No money left for fucking hookers Crypto runied me just bought Fleshlight

Fleshlight Girls – Lisa Ann Used water based lubricant for fucking fleshlight felt more gay now after crypto loss

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shoulda bought the anal one
tight af
better than real pussy

>buying fleshlight
>not buying link instead
you deserve to remain poor. you have the poor consumption slave wage slave cycle mentality.

I actually had that exact one years ago. Cleaning it after fucking it is just too painful though, it's better to just fap normally.

Ive heard that this one works well. From a friend

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just don't cum in it. than you don't need to clean it.
got this one, heavenly and mini-lotus. heavenly is best

That design is better than the real thing, desu
Those nubs do me up each time.
Especialy on rotation move

>just don't cum in it. than you don't need to clean it.
wheres the fun in that and seriously how hard is it to run the thing under warm water for 30 seconds

drying takes multiple hours that's the shitty part

>he doesn't have gf

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Just hang it on the towel rack or in the closet

>he thinks having a gf means they want to have sex all the time even after the first year.

Washing line master race reporting in.

I GOT SOME BAD NEWS FOR YA BUDDY ...

how? it's not exactly easy to hold this thing still on a rack

yeah they actually do, at least mine does

why not both?

Using these things is really uncomfortable for uncircumcised guys

i guess there are lots of towel racks. The ones on the wall or the back of the door. Just set it in there big part on top

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this girl is more fuckable than the other one, but her fleshlight seems less functional

Thinking better bout it, also her fleshlight seems better

This guy gets it

If she doesn't want anymore, you are ugly
Sorry

>used water based lubricant
ABSOLUTE PATRICIAN

[Puke.webm]
10-15s warm water
Then hydroalcholic gel inside and finger well
Rince well in flowing warm water
Let it dryon a clean cloth
When absolutely dry, dust cornstatch on and in it to prevent stick and an amazing soft touch.
Store in a cool dry place.

NO ONE DO THIS
THIS MAKES MUSTARD GAS