/smg/ - Stock Market General

grate her Flesh edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg
List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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Why am I up this early

W-whose this semon slave?

LCIguy is usually rolling some foil for the crack pipe around this time. He should be awake.

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because youre not a nigger

some fictional thing that has very little significance in the world or trading

fuck jannies and fuck niggers and fuck you all, i hope you all die slow and all your kids don't grow

BBRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP!!!!

EURO NUUUUUUUUUU

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hard brexit incomming, don't force it just flood into japan and have fun with cheapies.

i want to personally say fuck you to who ever banned me, and if evading a ban gets me banned again, well I just wanted to be clear as a rainbow on an April afternoon, FUCK YOU.

POOPOO PEEEPEE

UK data that dropped today

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jesse chris
.....
euro to 1.50 still tho

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Hey guys rate me

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pretty decent. what's your discord desu

I was being ironic when I posted my portfolio. I've done nothing but sell my dividend stocks for the last 4 months.
Really not the guy u want for advice....

*sips*

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F

The Euro is 1.13 right now...

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I was being ironic as well I just wanted your discord so we can chat. pls be my fren

fuuck I replied to my own post kek

I WANT DEM DIVIDENS

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look at the gbp swissy and see them stop loss triggers.

everyone expects pic related so i guess were going to the moon right?

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"the market is going to do the opposite what the majority thinks" is the most overused meme in investing

Murraay#6966

Should I buy some SOXL or wait until it’s lower?

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Sauce plz

STINKY SMELLY BRAPPERS

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>buys divie stocks
>"pshh nothin' personel kid!"
>*market crashes*
>lose money
>divies cut / no divies

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>tfw bought random shit Jow Forums shilled 6 months ago not knowing anything
>tfw made $250 so far

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futures are GWEEN
market is GWEEN

I got a bad feeling about this week and it's making me want to buy a bunch of TVIX. anyone else getting that?

futures are GWEEN

Euro JUST

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Longing California municipal debt seems pretty sound. ORC's div is great until it isn't. EPD seems as solid as anything in the energy sector. MORL is kinda risky, but it's not BGFV level dumb.
I'm guessing that you're going for risky div plays to finance more solid div payers?

aint gonna lie, "futures are green but there's no real reason for them to be" is part of the reason

S H O R T
E V E R Y T H I N G

axios.com/trump-xi-china-trade-war-mar-a-lago-37bb245b-9ffa-455e-bc82-499c3c32d7e2.html

>relying on short term news instead of long term outlook
Never going to make it.

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so, binary play between now and march 1; TVIX and YANG to be the big winners if the deal doesn't happen?

I'm so sick of UNH, selling this shit

is snap burning today? extremely overbought.

long term, the New Democrats are gonna go full tilt into MMT, which means hyperstagflation, so buy commodities and gold and ammunition and canned food. they probably won't win in 2020 but the pendulum has to swing back at some point

but that's too long term a play for me to run with

$REFR

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>implying I do that

>refresh

There it go

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VXXB is another VIX option, and yes

my puts are getting bleed out. i have no more money to dca

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EKSO

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The US shutdown is pushing US bonds and USD higher senpai
Plus, europoor monetary policy is more accomodating than uncle Powell's one

Next catalyst: emperor Trump calling out ont the europenis to do something about the weak EUR

All in SQQQ

The mood here is exactly the same as Bitcoin's dead cat bounce to $15.000

>KO

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>BLIZZARD ALL TIME LOW
FUCK BUY BUY BUY

BUY BUY BUY

>he didn't buy REFR at 2.40

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That isn't even even a good reason for the market to be up
>mid march after tariffs hit and now nothing is set in stone
>government shut down will still probably happen
>still a overall all slowly world economy
You'd actually think that this would hurt the overall economy since it admits that they won't come to a deal by march 1st

>buy boeing
>watch it go up every day forever
>get rich
Easy.

Bought 4 SPY calls that expire Friday and it immediately goes down. fuck

Rumor has it if you buy Puts then the stock will go up

stupid bull bought the top

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i'm not finna sell,
i'm not finna sell,
i'm not finna sell ...

Stop selling you niggers

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Based

>implying niggers aren't trying to catch this falling knife.

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*except k-on*

Probably turbulence ahead!

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I BELIEVE IT WAS GEORGE WASHINGTON IN HIS ADDRESS TO ABRAHAM LINCOLN & FRENS WHO SAID AND I QUOTE "THE ONLY GOOD ANIME IS YAOI IN NATURE"

There's absolutely turbulence ahead. There's no reason the market should be up right now
>confirmed that were reaching no deal before march 1st
>euro economy is still shitting the bed
>talks on the wall have halted leading us dangerously close to the febuary 15th deadline on a deal before another shut down
The only reason people are selling is because of the RSI

Everyone is always talk KO vs PEP. But what about Dr Pepper (KDP)?

DEO IS THE BEVERAGE COMPANY OF CHOICE

I like KDP. I've got a bit of their stock.

Anyone have thoughts on sugar cfds? Im short atm, and have been for a week. Thinking about exiting considering that commodities tend to rise during crashes.

>he's not loading the boat with crude, buying another boat, and loading it with more crude
What's his problem?

WELL THE FACT REMAINS THE DOLLAR WILL STILL BE STRONG AND COMMODITIES WILL BE RELATIVELY EXPENSIVE. IF YOU DO SEE A TON OF MONEY FLOWING OUT OF US EQUITIES EXPECT A HIGHER DOLLAR AND LOWER PRICES FOR COMMODITIES LIKE SUGAR. THE BIGGEST BUMP YOU'LL SEE WILL BE THE EASTER CANDY WHICH YOU SHOULD SEE IN THE MARCH CONTRACTS, BUT VALENTINES CANDY IS ALREADY TO MARKET AND YOU'D BE A FOOL IF YOU BOUGHT THE TOP TO COVER YOUR FUCKING CONTRACT RIGHT NOW.

NSYS

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Apple, Realty Income and Procter & Gamble are paying me this week. Who's paying you?

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE NOT YOUR FREN

RED ALERT - BIG NEGATIVE NEWS IMPENDING!!
LIQUIDATE!!!

cfd is interesting as short positions sometimes offer positive financing overnight costs

You could own all 3 if you want. KDP has been doing decent lately and their P/E is low. PEP is on my watch list and KDP will be if their divvy increases for the next few years.

The reason KO is my number one beverage company is due to their unparalleled distribution chain.

you lie

you lie

>Fed balance sheet
Only warning.

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It can go one way or the other. They may increase their balance sheet position.

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how much money did you invest in 2018?

Stop posting this badly drawn dude on here already! Damn, man. Suck less at drawing.

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i fell for the bear meme again ...

BX pending.

>SNAP still going

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Natty Gladdy

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>250

In 6 months? Srsly low man. You got no capital or something?


Also what's everyone opinion on AMRN. thought it was going to plummet. Still very well might but I feel it might be stabilizing

Short GMS and Canopy growth

Thanks baggy, the janies are retarded for banning you.

JEWS ARE EXITING THE MARKET

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What if they increase it and people lose faith in the numbers?