Brewster's Millions challenge

You have 30 days to spend 30 million dollars in order to inherit 300 million dollars.

Same rules as the movie:
>You can't tell anyone about the challenge
>By the end of the 30 days you can't own any assets
>You can't destroy or give away any items that are inherently valuable.

How do you do it?

(Also, highly recommended movie. It's an underrated Jow Forums movie)

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Gambling is a pretty easy way to lose money.

So is buying extremely expensive cars/boats and totaling them

So is throwing parties, going to “da club” and buying bottle service for everyone, etc etc etc

Very stupid premise

Easy, buy pajeet coins shilled here, 99,9% will be lost in value in 29 days, then sell all before last day and you can probably have a nice meal for what you have left.

Spend $10m a day on high class whores.

There was a rule about how many people he could hire too, if I remember correctly.

>buy 30mill worth of options and let it all expire

>rape female friend
>settle out of court for $25m
>legal fees
>apologize
>pr fees
watch her come begging for more cock when I get the $300mil

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Easy, create a market buy/sell bot to buy assets/crypto. Sometime after you will have nothing left

>go out to dinner
>$50 bill
>tip $29,999,950
>.....
>profit???!?

Use MC Hammer as your business model. Poof, gone in 30 days with nothing to show for it.

>buy 30 million dollars of chainlink

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So for anyone who hasn’t seen it, there are 2 more rules: you can’t give away more than 5%, and you can’t gamble away more than 5%.

rent 30 million dollars worth of whores in Vegas

1 Find someone with a peanut.
2 They are selling it for 30 million dollars.
3 Buy the 30 million dollar peanut.
4 Eat the peanut.

Easy peasy

Throw a music festival and book tons of big bands, don't skimp out on anything etc. Only challenge would be organizing it and pulling it off in 30 days

>you can't tell anyone about the challenge
Why would anyone on earth believe you that you'll buy their peanut for 30 million?

I'll sell any user a $30 mm peanut. Hit me up. No questions asked.

I'd believe you

Have fun with the tax man

I replied first. Fuck off

>oh you're right will this put me in a higher bracket? Hmm
Nah I'll still sell

As a black user who was a Hammer fan in his youth, the truth in this post stings a lot

He already promised me, you're to late.

Yeah, because you know the plot of the movie now. If you lived your life without knowing this, would you still do it? I highly doubt it. Everyone would write it off as some prank or scam.

no you

Market buy 30 mill worth of link then dump it over and over again until ita worth jack shit then send it to a eth giveaway adress