Imagine being 25 and still a virgin

I'll be a wizard in 14 days. I don't really have a excuse really. Just socially lazy as fuck. Social laziness is probably the reason for most virgins honestly. Even my manlet self got hit on sometimes.

What height is manlet?

yea iv had girls interested in me since high school but i was always too pussy or lazy to make a move.

5'5

I was 5'0 throughout high school too

>I'll be a wizard in 14 days
Aren't you a cheeky little bastard expecting you'll get a Hogwarts letter!

5'7 and under

6'2" king of manlets
6'3" ogrelet

Wizard in 8 months

I didnt deserve this shit

34 here. I think I win.

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How the fuck is this possible? I am incredibly autistic IRL and despite that I still manage to get laid from time to time. To be a virgin at 30 is just so insane that I don't even know what to say..

It's very possible if one is very antisocial and only has solitary hobbies.

>this nigger is supposed to be god fearing
>tells him to go to a strip club

really depends where you live but under 6' is considered manlet tier in most western countries

I lost my virginity at 25, I never told anyone that. The girl I lost it to didn't even know i was a virgin when we had sex.

>clean yourself up.
>get some new clothes.
>go to a college bar at 11:30.
>buy a girl a drink.
>????
>get laid?
or
>repeat all steps till you get laid

it's not hard losers

Not him but completely possible.
>don't go out to parties/clubs/bars
>work in male dominated job
>live alone or with other dudes like yourself
>have no female relatives or don't talk with family often
>don't leave the house much at all

t. 10+ years without sex or women contact

if you guys think ultimate fulfillment lies in sex, you're in for a rude awakening if you ever lose your virignity, lulz. Your mind will simply be stressed and worried about something else instead. The "goal post" just moves.

The ultimate fulfillment lies in financial independence.

How did it go?

It's not an "ultimate fulfillment" - having a healthy sex life is a basic human need. Loneliness is horrible on your health

no, not really. it's clear to see in anybody that's financially independent that they're not absolutely fulfilled. They're either endlessly chasing even more money or other things which they believe that they lack.

Literally lost my virginity at the age of 6, if that even counts is the question since I can't even remember it. But lost my virginity "for real" when I was 18 to my now ex, broke up with her when I was 19 and when I was 20 I met another girl that was so damn immature that I just stopped talking to her all-together without saying goodbye.
I have to say, the last girl wasted my time so damn much I missed out on great opportunities by not being prepared, which most likely delayed my financial goals by years.

Just stay away from girls all-together until your done with your financial freedom, honestly. You can fuck as many as you like when you're done with step 1.

it's not a basic human need at all actually, you can observe the brightness and joy of, let's say, celibate yogis in India that are 70 year old virgins (like the current Dalai Lama) because what this entire thing and most of human endeavours is about is happiness. It's about how you feel inside of yourself. It's actually possible to arrange yourself in such a way that you don't need outside things to feel blissful and complete inside. Seriously.

>go to bar to pick up females

it doesn't work like that anymore, boomer.

Females go to the bar with their friends/bf's and leave with their friends. And unless you are there with friends you come off as that weird guy by himself.

It is. There's a ton of research that support it, it's not just an idea I concocted on my own. Buddhist monks in India are an outlier.

>tfw 25 in less than 4 months

I hate this NPC answer. Hookers do not count toward virginity loss.They just make you feel even more lonely and depressed.

Guess I’m probably the only oldfag here then. Will be 51 this year in March. I never got laid because having a partner is stressful and annoying.

How does a grandmother know her grandson is a virgin? Do people just talk about that shit over dinner?

Niggers have no morals, some of them are just good at pretending. Look at black pastors, always taking church money for their own luxury suits and shit.

>he's a virign
>*muffled laughter*
>*wooo* *clap*

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There's research that "supports" it, I've read all about it. But because the angle of the research is purely scientific they don't consider solutions that typically lie outside the realm of strict material science like yoga and meditation.
Buddhists are not an outlier. The entire premise of achieving buddha-hood is that it's a possibility for every human being. A huge chunk of yoga and meditation, especially in the beginning stages, is just this: to be able to engineer your inner situation to how you see fit.
You'll spend your entire life chasing outside objects to find fulfillment but it'll never be enough. As much as you think ultimate happiness lies outside of you the basic fact of the matter is that everything you experience is within yourself. So, you turn inward and change your inside through such practices.
You can either be a slave to outside circumstances your entire life or take charge of your inner situation.

If he's always home and doesn't have any friends, then it's a safe assumption. I'm almost 25 and I know that my parents know that I'm a virgin. They don't even do the "when you get married..." or "when you have kids one day..." thing anymore. That stopped about 3 or so years ago. They know that I'm probably undateable.

checked, nice ID

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>tfw i'm a virgin but i don't think anybody believes it
>my parents and siblings think i've gotten laid because i used to party alot
>friends think i've gotten laid due to periods of aloofness, they assume i'm hanging with a girl instead of them. in reality i'm shitposting and watching anime, eating mommy's cooking

The worst part of being a virgin is people knowing about it.

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you'd be surprised.

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kill me

I heard his boipussy exploded.

I'm trying to help people, man.

i know, i'm agreeing with you but the thumbnail of that file in my folder looked like it would be something different

I'm just saving my virginity for marriage you immoral fucks.

