47 days into 2019

There's a guy I see all the time who doesn't have a job and hes pretty much a free man doing anything he wants, hes homeless though.

I've found 1 out of 30 casinos that check references stay poor and afraid though

My friend girl is getting me a job at her work. That’s what being a fren at heart does in this world.

I've got jack shit and I'm crippled enough to have a hard time walking or even sitting funny but still can't get any disability bux.

>this doesn't work, there are really easy services to check nowadays.

9 OUT OF 10 TIMES THEY DONT EVEN CHECK.
PLACES THAT WOULD YOU WOULD THINK WOULD CHECK TOO.
IN FACT IF U DONT GET HIRED ON THE SPOT MOST LIKELY U DID NOT GET THE JOB AND MOVE ON.

LIEING ON RESUME WORKS.
BUT OF COURSE I WOULD NEVER RECOMMEND IT.

>can't get any disability bux.

GET A LAWYER. MOST WILL DO ABSOLUTLY FREE FOR A CUT WHEN U FINALLY GET APPROVED

it matters how competent the lier is and how big the lie being told. If you've never worked in bar don't apply for bartender apply for barback if you can fake it well enough no one gives a shit if you lied

unemployed or under employed?
your image suggests sloppy semiotics, something which employers hate.

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this is true, and if you get denied, reapply and hiope for a nicer judge

Unless you're applying for a corporate position or specific skillset oriented job, no ones checks.
McD and bartending/hospitality gigs just check if you have a record

t.10 years manager in hospitality, now a headhunter

Not always true.
When they called me for an interview when I was younger it was at 11:00 and I was about to go to bed and I couldn't think of exactly where one the interview places was at the moment since I was tired.
The lady fucking made it sound to the manager like I was retarded and she didn't tell me that I was interviewing at the place I would work and not the place I applied to so it further made me look like an idiot. Never got the job and ended up working at ACE Hardware.

They never check. If they knew anything they wouldn't need to ask.

>lieing
>u

I finished a Diploma of Accounting in 2015 and it never found me any work. Hungry Jacks didn't even interview me, presumably because I'm too old. I'm going back to university this year.

Just go fuck the world and start a business.

are you sure you want to become the wojak in your pic?

Shit my McD doesnt even check for records, im working here to save up money to get my felony expunged

Nice fren

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because this economy is fake as fuck.

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>that pic
that's crazy that you guys can get jobs in america. one does not simply just 'get' a job in australia.

yes standing in a job line that stretches out the door and around the parking lot for a temporary position is truly great.

McDonalds is literally always hiring

who cares
>tfw neetbux
AH FEEL IT

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is it possible to get neetbux in USA?

Also accountingfag, unemployed now, only been getting shitty 18/hour contract jobs for 3 months at a time.
How far can I lie on my resume then? Apparently I get told to fuck off from anything decent for two reasons: shitty references (past employers all hate me, I'm a cunt to be honest) or not enough experience. What do?

This. There's a local grocery store that pays management a lot. Like 100k for just being a store manager. Even the cashiers make decent money after enough time. However almost everyone that was below dept. manager level were kids who had good looks, no acne, and looked like they wore makeup even the males. 20+ people show up for interviews. They only hire 1, the guy first in line. Or at another location where there were like 100 people there.... Can't believe I actually thought I stood a chance against the good looking people, albeit I vaguely knew they only seem to hire certain types of people and I'm clearly ugly.

Not from the usa but google uncle remus guide to welfare

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How can you pussies not get a job? I went neet for 6 months smoking weed and playing video games and banging tinder thotties. Blew threw EVERY last penny I had, 3 weeks away from homelessness I went on Craigslist and called the first ad I saw which was assembly work for medical devices. Now I save $1300 a month after all my bills are paid. How can y'all not get a job if I can do it? It's because you're lazy simple as

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