomas Morris
Thomas Morris

Lol what kind of shitty office flaunts their retarded politics like this? I hope their business fails and they go bankrupt.

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Anthony Edwards
Anthony Edwards

That guy has some seriously good posture.

Grayson Torres
Grayson Torres

wrong way around
virgin posture
works all the time
tries to correct deformed spine
needs glasses
always tense
thinks people are looking all the time
theyre not
nobody wants to speak to him

chad slouch
strength of character
expresses ideas freely
comforts others with relaxed nature
co workers are drawn to him
doesnt work enough to care about spine or eye problems
wears casual clothes
passions lie in the real world

Noah Bennett
Noah Bennett

all of those fucking macs

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Jack Sullivan
Jack Sullivan

lol

Aiden Bell
Aiden Bell

This. For some reason open office triggers my anxiety. It feels like I have eyes and ears on me when in reality I don't. Almost like I can feel all of the energy in the room. Meanwhile if I move to a secluded space and just call the desk of whoever I need, I can crank out tasks nonstop. It probably looks like I'm fucking around though, because no one can see my screen in the private office.

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