OFFICIAL CHAINLINK TEAM MEMBERS POWER RANKING

1. Dan "the feet man" Kochis
2. Sergey "the flannel man" Nazarov
3. Jonny "buy linkpool" Huxtable
4. Thomas "run a node" Hodges
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POWER GAP
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32. Dimitri "literally who" Roche
33. Tiger "the autowrong" Mommy
34. Steve "the beta chad" Ellis
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POWER GAP
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9001. Chris "welcome new members" Barrett
900001. Rory "my wife's bf" Piant

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I can only laugh about this in here, so have your (You) you beautiful bastard

You put Steve too low.

3. Steve "Wozniak" Ellis

>9001. Chris "welcome new members" Barrett
>Barrett
I’m all in

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Chris barret is number 1 to me

It goes
>Sergey
>Based Thomas
>....
>Tiger "not Jow Forums" Mommy
>The stallions
>....
>Those other guys

And Chris is a bot.

:thinking:

>Mark "the lad" Oblad

Link is a religion at this point. Ever wonder why christfags freak out if you say there is no god? I mean why should it matter what you think? They should just assume you are going to hell and it shouldnt even bother them. But it does.

Its because you are directly challenging their delusion. Delusions are easier to believe in when they are shared delusions. You become a living reminder they are completely wasting their time on fake nonsense. It means there is no afterlife and they are going to die. Their tiny chimpanzee brain cant handle this and totally chimps out. Its the same with linkies.

They will never be successful because their bags are too small to win with BTC alone. So they have convinced themselves that link is some kind of miracle coin that will yield 1,000,000x returns. It doesnt even make sense, but the alternative is they kill themselves in a bathtub in a few years, and their simian brain freaks out. Its trying to hold onto whatever thin hope it can scrape together.

I'm not Jonny, if it helps

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Very very very interesting

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Hi Jonny

Thanks Jonny

This fucking thread

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fucking 24 karat gold

TELL ME ABOUT SERGEY
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE SHIRT

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No one cared who he was, until he put on the shirt

WHEN MAINNET FAGBOY STOP PLAYING WITH US

Steve

lmfao your autism deserves a bump

Kochis definitely would be the most fun to party with since he has the chad dynamics
While i would love to talk deeply about stuff and make pancakes with sergey
Maybe go fishing
Cant say much about the rest desu