What methods do you use to make a bit of easy money on the side of your main thing?

What methods do you use to make a bit of easy money on the side of your main thing?

>be me
>live in london
>apply to jobs as though I live up norf
>get invited to interview
>they usually offer to cover travel expenses, if not I move on
>some places just have you give your bank info and trust you to tell them how much the travel was (rare), not a problem unless you say it cost a stupidly high amount
>others want a copy of the rail ticket collection receipt, in that case I fake an e-ticket which is relatively easily done, or simply print out a inspect element'd email receipt, or a fake bank statement - many ways to do this
>sometimes they have a set travel budget/contribution of £50-£75, always call up and ask them if they'll cover the whole thing, likely they say yes as there's a lot of graduates out there with little or no money who couldn't attend interviews elsewhere otherwise
>go to interview and interview like normal (don't want to burn bridges with potential employer), if I get invited to second interview scam them again, if I get offered the job politely decline whatever reason e.g. "my current employer offered me more money"
>easy £150+ for less than two hours work (researching the firm and actually going there and interviewing{, have managed to do this three times in one day once
>can do this multiple times a week, often in your lunch break, depending on your working patterns
>spend the money on cocaine

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Your method is a pyramid scheme set on autism

Two things. 1: you’d make more money if you got the job and continued to work - outpacing whatever measly money you could scam

2: eventually you’ll run out of places that will cover the cost because you won’t be able to do it to the same places multiple times - especially if you make the same excuse as to getting a better rate - they’ll have you on file - more than likely if you ever decide to come back - and by the third time - they’ll start to ignore you or get suspicious why a dude applied and did all the work 3 times only to keep turning them down

full pic you motherfucker

You are a burden.

You dont want to see it. She has a jungle down there

>Two things. 1: you’d make more money if you got the job and continued to work - outpacing whatever measly money you could scam
I'm already relatively high up anyway, the only ascension from where I'm at would be a "director" or "head of" role. I'm applying sideways, not up.

>2: eventually you’ll run out of places that will cover the cost because you won’t be able to do it to the same places multiple times
You underestimate how many companies there are out there. If you do this once a week that's a free £7800+ in your pocket and only 52 companies you've seen.

how much xlm for fuck prostitute?

welcome to the jungle.. let us see it

She escorts. $4,000 for 4 hours I think. I've thought about seeing her. What sucks is that she has a bunch of hardcore videos, but they're absolutely impossible to find without buying them. I don't know how she protects them so well.

Based cum dumpster

>I don't know how she protects them so well.
Her beta males are very loyal

>I've thought about seeing her
You realise she has a video where she fucks a nigger, right?

GIB SAUCE U FUCKERS WHO IS SHE I MUST KNOW I HAVENT FAPPED IN A WEEK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Don't care. BBC is fine. Kali Roses loves BBC and I would marry her.

>watching porn for the dick
Based faggot

1000 per hour? I'd rather fuck Sophie Dee, she does creampies.

Who is she tho,drop a name you jet black double niggers

checked

You don't want to see, my dude. Her pussy is disgusting.

Those quints

What a fucking waste. Requesting b& please.

Shut up you double nigger.

nice get

daddy

noice.

Name is Liara Roux.

Thanks fren

>Her pussy is disgusting
i should have listened. why didn't i listen...

>Pasty bag of goo with a disco jungle bush & probable prime rib slab style beef curtains...
Still intrigued

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source if i do want to see it?

Oh god it's even worse than I thought.

that is pretty god damn gross desu

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I think its very nice tbqh.

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I did this once. I applied to a company in my town, but lied and said i live 500km away.

They payed 0.30 euro per km. So like 150 euro and i had zero costs.

This is felony fraud and you are risking prison.

Exactly what I thought, still would prolly hit - but that's not saying much desu.

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damn you would need to be hung like a horse to feel anything inside her

>felony
Sure about the UK? If OP owned a house up north, and say rents out a couple of rooms, but keeps one room for himself, then in theory he could be up there often enough that he has plausible deniability. Particularly if he travels himself by car, then most likely the set of all police videos that didn't show him driving up north (all of them taken a day or two previously) can't be used as devil's proof that he didn't drive up north. Or, if he actually owns a house up north, but lives in london out of a car or van, then except for the forgery he isn't actually breaking the law. Particularly if he just gives his address and lets them assume. I agree the forgery is a crime, but if a company doesn't ask for evidence, then I can't see how this would be against the law.

>If OP owned a house up north, and say rents out a couple of rooms
because a person like that would try to jew out random employers for travel money.
I guarantee OP doesn't own shit
>he has plausible deniability.
>or simply print out a inspect element'd email receipt, or a fake bank statement - many ways to do this

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>Doesn't like bush

What a pleb. Not to mention this is Liara Roux, her whole gimmick is being a cute petite girl with a fucking monster bush. Pic related, it's her, go reverse image search it to see the beauty of her absolute jungle down there. As a bonus, she's also got hairy pits. I fucking love this woman.

I want Liara to sit on my face and rub her hairy pubes all over me.

