Hey biz bros, I'm finally in southeast Asia, I'm pre gaming with Jameson because I want to go to the gogo bars 1 block away but I'm nervous as fuck. I'm I'm about to lose my virginity tonight bros I think I'm just going to have to be shitfaced to get the courage. I'm so fucking nervous.
I went out last night and could not go through with it because i stayed sober.
soi cowboy?
u can do this based sex touristanon. keep us posted with pics
Fuck sorry guys not sure why the pic came out sideways
No I'm in the Philippines
where is asia are you?
i usually go to dating sites before going there so i can have a few nice girls to fuck, hookers give you STDs so make sure you use a condom .
You can try tinder.
Uh oh
jesus christ user have you prepared? first thing before you go anywhere hide all of your fucking shit
Will do, I already feel better posting here. This place is so different I think doing something familiar like posting on biz is soothing my autism
I'm prepared fren, all my usd will be in a safe and I'm only bringing out about 9k peso which is close to 200 usd. But that should be enough to get me a hit one until the sun comes up
I have condums, tinder here is all ladyboys I even invited one to my hotel because she was hot but Las minute she says she is ladyboy so I cancel.
You'll probably drink too much and not be able to get it up.
Then I'll go out and buy cialis from one of the hawkers. I'm going to lose my fucking virginity tonight.
r u in phillippines by yourself? also if and when i go i want to get teens if you know what i mean
Describe what you look like for us.
good luck friend
kek he’ll be fine you asshole. OP, just wear protection and don’t come off like a mamas boy. Just be chill and funny. Just be as chill as you would be if you had a puff of ganja. Just don’t look like a bitch or chicks will use you.
6'2" blonde hair blue eyes. Overweight at 270 lbs but not obese.
R.I.P.
Imo do that anyway, GL user.
Big lad. K well I've never been to Phillipines, how safe do you feel there?Wear protection
idk why I wrote just so many times. Anyway, go get your dick OP and don’t drink too much. Be confident. Pound her pussy, She’s your whore.
fuck it, post your pic OP, blur your eyes if you need too.
If your asking what I think your asking you will either be blackmailed for every peso you have or be ass raped in a Filipino prison for years.
im not thinking what you think im thinking
Protection is a must for me, so far I feel safe, hotel has armed guards at the door, there are guards with shotguns that walk the red light district and a police pick up truck drives up and down the road with officers in the back ready to jump out.
get some fucking amphetamines (shabu) brah. you'll be fucking anything that moves all day and night
Serious question, why not just fuck a hooker where u live? Assuming u live in the us
Because it's not a regulated and accepted industry with infrastructure that supports it. In the us to get a sure thing with a hottie i would have to go through agencies and pay 1000 usd for an hour. Here I can see the girls In person and sit with them and chat and negotiate ahead of time. If I offer one 5k peso ( a little under 100 usd) she will say until morning and probably be hard to get rid of the next day. Add the barfine of 3k peso and that's $160 to be with a girl j could never be with naturally for 12 or more hours
user be sure to include taking pictures of her in the negotiation
Ok bros last kne before heading out, im still nervous as fuck. I'll try to keep all of you updated. Its 8 PM here so I have to go soon or the koreans will take the good ones.
just do it you fagguette!!
even the biggest incels I know do well in sea
>1000 per hour
Bullllllshit. Good agencies with hotties will be 250 300 at most. Granted they wont stay with you overnight but white girls are way hotter. Its better if it isnt regulated anyway, keeps prices down look at nevada its crazy expensive over there. Plus some girls will let you bareback them if they are indy
I T ' S
>300 USD
That's the hourly rate for FOB apartment Asians in the US. You don't get anything close to two hours for that price, let alone 12. I don't know where you're finding attractive white whores for that price.
Hell, to fuck actually attractive Koreans instead of SEA and chinks, I have to go through an agency in Chicago that screens you by calling your employer and confirming you work there. If they get raided and the police get your info, just hope they don't have any interest in arresting Johns.
Have you never heard of the bunny ranch in nevada?
>Imagine actually having to pay for pussy
>Imagine a whorehouse calling your wagecuck office to confirm you're really receiving wagecuck bux
Y I K E S
They're ugly as fuck. Granted OP might end up with an ugly flip, the ranch has a bunch of 30 year old whores that aged like milk. If he wanted to splash for hot white women, he could've gone to a bordello in Europe, but that's a much more expensive trip.
DON'T DO IT, THEY HAVE AIDS OP YOU FUCKING MORON, WHY DIDN'T YOU GO TO VEGAS AND GET AN ESCORT?!
Bro it's so fucking hard to get aids through vaginal sex without a condom, with a condom its impossible, the odds are in my favor.
We're on a Jow Forums thread about OP mongering in the Philippines to lose his virginity. If you don't know anything about whores, don't spread disinfo just because you're a normalfag.
Hey op don't overthink this. You don't really lose anything. Just chill, go with the flow and enjoy the girls.
Nadal the gogo bars screen their girls monthly on the slim chance one has aids and her test is not back yet there is a slimmer chance I will get it because I will use a condom.
My personal recommendation: Tijuana. Cheap (70 dollar-ish range) sexy latinas and you get to choose.
Thanks fren, I just have bad anxiety and probably mild autism so im still in the hotel but I will go out tonight. Most yogis are open 2-5 am and its coming up in 9 PM now
>user was thinking what every other user was thinking he was thinking
Don't worry fren, everything will be fine. If you are already slight drunk it'll help.
