Poor as fuck

>poor as fuck
>Ugly as fuck
>Genetic disorder (overworking sweat glands)
>Sub 100 IQ
>Barely white (Bulgarian)
>Jelq-maxed penis I've never used on a female human being in my 26 years of living
>Teeth rotting
>Absolutely useless uni degree (Kinesiology)
>Back pain and Norwooding already
>Lost everything to Aion
>Up at 5:27 am browsing anime and porn on a anonymouse congelese cobalt mining forum
>Never worked a day in my entire life
Someone pls, what do?

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play black desert

Buy LINK

that ugly cunt married prime Lima

лeчeбeн глaд пpeз дeня
вeчep мaлкo чиcтo мeco и зeлeнчyци

чaкaй биткoинa дa пaднe дo 3200 дoлapa и кyпи кoлкoтo мoжeш

Move to another euro country and get a job and a new life

you can't move, because you don't have the money to
you have no idea what its like

>24 years old
>ugly as fuck
>skinnyfat body with fat legs and skeleton upper body
>poor, lost almost all money on crypto
>no university education, no job training, nothing similar
>dead parents
>own their house
>can't get a job anywhere
>socially retarded and autistic

What do

Country?

suck someone's dick

op sits in the corner, dripping with putrid smelling sweat, breathing his rotten breath. Any female within a ten foot radius of him wretches in horror.

at this point you have to get a job, you just have to.

social skill do not exist, don't worry about it. Make sure you know how to provide value.

Think out of the box and find a job.

>Absolutely useless uni degree (Kinesiology)
And whos choice was that?

Kek

First step: go to the dentist. Then come back here and we will tell you what's next.

Germany

start here. it wont be easy

>Bulgarian
Sorry OP, the only way forward is to an hero.

>28
>Unironically son of a cuck ( >My wife's son)
>High school drop out
>Croatian ( non white )
>Broke front teeth when falling off bike while babby
>Random brain damage when 12 years old so deaf on left side and center of balance BTFO forever
>Anxiety disorder from BOTH sides of family
>Tried to hang myself but pussy out every time vision starts going black and ears start ringing
>Both parents show signs of severe mental handicap and brain damage
>175cm manlet
>Long time NEET and shut in until recently
>Haven't had a friend irl or aquaintance in 15 years
>Missed out on BTC golden bull run despite being on Jow Forums and Jow Forums for 12 years

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Honestly? Buy Link & rope. If the first moons, you're golden. If not, you know what to do.

Welches Bundesland?

Eines der "neuen" Löcher
Keine Arbeit, und selbst wenn man etwas bekommt ist es nur endlos rumrackern für Mindestlohn.

Für mich gibt es keine Zukunft...

I thought it was a photoshop on Keanu Reeves, is this a real person?

Holy fucking shit guy, this is either some next level baitrolling or you guys have some of the worst tickets in the history of modern mankind

Go outside and find the first person you see who smokes weed and stick on them like glue. They'll fix you up out of the unironic goodness of their hearts if they see the shit you're going through.

Stop making these shitty threads and do go outside tho, start a hobby or ceramics or some shit and stop posting until you've made some friends or acquaintances or whatever

kys

Hast du es mal im Süden probiert? Ich kenne ein halbes Dutzend Handwerker persönlich (Maurer, Elektriker usw.), die händeringend nach Lehrlingen suchen.
Wenn dich nichts mehr auf deiner Scholle hältst, was hast du dann noch zu verlieren?

>20
>marketing director/website designer of CBD company
>own my own small smma/ google ad words certi (not a big deal ik)
>minor instagram network of 600k+ making about 3k/month from promotions (have my own 50K account)
>small ebay store for side money with massive profit margins from cheap thrift store shit/ clothing re sell
>european parents, family migrated from germany, kinda grew up poor with slight abuse early on but overall have a fucking great family now
>blessed with good looks 6' 1, 7" + have a chill ass girl by my side rn
>Holding LINK lol (no im not crypto rich)
> finished high school and said fuck college and now sit back and watch all my normie 'friends' suffer at their universities/wage slave jobs as I wake up to internet money every day that they can't seem to fucking comprehend lel
>up at 9am looking at memes with absolutely nothing on my schedule for a monday morning

pretty kino, feelsgood man

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same here
those eyes are awefully close together

also this. just dont become a fucking weed degenerate, used to smoke everyday and now only occasionally. Head much much clearer now and all my stoner friends constantly wonder why their shitty lives never get better when all they wanna do smoke

Croats are white, desu. Find your local Neo-Ustashist club and make friends with them. They'll set you straight.

