/smg/ - Stock Market General

Toroidal Metaphysics edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg
List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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Technically this thread was made first, so I officially name it the real thread

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Hmmm I do hate Ford...

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But the other one has more replies.

ATVI breaking the 40 mark.

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does it?

This is a false thread

MIGRATE

hmmmm, it also links to the wrong last thread...

will I make it holding SSO and QLD through any recessions we have upcoming

it feels patrician leverage to be on, but the drawdowns will be brutal

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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How embarrassing.

This is the most important conversation we have, okay you guys?
We need to build a THOT index index. We know that you never bet against thots, so we must BECOME the thots.
SBUX and Apple are the foundation, but what else???

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is aapl my friend? :3

AAPL is your fren and he will come visit you on friday to bring you some money

Slurping this Overstock dip....

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i deem this the real thread. now go off yourself you slow fag

Buy the Campbell soup dip

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>he didn't long REFR

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EL, LB, FB (instagram), SNAP, and HRB for that thot audit

Did Trump's announcement to bring down healthcare costs kill off UNH or what's up?

>three new threads

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Socialists and Communists are faggots.
I'll leave the thread now.

ABSOLUTELY BASED

unsure, but PFE and JNJ are also both down

>ATVI

Broke the $40 mark. How low will it go?

Buy SNE and NTDOY

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My bet is it just keeps tanking until they announce a new game or WoW vanilla ends up way outdoing expectations

Bagholding SNE right now but hodling
Thoughts on ACB calls before earnings?

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whoever told me to buy sn in last thread

prepare your ass on the 25th

Fuck it im strangling, there's no way this is just gonna go sideways

It's ogre. Buyout by Tencent announced tomorrow at earnings.
Based bargains from Nippon.

>whoever told me to buy

Why people do this?

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It's still a work in progress, thank you!

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It's good that people like him exist. Let them buy our bags.

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for the rush

i didnt go all in or even half in

based

>forgetting lulu lemon

Add LULU and GOOS

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add lulu lemon and DECK

LULU is good, GOOS is good for rich Canadians, is DECK relevant to the THOT scene though?

another lame day for nyse

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Version 2 of the THOT index

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>Chubb
>me right now
kek. CB is on my watchlist and imma pull the trigger sometime this year

I got some Chubb at 128, got a good feeling

WTF the GOOS parka I see girls wearing here in Utah is a fucking thousand bucks! I thought I was looking like a douche wearing my Alpha Industries, looks like I underestimated how much money women are capable of wasting

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Based. Would buy this ETF.

Final THOT /smg/ index. Unironically going to put some shekels into this every month
NEVER bet against thots

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Based BIG BOI GPRO saved my account again.

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .3%, very interested to see a certain knee's trades today. I longed at 270.43, ignored my own strategy, doubled down at 270.25, got real fucking scared, and then ended profitably. Should have saved my powder for more volatility and clearer signals, learning every day!

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Sideways day today

And no secks this morning :\

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-0.61%.

ATVI and weed brah.

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green day
CAG broke up the resistance so

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RH has me down .79% but I'd be up 9% if it recorded option premiums correctly

LULU

Up .2% today thanks to based BST and NOK
JPM did okay
DIS absolutely tanking. Buying more cheapies soon

Up .28% today, mostly thanks to BRK.

I just started. Very small. Only put hundred dollars in.
This is strangely addicting. I should probably stop before I invest real money.

brk a or b?

Sore loser detected

If I sell all my other stocks I can afford a fifth of an A share!

Pretty funny to look at. If you wanted one you should have bought it yesterday when it was $4100 less!

Down ~2% on motherfucking SPY calls.

Just wait until you learn options.

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No, I haven't lost anything, it just counts the price to buy out your contact against your portfolio for some reason. Maybe that's common, but it's still retarded

my lifelong dream is to own a single brk.a share
and have it fit into the rest of my portfolio

My life long dream is to cum in Japanese pussy

I'm debating on Colombia or Japan for my early summer vacation. I too like Japanese pussy.

Is there like a simulator somewhere that I can make a hypothetical portfolio and see how well it does over the course of the week as if it were actually part of the market?

Down 3% at Bell
Up .2% after hours

God bless the kikes

All the ones I looked at so far are clunky and lackluster like Investopedia. I haven't found a free website yet that's basically a Robinhood simulator and preferably for all markets.

StockTrak is a good one. There are plenty of virtual trading/paper trading platforms out there. Look it up.

It's far too complex to make a working simulator none of them ever take enough into consideration and focus strictly on math which is only half of the two M's for stock

Is SN going to comeback up?

All I'm looking for is something like
>Buy ABEO, AVRO, SGMO, PLX, CBIO on February 2nd
>Graph what my gains/losses would be on each day
>What would be my portfolio right now on February 11th

I mean, yeah I can do it buy hand, but the visual component is more encouraging.

>buy instead of by

Freudian slip lol

GILD's selonsterib (their NASH candidate) had shitty interim results
This gives GALT more leverage in negotiations
Now there's just ICPT results left to see

Actually, they failed phase 3 entirely
This is a big deal for GALT

Seriously important news for GALT

Now if ICPT failed to meet endpoints in their upcoming readouts, GALT will be in a fucking phenomenal position in negotiations

Cool story

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dude GALT lmao

PUMP IT

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I bought the dip today already well before this news. 674 shares.

Proud of my luck.

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>that volume
You expect this to fall more right?

actually me trades werent that good
the market not want any day traders making money on longs today reeee

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Probably getting delisted LMAO GALT

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Tell me ur entries pls! Today was SLOPPY and I feel extrememly dumb even though won my trade

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+1.4%

My allocations and buys are becoming less organized
I need to sell a bunch of positions and regroup, but the time doesn't seem right
I actually might end up screwing myself over and burning off some of my gains
but for now I just keep making money

just one more day...

Officially sold Verisk for breakeven today and double downed on GALT, making my investment into them about 400 bucks at 4.33 cost average. The other 200 bucks from Verisk is going towards my limit order for SDS.

>tfw fridays volume was 8k

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Activision is sure to go back up in price right?

bought a share
Earnings looks just a little I dont know priced in

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No. You wanna know how bad the money cutting is for them? Every other cod game used to have these DLC trailers released to the public like a week or so before the DLC drops? They're at the point where they're not even making those anymore just to save money. When they dropped DLC 1 it was just like "Wow", there was no lead up or anything to it. They are in HUGE cost cutting modes and its only going to get worse. If you're the same user i talked to in that one activision thread about MW2 remasted and how "Diablo mobile isn't that big of a deal", MW2R got confirmed as campaign only. Sell your shares

okay :3
today saw ALOT of buying, was for sure we gonna close above 271 but it looks like market had other plans ;_;

generally when me get immediately successful trades like did today multiple times, am just gonna hold and be comfy rest of day

but today didnt work out that way :(

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Anyone playing ACB earnings?

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lol what the

GPRO!!! yaya
as long as market no poop bed GPRO will slowly inch way up to $7 again

goprooooo!!!

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I'm waiting till I can break even and sell my 600 shares and put the money in IIPR. I like investing weed but dude weed is too volatile for me right ow.

I just got this silly little cutie right here. I sold most of my pot stuff a month ago.

Should I dump my ACB bags now, or should I just cost average tommorow, Im getting really nervous.

Thanky thanky! I cancelled my fucking stop loss twice due to a scary mix of desperation and substances. Was a terrifying day for basically no raisin

Forgot image. They made great sales this Q, but their losses are huge. We'll see how they do tomorrow and Tuesday before I sell.

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