>Attractive Koreans
Wtf is wrong with you??
jesus christ man youre getting robbed. here in atlanta we have gangbangs that are like 150 for entry and you can cum as many times as you want all RAW and ALL HOLES
Expensive.
Thailand, Philippines, Indonesia.
We're talkign 7-10/10 for just dinner, $4-$9.
10 dollars for sex? no fucking way
>atlanta
>gangbang
I’ve got some bad news for you
yea i havent partaken in one but ive seen the party pics and the girls they pull are pretty hot just dont think going in after shes been creampied 4 times sounds like fun. i just find UTRs and bareback them by paying a little more.
I don't understand your confusion.
>Atlanta
>gangbangs
We were talking about agencies, m8. Unless there's a gangbang agency in Georgia for business execs, it's not really comparable.
agencies are bullshit anyway, all those girls were at one point independent and cheaper. go on usasexguide.nl and find your city trust me it will help you tons
Don’t you have to be a black man to participate in those?
Good luck user. I just left Pattaya, Thailand a week ago. I wasn't a virgin but I did get to experience a lot of different things for the first time since I hadn't had sex a lot beforehand. Make sure you've got condoms and lube.
Dude, I know about independents. I got tired of dealing with whores that keep an eye open to scam you and apartment Asians. If I want to fuck a 6/10 white girl, I can open tinder. I have yellow fever bad.
no man anyone can join you just have to have references. i never have and will never pay money to fuck a black girl and we have fucking tons here in atlanta ffs
Koreans are the niggers of SEA. I know what you're about to say, that Filips are the niggers. Wrong. They are the petrol-drinking abbo niggers of SEA. Indo girls top, then Nips
>Indo girls top
Go back to the AKB thread, Jakharta dwelling animal.
On bros I'm out for now see you in a bit
Good luck.
Remember to lick pussy first to see if it tastes of AIDS
I'm OP but I left the hotel wifi so I guess it shows a different ID
Been few hours now, I’m a little worried about OP. Wonder if he got AIDS
Probably losing his anal virginity by now.
How does males feel in sea knowing that every second guy is there to pound their own females? I could not imagine the cringe. And why these men in sea are not protesting against the white trash influx. Embarrassing.
Hes prob dead by now.
Is OP still alive?
OP died of AIDS. That’s a shame because this thread was shaping up to be nice.
Wait where????
says the virgin
HMMM YES I TRUST 3RD WORLD PIMPS
Not like they havn't pounded them already
OP here.
mission accomplished
also i just got the AIDS from some drunk, middle aged bug-eater. turns out going down on him wasn't the right move.
He did pay me double though so there's that.
what do?
cum over to my house ASAP my young petri dish and spread the joy of christmas in the hole of my soul
they don’t care, those girls are whores to them and they cheat on all their wives and gfs.
don’t let us down son
The guys cheat on their wives and gfs the girls cheat on their husbands and their bfs. Also white men find darker skinned women attractive while men over there find lighter toned women attractive. Darker skin means you spend all of your time working outdoors. Lighter skin means you are probably more well off as you don't spend so much time in the sun. Men over there will make fun becsuse foreign white men only take their ugly women.
are you in angeles?
Op be careful in the philippines the government over there has a kill quota. Also don't dend things on bad terms with any of the people there. Don't get involved in fights. Don't draw attention to yourself and you'll have s good time. The working women all share stories in online chatrooms. They might take your picture and post it there and ask if anyone recognizes your face
Also forgot to mention when you order drinks insist to pay as each dtink comes. If you wait until the end the bill might vome with axtra dtink charges that you didn't order. Disputing it often will not work. Just pay every time a drink gets delivered and they can't fuck you over.
Bump
lol that happened to my friend in china and he refused to pay the extra charges
the chinese bitch got a broom stick and started beating him, his friend knocked the chink onto the ground and they both ran for the door
they both made it out of there without getting arrested but it was sketchy
op has been kidnapped my flip isis
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Triads operate in the Philippines too. More likely the ones who nabbed him.
I think the Hawaiian mafia used to operate a bit there too before they got dismantled, but they don't really exist anymore.
Enjoy Hep C
are you a gangster user
OP let's get an update homie
OP is dumb as fuck
I just got back from a 6 week sex vaca in portugal/spain and fucked literally 40 hookers.
50 eur for hh for 20 year old hotties
enjoy your ladyboys, faggot
OP is going to be disappointed when he finds out that the girls don't accept Chainlink.
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> the Hawaiian mafia
Tell me more about this. Do they wear Hawaiian shirts instead of gang colors?
OP was eaten by a sewer monster.
>I think I'm just going to have to be shitfaced to get the courage.
Nooooooooooo
Have a couple to take the edge off but just do it. You don't want to be drunk.
You especially don't want to be shitfaced because they will pickpocket your wallet on the way out.
spaniards too?
i seen a bunch of latinas/western europoors/some africans there but i need cute spaniards
>>THIS
yeah i've woken up out of a drunken coma butt naked and EVERYTHING gone. she even took my toothbrush. but i'd prepared beforehand. banged her in my spare room a block from secure residence. only take what you intend to spend. have fun!
>spaniards
>cute
ahahahahahha
maybe 1/1000
godspeed user