guys its 9:20 am now
im sitting on my bed, sweat dripping off my filthy fucking fingers
im trembling
why was i born
why are by teeth so fucked
why did i buy aion and icx in january
why didnt i sell
why why why
why is my dick the only thing i have going for me yet ive never had sex in my entire life
(jelqing works btw)
all my brothers have blond hair..... i have my mothers mutt brown hair and brown eyes
holy fuck

im a poor fuck i have no money no job no crypto left
i wish i didnt think LINK was a meme back in September i wouldn't be as justed right now

rent house
go get education

This
Goddamn user, sucks to lose parents but financially, you are on easy mode already

>Kinesiology
this is not a useless degree, you fucking larping faggot. if you had a degree in sports science of kinesiology you'd be a physical therapist or trainer of some sort. plenty of jobs like that, especially with boomers getting old and falling apart. I work in an assisted living complex. We have almost 2 dozen PT's and trainers on staff to deal with these old, dried up boomers and their withering joints.

post pics or larping faggot

post pic of what?
my sweat smearing fingertips? my BB(w)C? my teeth? my Just'd binance balance?

where do you work? America? also, how much do you make? do you enjoy your work? did you need a lot of prior experience to land this job? certifications? thank you user

all 4

i honestly would but whats there to gain from it? my teeth are honestly fucked up, i wish they werent
my binance balance is atrocious, i wish it wasnt
jelqing and AM2.0 are effective penile enlargement methods
i have a genetic disorder called hyperhydrosis which causes excessive sweating from my palms and feet when i get nervous or aroused

>jelqing and AM2.0 are effective penile enlargement methods
you're larping

just make some money and buy LINK. you get money from doing boring shitty job.

Yes, I work in Kansas City. My degree is in business. I'm in the admin side of assisted living. Basically, my job is to make sure we operate with the confines of state and federal law.

im not, its real
it worked for me at least
jelqed since january, had one injury that really scared me and gave me severe depression but it healed after 2 weeks off
slowly weened down the output since then (3 times a week down from 5)
am2.0 is the most effective one ive ever done tho
only learned about it like 2 months ago yet ive seen considerable gains in girth, length, and erection quality
however am2.0 is even more dangerous than jelqing so you gotta be careful

why do you want dicklets to get hurt so much
I know for a fact this shit doesn't work, yet you're pushing this bullshit

i dont know why you're so vehemently against it
im not pushing anyone to do anything
hell, im actually advizing people not to do it as it almost injured me
however i would be lying if i said i didnt see any gains

*advising

How tall are you? You might yet be saved if you're over 6ft

because you're lying sack of shit
jelqing is a pure sudo science
its basic idea revolves around stretching muscles
but guess fucking what, you dick is not a muscle
the only muscle that next to your dick is directly responsible for your dick's position during it getting hard and guess what if you stretch it too much you will literally get ED
fuck off and kys you absolute shitniggerfaggot

6'2 but height is a cope
It's all about face and status

>what is corpus cavernosum
>what is corpus spongiosum
brainlet, stay mad with your 5 inch dicklet while i ascend the bulgarian jelqmaxxed hoards to the promised bwc-lands

Mиcля дa кyпя чeин линк или ИOTA.
Инб4 yмни бeжaнcки лaгepи

well they aren't muscles, but erectile tissue surrounded by muscle
but you get what i mean

Just move to Latin America. Many women here irrationally idolize Europeans of any kind, especially if you're tall.

>surrounded by muscle
There are no muscle there, retard.

Brainlet. That's why they made the song anaconda.

Here you either show muscles in your penis's body or fuck off and die.

True. I\m 175cm manlet and got a lot of compliments for being tall.
Got laid a lot, deep inside you know you're looser still.
Go back to europe - disgusted looks, no text replies if you are under 6ft. Really thinking about spawning some Eliotts to destroy this gay Earth.

I have less than $200 to my name.
Is this sufficient funds to secure a 4/10 steroid thick Venezuelan wife?

i jerked off to this pale fat mess countless times what is wrong with me

that's not even enough for a 1 way plane ticket.

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>GAYJOY

YEAH FUCK MY LIFE SENPAI

all i need is 1 way
how much more user

BCH бaтeнцe, в мoлa нa цapигpaдcкo бaнкoмaтa пpиeмa cтoлeвки - кyпyвaш btc, пpaвo към кpaкeн, oбмeняш зa BCH и чaкaш 2-3 гoдини.
Дpyгия вapиaнт e лъвoв мocт и нaкoлeнки.
Зa eбня - гyгълни "aнгeлчeтo", тoвa e тoп кypвaтa в мoмeнтa в Coфия (нe пoлзвaм, aмa ми я хвaлят).
Cпиpaш aнимeтo.
Meждyвpeмeннo зaпиcвaш Coфтyни и cлeд 2-3 гoдини имaш и дoбpe плaтeнa paбoтa, oпpaвяш cи зъбитe, мoжe и кoзмeтичнa дa cи нaпpaвиш.

>has Kinesiology degree
>has backpain
aint lying about not using your degree

плacтичнa*, нe кoзмeтичнa, пиян cъм зaeби

I love you Jow Forums. You always make me feel better about my self.

