Satoshi has unveiled. World markets shall tremble...

Satoshi has unveiled. World markets shall tremble. We are witnessing the rebirth of a legend that will echo through the centuries. I hope you have made preparations.

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He will reveal his Intro to programming tutorial after he figures out "hello world"

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Haha, he's almost as good as Trump when it comes to baiting and trolling NPCs. The butthurt is going to be glorious when they finally realise he is Satoshi

creg = satoj

>if i picked a winner once for the wrong reasons, i'll always pick winners
your bags are going to 0, and it's going to be even more enjoyable than watching corecucks and cashies butthurt

He got certified in the highest possible level of it security and you really believe he can't code?
He's not a good coders, that's true, he had others to clean his code.

Are you guy serious ? This is an elaborate troll right ? No one can be this stupid right ?

>when they finally realise he is Satoshi
chances of Trump being revealed by god as the the second coming is somewhat higher than craig being revealed as satoj.

this is the post that made him turn his twitter private
people were laughing their fucking asses off after this blunder
he couldn't take it after that

He literally owns a patent on the markets now? Wow.

AUSSIEMANBAD

Don't trust.
Verify you motherfucker.
Trust CSW and get rekt.
Verify CSW bullshit and save your ass.

CSW IS NOT SATOSHI

All he need to do is to sign a valid PUBLIC AND READABLE message with genesis block private key (not forging a useless one with ecdsa malleability as he was trying to do in the past).

Until that moment, he is a scammer.

Why people need a Jesus, a Mohamed or any other scam prophets?
BTC don't give a shit about them.
BTC don't give a shit about anyone.

BTC dun giefa shieetttt, yew tail em Bill

religions, churches and mosques are bad
pedos all over the place, just like bsv

It's so simple, all he has to do is prove to the SEC he owns all that bitcoin then all the normies will believe him. Only a true genius hasnt thought of this plan yet!

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So pretty high chance then

i would say as close to none as guessing the private keys of the genesis block on the first try.

>Notepad++
yikes

What's wrong with using publicly available code as teaching material?

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For real?

So do you unironically believe this shlock or are you just trying to get people to buy your SV bags? I know I would be doing that if I was dumb enough to buy them in the first place.

Like a true pajeet, he just copies everyone else’s code on Github and makes his own thing.

>He doesn't know about Craig Wright, more commonly know as Satoshi the inventor of bitcoin.

I will give you a quick run down.

This man owns every single patent on earth. You cannot publish patents anymore because he already owns them. He has more than 200 degrees from various universities, he even owns the patent on basic momentum formulas, the next time you push a shit from your anus you better believe you are paying royalties to Craig "Satoshi" Wright.

This man is so rich he can buy the planet but instead spends his extremely valuable time making a better financial world and educating us on twitter. His own words on why he turned down the president position at Harvard as head of facility and chief of all academia: "I was asked why I would rather educate people on twitter than at a ivy league. I told them its simply my intellectual mind needs to reach as many people as possible and if you don't like that STIFF"
>S= Satoshi
>T= Teaching
>I= Intellectuals
>F= Fundamentals
>F= Fast

He only sleeps one hour a night the rest of the time he is publishing patents and suing other people for patent infringement. He solved the P versus NP problem when he was only 7 years old but has made it adamantly clear that the world is not ready for the consequences.

In his down time he writes scripts for movies as a hobby. Every single Oscar nominated film has been written by him under various pseudonyms.

A lot of his more clandestine projects is unknown but rumor has it that he is currently working on a project to nullify entropy and change the laws of physics. He already has the patent but he needs to wait a couple of years to publish it because craigmanity is not evolved enough yet.

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Fuck off soifag. Not everyone needs to learn VIM.

yes just like vitalik will never prove that he owns all that ether
I wonder who vitalik is!!!!!!!!!!

saved