I thought the picture was funny and suited the situation. It's usually how it goes when i talk about this or nofap on Jow Forums, lulz

If you look at those studies, the fulfillment has more to do with the companionship than it has to do with the sex.

The reason why these buddhists are able to be happy is because they figured it out. It's the companionship, not the sex. And its way easier and better to trust a man to be your companion than a woman.

99% of suffering (that isn't somebody stabbing you with a knife) happens in the mind. The goal of the buddhists is to train the mind to eventually become one-pointed through meditation, which is the end of all psychological suffering. Companionship is viewed as a wonderful accessory to life, but they also view attachment to people as a source of suffering also.

What's with this gif? Wasn't that a dude wanting a vagina? Why is he flexing dildos?

It has more to do with physical contact, than sex. But it's safe to say that most virgins and socially isolated males aren't even getting hugs

psychologytoday.com/us/blog/lifetime-connections/201501/skin-hunger-why-you-need-feed-your-hunger-contact

That's "her" brother to the right

This is it - right here. The reason why nobody will side with this user in this thread is because giving up all attachments is an extremely depressing thought to most people. Especially to people who year for women no a regular basis. Most people live a life of ignorance only to blend in and not be seen as some sort of outlier (monk example.) Yet the most joyful beings who have felt real happiness and bliss are those exact monks.

yeah, i mean, so you get a girlfriend, then everything feels great for you. you're getting hugs and kisses and then suddenly she leaves, and now you're fucked again as far as your well-being goes. What kind of life is that? That's just slavery.

>tfw almost 25-year-old virgin but actually have a pretty big dick with good girth

I really wish I could show it off to a woman.

Start going to nude beaches or other places where public nudity is allowed.

Depends if you can work a room or not. I've turned some dancefloor into grinding fest with girls making out in the middle.

The only reason i'm not a wizard is because of the virgin stigma i got my ass up a few years ago and actually spent time online dating which resulted in a 4 year relationship.

If it wasn't for that short period of online dating i'd be a wizard 100%. I don't have any urge to socialize nor do i feel loneliness. All social events bore me to death. I'd rather watch the market or code alone by myself.

> Especially to people who year for women no a regular basis
I lived this way thing for a long time. I was friendless/hugless/kissless for over 7 years and tried the drugs, the money, healthy diet, self-help books and failed relationships to cope with suicidal depression but nothing worked.
If you guys would just consider nofap/mediation/yoga you'll see it for yourself that it works. This isn't something that can be known through mere words, but something you have to experience.. you have nothing to lose if you try it, you already think you're at rock bottom by being a virgin anyway.
Ever since day 40 on nofap (semen retention) + daily yoga I feel blissful almost all the time for no reason. I wouldn't trade how I feel inside for anything in the world. And it's possible for all of you.

This. /thread

I am 29 and 5 months still a virgin. I've had two instances where I could have lost my virginity but I chose to follow the light and gain my wizard powers before falling for the temptations of the flesh. am i gonna make it?

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How the fuck is this possible

29 here not counting the couple hookers

all because of premature ejaculation and a deformed chest which makes my t-shirts not to have an aesthetic fit

always avoided physical intimacy because when the girl would find out its uneven it would kill my boner

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Like others have said, it's very easy. If you don't have many friends and are shy, then the odds of getting laid are pretty slim. It's hard to make friends after college, too.

what a depressing thread. i thought the incel thing was just a meme

It might be too late for you. Either get on Tinder asap or consider a hooker. There's no going back once you become a wizard.

OP just lost his virginity at 24

>I don't have any urge to socialize nor do i feel loneliness. All social events bore me to death.
I can't be the only user that thinks this is comfy as hell? Extreme introversion has its perks, one of which is the ability to be happy solo.

The most boomer answer. Maybe go to a small town in the middle of nowhere where people still drink at bars because their is nothing else to do. But even small towns have internet these days.

10 years can get behind you quick. Before you know it your body and perceived personality has changed because of your looks.

I had sex once but I could only keep my erection for like 5 seconds after going inside her. Does this count ?

yes.

it does, but you would've went all the way had you not been a porn addict.

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>literally 25 years old
>been on Jow Forums for almost 12 years
>virgin, never had a gf
>can relate to almost everything in this thread
>reading it is painful, yet I can't stop
>it's almost pleasant feeling all this pain
>realize my deep seated self hatred and irrational fear of "becoming happy" is what is putting me down
>can't and won't do anything about it

Yeah, I know you feel the same. We're all the same, otherwise we wouldn't be here.

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damn dude you're similar to me. also 29, had sex with probably like 6 regular girls and 12 hookers. porn ruined my life and for those girls i could barely get it up and if i did, i came fast too, or would lose my wood etc. it was very embarrassing and i pretty much stopped pursuing women. i fucked a lot of hookers just to try to feel what its like to have sex but not have to worry so much about it.

additionally, i have disgusting moobs. i plan on getting gyno surgery sometime soon. i can't feel close to a woman (body vs body) because i feel insecure about it. i know the feels man. it's fucking brutal and makes life meaningless.

I'm 27 and still a Virgin

I'm at the point if it happens it happens

This. I wasted alot of time and money on women during my early 20s.
I'm now in my 30s and financially independent but add up all the time/money I lost from my exes and compound that shit for a decade and I could've probably had about $1mil right now.

>having hapa babies
Ok you lost me there

>hapa babbies
bruh

Lost my virginity at 26 so I don't have to imagine it