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>As a bonus, she's also got hairy pits. I fucking love this woman.
You should fucking kill yourself, hairy armpits is the epitome of attention seeking.

>dat bush

Hnnnnnng god she's so fucking beautiful. Fuck I love a full bush.


Someone get this literal homosexuals off of this board. Only pedophiles don't like bush.

Love her hairy jungle!

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Yeah if you are American, not European.

American feminists are trying to ruin hairy pits trying to make it into some attention seeking fucking activism bullshit when it's not. Euro girls hairy pits is simply a fashion choice, not a political statement. Tons of European erotica from the 70's, 80's and 90's featured absolute goddesses with hairy pits. French women are known for not shaving under there. Liara is a Euro, not a burger. It's not a statement for her, just a (sexy as fuck) fashion choice. Her hairy pits make my cock hard. I dunno why Americans hate it so much. Your loss I guess.

Based and pubepilled.

disgusting, you have shit taste bro

>histrionic sack of cells
>doesn't want to shave
>fashion statement

Her peak contribution to the world is making faggots get an erection. The trash collector is more valuable.

>every woman should be bald and look exactly the same so the world can be like my pedophile fantasies

Hair is aesthetic. Introduces more color to the body, which introduces more color contrast points. It's a feature point that draws the eye. A hairy pussy is much more physically exciting to see that a bold pussy which is just skin and a slit, or worse, a roasty. If a girl has a roasty she can cover it up with an aesthetic as fuck bush.

The three main features of a girl are her face + hairstyle, her tits and her ass. Having a hairy bush ads a fourth feature, while hairy pits make a fifth feature item of her body to admire. If you are a footfag add in feet as the sixth feature part of a woman's body. For some reason American's want to limit what's beautiful about a woman's body to what you can already notice when she's clothed. They don't want any extra beautiful features that can only be seen once she's nude. Americans hate nudity and sexuality.

>the world can be like my pedophile fantasies

Sorry no, you've got me confused for an 8 day baby dick cut and suck ethnic cultist kikel.

Fact is the bitch has very little or no value in this world until she breeds. Until then she's a histrionic attention whore that should be homeless and sucking dick for her next meal.

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Even worse, your a family fag breeding fetishist. Pathetic.

>your
>trisomy 21 victim gets lucky and solves captcha

Go jerk your worthless jagon off to your equally worthless hairy armpits twat.

And they call Muslim women hairy camels

Based. Very based.

Imagine being so angsty that someone likes the natural state of a woman you have to resort to grammatical arguments to destroy him. All because the thought of a woman not doing her best to mimic the look of a child at all times causes you seethe. You so badly wish that others thought about children when having sex, you want your women to be nothing but children making machines, you want your women to mimic the look of a child. Everything comes back to a child to you.

For me. Sexuality is an adult thing. I like my women to be over 18, and to look it. I don't think of children at all when I fuck. Babies happen 9 months after I cummed it's literally irrelevant to the process I wont even be in the country anymore by that point, I'll have forgot I even fucked her by that point.

Wew tell me more how you like discusting hairy beasts

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>Eww oh my god it's A GIRL YUCK her body is growing female hairs on it
>gross look at her vagina ugh it's so disgusting

Tell me again how you are not literally a homosexual pedophile. You are 1, not attracted to women at all, 2, can only become attracted to them if they try to mimic a prepubescent child.

You are literally a gay pedophile. I honestly believe that people who don't like pubes on a woman need a bullet to the brain. It's the only cure.

You sound like a boomer. What's the point of having children you'll never raise?
You're just causing more dysgenics you clown.

Also what kind of women let you fuck them without contraception these days?

Who fucking cares. Christ. Get over kids you fucking goldfish brained idiot. This obsession with children and family that has popped up lately on this website is the worst phase of cancer we have ever been through. I cannot wait for each and everyone of you to find a wife, marry her, have kids and then get cuckolded so you all kill yourselves and us single guys can go back to browsing in peace and fucking sluts for fun.

Tell me, what is the point of having kids?

>well it's so my kids can have kids, who can then have kids who can have kids who can have kids and so on

Wow you sound like a fucking ant. You are a fucking insect. Is there any point to your life at all, or are you just a following the programming, being a bit of biological self replicating code with no meaning or purpose. Breeders are such pseudo intellectual shits, chasing false meaning and peddling it as some fix all solution to their depressing life.

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The impotent male cries out when he attacks you.

What a pathetic attempt to tie your Jew memes into this discussion.

>She

>behaves like an insect yet calls me the ant and fish
Ahahaha you're a funny one. I think you are on some serious level of C O P E that few on Jow Forums have reached.

Oh look, here's the faggot that secretly wishes all girls had penis's. His love of the childlike body has progressed to the point that he even wants the female to make her genitals mimic the males now. He wants his girls hairless, and with penis's.

Fucking faggot kill yourself.


You are an animal that has not yet reached the level of human being. Animals like insects are breeders. Only humans practice recreation. You are not a human.

you like mustache on your girls too?
holy fuck just kys and be over with it

>you like mustache on your girls too?

