What's the first thing you will buy when you make it?

Worst toilet honestly when you use them they just blow your piss all over the room

>Using a Dyson hand dryer is like setting off a viral bomb in a bathroom
theverge.com/2016/4/21/11479038/dyson-hand-dryer-hygiene-paper-towel-debate

It collects dirty water from everyone's hands on the bottom and then sprays it all over yours.

It's a bad design.

cool do you live in an airport bathroom?

i chuckled

Japanese lessons and bringing pic related to my private island via my prive jet for a sexy japanese anything but clothes party.

Attached: 1536571123318.jpg (807x807, 430K)

Rolling for this

These are unironically awesome

This shit is basically everywhere in public space in the western world. Why the fuck was is possible to go that viral?

oh wow some really high tech bacteria manufacturing plants have those installed in every bathroom lol.

If I had one of these in my home I would be putting my nuts through it all the time. I would blast my testicles with warm air until they stretch out like rubber melting on a hot day. After years of this I would likely be infertile but it would be worth the pure hedonistic pleasure

foreskin regrowth

A Geo metro with 300hp

This is the most autistic post of all time

Kek

Bidets are fucking retarded. I tried to use them when I went travelling and they just squirt water all over your ass and half of it deflects off you and onto the floor making a mess. It’s also a pain to dry your entire ass.

100,000 square foot house
Airbus A380
300 foot yacht
Dark web drugs
Buy the most expensive things on ebay

>t. absolute Ignorant DUMBFUCK

...

A Nuclear bunker, food and guns.
(EU will be a dangerous place in the next 10 years.)

Bitcoin

>what's the first thing you will buy when you make it?
Toilets for everyone in INDIA

Cancer treatment for my mother.

House with private onsen somewhere in Japan, ideally where it snows a lot.

I just dry my hands on my.pants like a man.

One of those Japanese bidet toilet seats

pic related. an old mainframe terminal keyboard with (no longer produced) beamspring mechanical switches. They got for $2k-$3k on ebay.

Attached: keyboard.jpg (1280x960, 162K)

Is that a penis dryer?

This but ironically

not if you're a manlet

>le funny youtube reference

Attached: 1537827350392.png (842x618, 115K)

only oldfags understand this

Attached: 1541025944878.gif (250x203, 136K)

Fuvk hot roasties

I'll fund multiple factories full of chinese professional meme creators, and have them flood the internet with "why didn't you listen" chainlink memes.

After this i'll expand and direct them to meme me to precidency, leveraging the crippling regret of nolinkers by promising free LINK to every voter out of my fucking enourmous stack.

I'll use taxpayer money to fund a moon mission where a gigantic chainlink logo will be imprinted for permanent branding always visible from earth. All foreign aid food resources will be redirected into sergeys possesion, enabling him to grow into his final form.

All mentions of cryptocurrencies other than chainlink will be outlawed and punishable by death. Sergey will be released into the worlds leading cities one by one, where he will inspire fear and assert his dominance over world leaders. The worlds resources will be funneled into intergalactic space travel, where chainlink will be imposed upon every fucking lifeform encountered throughout the galaxy. Sergey will gain the title of "Supreme leader" throughout the universe, and I will be the puppetmaster behind him.

Attached: basedsergey.jpg (125x83, 2K)

Good luck user, I know that feel.

thermo-night vision googles so can look for monsters in myt house

imagine having these in your family home

>3 AM
>dad goes up to piss and out of habit moves hands below the dryer
>WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR waking up the whole house

Attached: disney13.jpg (600x900, 351K)

I put one of these in the downstairs toilet, fuck they are loud!

They put those in at the bath house. They broke in a few months so they put in the old school ones.

Sensory deprivation tank.

Really, one of 3 things that I want.

Idk man Google has these sweet heated bidets. I use them all the time. You can adjust the temp, pressure, location and the seats are heated. I would buy one for home if I had the money.

Attached: 7494C84B-B866-4E4A-8C82-60BD83EE3674.jpg (540x568, 79K)

I once used urinal like this and it fucking sucked. It blew my piss all over.

Buy a fucking air dehumidifier instead, it'll keep your towels dry after all the compulsive washing

Its called a Washlet. I will be getting one very soon. I will post it on biz.

>dumb animal too stupid to use a bidet prefers to just roll in his own filth

Attached: 1511372511123.jpg (225x250, 8K)

Should've saved this one for you stand up act

Attached: airblade wash+dry.jpg (804x536, 35K)

frens

Attached: downloadfile-1.jpg (400x400, 25K)

I'm sorry but the dyson airblade is fucking disgusting and hardly works. get a Chad xlerator instead

a japanese toilet

a room with a view

Attached: Modern-bedroom-with-a-bench-and-an-ocean-view.jpg (1263x840, 303K)

i couldn't handle that rug being crooked with the wood on the floor, it would trigger the frig out of me.
also check'd

Attached: 1515129015116.gif (200x200, 803K)

I will buy a cute Girl and fuck her
Would be cool to coat her body in blue paint too

Attached: 1540084554922.jpg (810x1200, 181K)

Attached: 1544308967491.jpg (1280x720, 61K)

me too