What should I major in if I want to easily get a job straight out of school with little/no experience in the field...

what should I major in if I want to easily get a job straight out of school with little/no experience in the field? I'm thinking accounting or CS but I don't know really what the prospects are like for just an average joe like me

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You should go to trade school for a relatively complex technical trade, get a paid apprenticeship, then enjoy a high quality of life and pleasant work environment where you aren't surrounded by communist-indoctrinated little faggot s o yim.

College is a meme.

Did you do trade school?

Oh what, your boomer parents and teachers didn't tell you about trade school? Hmm...really interesting, don't you think?

I got an HVAC cert and training at 23, then started stacking certifications. Now at 32 I do industrial cooling overseas and make $140k a year and managed a small team while traveling around the world doing inspections of the company assets.

gonna call bullshit on this. no one makes $140k to look at air conditioners

Both are solid options. It might sound like a meme, but by far the most important thing is that you enjoy your work. If you don't enjoy coding all day (a lot of people don't), then it's really not worth it to study CS. The same goes for accounting and all other majors.

>No Statistics BS
Cringe

Trade school is for retarded plebs. Don't be a peasant, user. Be a noble.

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I don't make 140 to look at air conditions, I make 140k to manage a team of people who look at air conditions

they are really big, expensive, difficult to repair and maintain air conditioners btw

>College is a meme
This. I dropped out of this shit expensive college called DigiPen after attending it for a year. I already knew the basics of CS so I was able to get an internship after dropping out. Fast-forward four years and now I'm making $120k and my employer doesn't give a shit that I don't have a degree, because being able to do your job is the ONLY thing that matters

LMAO also calling BS on this

Managers in general get paid quite a lot more compared to other workers in the field. $140k for being an HVAC manager sounds perfectly reasonable

>doesn't believe a tradesman can make 140k working overseas on contract jobs
you would be amazed at the absolutely cake jobs people get paid 6 figures to do at the locations I visit
anyways you can go to your meme school and learn to be a code monkey, it's not sweat off my back since I'm retiring in 4 years anyways

lmao I'll post my pay stub just to piss you commie retards off, one minute

no college degree, just technical certificates and willingness to travel

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... are you stupid, or just trolling?

how many hours per week? What currency is that?

USD, 60 hours a week (40 in reality).

The need for trained techs to repair, set up, and tear down complex shit in weird locations will ALWAYS exist, and the demand will always be there.

Nice, glad you didn't fall for the (((college scam)))

me too, I could not imagine slaving away in a fucking office over some retarded nerd shit after having spent years listening to s oy propaganda in a school

I try to tell every younger person who is disillusioned about college about the opportunities available for them in trades. You do NOT need to fuck around a small town doing podunk shit wit that type of knowledge. Trades SCALE upwards with complexity of our society and the bullshit our governments do. Logistics and basic human needs are required no matter what the operation or thing they are doing is, and tradesmen are there to build, maintain it, inspect it, and then tear it all down. They get paid fucking top dollar to do it,.

You can fix engines in the USA for ~$30k. Or you can travel to a warzone, africa, or some fucking cannibal island in micronesia and repair engines for $130k, and have an awesome story to tell when you are done.

I can attest to this. If you have have common sense, the ability to figure out electrical/ mechanical configurations, and the willingness to travel you can make a great living in any industry.

You're right, the world doesn't need scientists.

I didn't say that, you dumb little nigshit.

Trade jobs might be fine for now , but as long as you don't go massively into debt a college degree is not very difficult to obtain if you know what you want. A degree is the base level requirement that most specialized cs jobs require and more jobs are only going to require you to have it in the future.

Delivered and based

Cosmopolitan pays their maintenance techs $40/hr, all they require is a couple hvac certs

Steven

Do what you love or your life is a waste.

>from an accounting graduate

gj user very cool

I just finished my AA in accounting, and got accepted into the BA at my uni, I start in the summer.
I live in Miami, so pay isn't great. I'm trying to focus my attention to cash handling so I can work at a bank, and then go on from there.
My work experience from oldest to latest.
>Intern PC diagnostics(highschool)
>Pizza Hut (8.20)
>Student Assistant at uni (8.05-8.25)
>Clerk(8.98-9.33)
>Bursar Cashier Specialist (11.30)

I lied on my resume about time spent working, and my tasks. Not too exaggerated.
Like pizza Hut, I worked as an order taker, prep wings, and clean my station, I rarely took control of the cash register, as only supervisors could do that, I also worked for maybe 6-8 months? Lied and said I handled cash and credit payments, and that I worked there for 1.5 years. I used that experience to get my job at Cashier Specialist. Had I lied and said I worked for 2 years, I wouldve gotten the Accounting Assistant position for 12 an hour.

Just lie on your resume, only on things you can handle, literally all you have to do