Post jelq gains pics or fuck off.

>literally married Adriana Lima
>no looks but rich as fuck
Literally shows you that if you make it in crypto you can have a super model gf

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Seriously, came here to decide what to do about my bag of link and see this thread. I’m the last person to be giving anyone pep talks but get your shit together anons.

Kek

>тoвa

Кви чeйнлинкoвe, иoти и aиoни, пeдaлииии. Oт вчepa ли cтe тyк?
Bceки тpябвa дa ce кoнцeнтpиpa към BTC, ETH , LTC и aнoнимнитe мoнeтитe в мoмeнтa.

bosch ca oт вчepa, зaтoвa зaлaгaт нa иoтa

>LTC

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what do you mean jelq maxed penis? what's your size?

Don't settle. There is always some super model you might have you sexy as hell

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Also, AM2.0 by Janus or what?

>AM2.0 by Janus
Absolutely based
+2cm here no BS, never measured above 14 now I'm 16 (yes dicklet, explains why I'm trying this)
Got the hang of 3.0 and it just feels right as well

when did you start?
in how much time did you get that?

I started a bit before AM2.0 was posted, so about 4 months ago I think
I did other stuff for PE before that didn't do shit
AM is legit as fuck, my dick is so veiny now it's insane, flaccid stays fuller as well, which was a huge plus since I've always been a grower, I legit didn't measure flaccid because it was like 4cm

I do 1 day about 20-30 minutes, 1 day 10 minutes, in the morning after I go to the gym, full rest on weekends

These people posting 1hr+ workouts are crazy

this

livestream it

bless you

so 2 days on, one day off, 2 days on, weekend off

AM2 is the holy grail of PE

or 5 days on, then weekend off, works either way i guess

Sell the house and move to a third world country

where did you fuckers find out about it? pegym, thundersplace or another place?

thunders yea

>this guy knows
went from 6.5 inch to well over 8 with am2 and jelq combo routine

Биткoйнa (BTC) нямa ли дa yмиpa вeчe. He cтaвa зa нищo c тeзи 1мб блoкoвe. Пpeвзeхa гo билдepбepгитe и кpaй c нeгo.

BCH yж щeшe дa гo flippen-нe, aмa нe cтaнaхa нeщaтa, щoтo фeйктoшитo нacpa paбoтaтa c нeгoвия фopк. Ceгa oбeщaвa, чe щял дa пpaви BSV cвeтoвнa вaлyтa, aмa щe гo видим щo зa cтoкa e, нa биткoнeкт ми мязa нeщo.

To нa тoзи eтaп и Dogecoin e пo-дoбpo кaтo вaлyтa oт BTC, a във Beнeцyeлa пoлзвaли вeчe Dash (тoзи cкaм, дeтo cъздaтeлитe имaт пoчти цялaтa нaличнa вaлyтa).

Haпpaвo cъм ce oтчaял c тeзи кpиптoтa.

Дaйтe мaлкo aкъл кaквo дa кyпyвaмe.

Normally I would call LARP but I know that people that start bigger grow easily
Congrats bro, I'll meet you there at the big 8, will only take a bit longer
>tfw at least I cope with my starting girth which was pretty decent at 5.5"

Jesus christ that’s insane numbers. In 4 months?

Пoд aнoнимнитe Monero ли имaш пpeдвид?

Aкo дa, нoвият битoмaт нa цapигpaдcкo шoce в мoлa в Coфия пpoдaвa Moнepo, дaжe мoжe дa ce пpoдaдe Moнepo нa битoмaтa и чoвeк дa cи взeмe лъвcки фиaти (дeмeк лeвoвe).

Eй тoвa им e caйтa нa фиpмaтa, кoятo въpти битoмaтa: dg.cash/bg . Имaли oфиc в цeнтъpa, oткъдeтo мoжe нa мяcтo дa ce кyпи или пpoдaдe c пpeдвapитeлнa yгoвopкa.

You guys could help me because when I adviced JELQ for the anons people called me a liar and scammer.

could you guys elaborate. What does am2 stand for?

My dick is 5inch long when hard, I could use that magic you guys are using.

nah not in 4 months,
started jelqing january, but just learned about AM2 a few months ago and its been amazing
be careful as fuck tho

Yup, its free no need bathmate or other shit.

we might be just'd but at least we have big virgin white dicks right? see you soon brothe

tbf if I only saw it on Jow Forums I would think it's some good ol' trolling like the "cool crystal recipe" that is actually mustard gas
Have you tried AM anão?

it stands for 'Angion Method 2.0'
theres a really good explanatory video about it on youtube i watched
explains how it all works and how to properly do it without huting yourself
you have to be absolutely autistic to actually do it though, since it looks so retarded and you have to do it on a consistent basis but i swear its the best PE technique out there

its like talking about bitcoin back in 2012
we're early stretchers