I’m 70k in debt and paying $700 a month on a parent plus and another loan...

Use the money from your job to pay it back. Get a job with the gov and min pay for 20 years then get it forgiven.

if you work on your technique, and you get your blowjob time down to 15 minutes per client, assuming a 12 hour work day that is 48 blowjobs a day, at this rate it will take you a little under 21 days to be debt free. Invest in kneepads.

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here you have it OP

Pay the absolute minimum that's possible with IBR or PAYE. And then invest at least $15k in promising crypto projects. You'll be debt free within 3 years.

technique is everything,

Join the French Foreign Legion.

5 years of service at standard pay rate of 18k a year.

But after 5 years of service (assuming you haven't died, they're only given suicide missions in African shit holes they don't want to waste french soldiers on) you ate given a french passport and citizenship with a name of your choosing.

One of the only state approved ways to legitmately dispear forever (which is why its so effective- plenty of SS soldiers did this after ww2 to avoid trial)

I have a Manufacturing Engineering career.. I’m just looking for extra advice/help to get me out of it ASAP

then you have to manufacture the bbbj accordingly, use your skills to your advantage.

who the fuck would want to be French?

there's too much competition in France, bbbj won't sell

my current gf is 200k in debt and currently has no job and very little job prospects. at least u sound like you got something going, OP. i have no fuckin clue what my girl is gonna do

200k is slightly trickier, does she have a sister?

france is a very nice place, if you stay out of paris
why do you think she latched onto you.

Pussy, I'm 95K in debt, doesn't bother me at all, it's the price you pay to get a good paying job and career. Trust me once you are making 50k a year and above that debt isn't that bad.

>Good paying job
>50k

ahhhh jeeze dude three fifty? aaghhhh

Consolidate all of it into a low rate private loan, suck it up and make minimun payments while stashing all your spare cash into crypto via localbtc or local monero with no kyc otc/in person buys, wait a few years and then declare chapter 11 to get out of your debt and live off of your thicc off the books crypto gains.

it's really simple OP, you just have to either make more money or spend less, and apply the surplus to the debt payments

what exactly do you want us to tell you? there is no magical third way

how the fuck do you owe 70K

do americans really brag about their debt?

Private college.. got a degree and played a sport. Good time but dumb decision

Debtors and Syrians mostly but it's still valid advice.

Just wanting some advice like if there’s a way to cut down my interest or get involved in a program or Anything.

From youtube comments:
>This is what the US does to China.
>''Aww geez dude, 70 trillion dollars?''

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Go to bootcamp then get a computer science job

if you haven't shopped around already you should find a local finance broker and ask them about a consolidation loan, you may be able to reduce the monthly payment

there is tons of info online about ways to cut cost of living too, check out some early retirement blogs

If you're over 100K in debt without a doctorate or 6 fig salary or something, you need to leave the country.

>agghhh dude I just hit my cahhhh
>I'm on these pills bro I can't do 70 trillion

Manufacture dollar bills and give them to the bank.

For student debt you have either A) die, B) be the governments wage cuck for 10 years or C) get disabled

don't pay shit
move somewhere else

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There are people with ME degrees who can't even pay the loans off, I think we've passed the point of a college degree guaranteeing success if you studied STEM. I even know a guy helping program robots to automate out Mexicans from strawberry picking and he gets paid only 20 an hour for that.

>plenty of SS soldiers did this after ww2 to avoid trial)
They were winning in French Indochina too until (((international outcry))) forced them out.

>People claim to be educated but don't know shit. Nothing more than overspecialized honeybees making honey for the beekeeper.

be a escort do some dirty shit make bank

It's called supply and demand. He should find another job.

Be me
>Bachelors in allied healthcare field
>Toil away for 10 years in public sector
>Make decent 6 figure salary and teach at university on the side
>Going back to school for industry certificates over next 2 years, time in and level is equivalent to graduate studies but is not a masters track.
>With resume I have been approached by contacts in middle east and asia that want to pay me to teach and do work in field. Salaries in the $300,000 a year range + research which awards me masters or even PhD if I want.

I started out making $12 an hour in my first job after university. Sucked it up and paid my minimum on student loans. No one is guaranteeing you a fucking lambo and corner office with all the windows because you have a piece of paper. I worked with folks who stayed at that $12 dollar an hour job and 10 years later are making a whopping $14 an hour. I am now flying around the country in multi-million dollar aircraft with the most advanced life support systems because I chose to be uncomfortable and continue.

Its a jungle out there and only the best make it.

Can't really say anything different that hasn't been said said, but bbbbj is the fastest way it seems OP.

thanks guys i've read all of your comments and replies and will start practicing my bbbjs!

take your last 500$ and buy a gun and ammunition, go to the nearest affluent banking district and hose down the whole city block. anyone in a suit and tie. save the last bullet for yourself

Ding ding ding ding ding.

You mean Manufacturing *Technology.
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