Facial hair does not naturally grow on a woman. It is a masculine hair. So no. Of course not.

I like my women, to look like a natural born woman. Like they are supposed to look, I like them to look the same way they looked for the last few thousand years. Our forefathers got rock hard cocks when they saw a hairy pussy and so do I. The infantilization of women's bodies is a modern and disgusting pedophilic trend.

>Facial hair does not naturally grow on a woman
haahahah got bad news for you buddy

>says the one who uses literal subhuman nigger logic
Lmao, it wouldn't surprise me even slightly if you were an actual subsaharan nig

Found the jew.

nobody has a problem with hairy pussy, its the hairy armpits and legs that are disgusting. Most women shave them for a reason, and not only to please men

>gay
>body hair is feminine
cringe

Fuck 4000$ for her. I would rather do PUA and fuck some ulgy/fatty/milf for free.

Peach fuzz is not facial hair. Extreme genetic mutations are not examples of normal women either.

I wouldn't be surprised if you could shoot yourself in the head and survive, because there's no brain to be destroyed inside of it.

You only don't like those things because you grew up being indoctrinated by garbage American porn (read: jewish produced porn) in which all women were made to be completely hairless bimbo's and now your cock can't hard unless you are looking at an overgrown child.

Found the parrot.

Yeah it is, unless you consider pic related to be the peak of femininity.

The fact is, shaving and hairlessness is actually associated with masculinity. The only gender to naturally lose hair over the course of their life and end up being bald hairless beings are males. Women keep their hair for life.

So yeah, body hair, is feminine. Afterall, body hair naturally grows on a woman's body, how could it not be. Hair can be associated with both genders even.

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It's gotta be a Jew, boys. Only Jews can project this much depression, degeneracy and a feeling of hopelessness in their condition as much as this fuckwit is. If you ever wondered, that's exactly what chronic and hereditary mental illness looks like

>not liking hairy armpits is indoctrination
oh really? how do i know you're a dirty hippie?

You are the only depressed and hopeless one here faggot. Keep your projections to yourself next time you seething brainlet.

It is. Women had hairy pits for millennia and men had no problem with them. Only America with their puritanical child worship culture did that change. As I said, in parts of Europe, having hairy pits is still normal for a woman.

Also guarantee it's from the UK, fits exactly with Anglo-Judean mental illness

Look at this jew.

You know what’s unpleasant? Getting hair in your mouth. Trim that shit. You know what else is unpleasant? Hairy legs, feels like a mans. Groce.

>I want my tongue prickled instead when I go down on her

Faggot.

Found the seething german. Sorry you lost every way you ever fought in faggot. Not even a britcuck BTW though. I just know Germans are eternally salty over the anglo.

Scraping my nose against a prickly pubics mons is fucking awesome. You're the faggot.

Enjoy getting splinters in your mouth

Mayne she look good yo hoo dat bih, homie?

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>splinters
Enjoy being an obvious virgin.

Other way around, but I am a paypig to straight androgynous guys with big feet

If I was a woman I'd just marry some wealthy cuck and then file a divorce

>hairy women
Hey if body hair turns you on so much maybe you should just fuck a dude? I believe your people call them "bears", faggot

>associates body hair with men and not with women

Yep, the Jews fucked your mind with American porn alright.

Who is she? Google not doing shit.

Liara Roux. See

Doordash/Grubhub, anime-style digital art commissions.

What are you if not a Jew?

I'm Australian. Why the fuck would a Jew be in favor of women staying natural. Kikes are the ones who started the whole shaving meme. Remember shaving used to be the mark of a prostitute, meanwhile good wholesome women had full bushes. Modern men are the biggest faggots on earth. If you actually get an put off looking at a bush you are unironically a faggot and you need to start sucking cock.

>I dunno why Americans hate it so much.
You answered it yourself at the beginning of your post. The most common examples of if we have here are SJW third-wave feminists that are repulsively unattractive.

Fucking disgusting. Next time you eat a burger, try trimming a handful of pubes from yourself and sprinkling them in the bun. Then tell me you enjoy picking hair out of your mouth. The feeling of a fully shaved vagina gyrating against your lips is as important as the look, hairy ones are pleb tier

Does the Jew actually suck the boy? Explain. This cannot be.

An ugly woman, hairy or shaved, is ugly.

When a hot girl lets her pits or her pubes grow out it's hot as fuck, makes her even better looking.

What a little nitpicking faggot. I don't give a fuck about it. Wow some pubes in my mouth. If anything it makes my cock even harder. One of my rules for my gf's when we start dating is she isn't allowed to shave anymore. I make them all grow monster bushes. Delicious.

Sure, I'm not arguing that. I'm saying that the vast majority of armpit-hair-havers here in the States are fat, ugly women. We don't usually see hot French girls with hairy pits walking around here, so the fat ugly ones are the ones most Americans have come to mind. That's why Americans seem to dislike them more than you guys.

>a fucking aussie