I report for a 5 year prison term in 2 months and have $2,000 to stash in crypto while im in jail...

I report for a 5 year prison term in 2 months and have $2,000 to stash in crypto while im in jail, what should I put it in?

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Don’t be a retard twice, BTC or MAYBE ETH.

waltoncoin

I'm looking for high risk, high reward. I want to either come out with like 200k or nothing

Holochain. Though I'm not sure how you would handle the token swap.

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Kek

Well I see why you are headed to jail! Goodluck, dumbass.

Bitcoin you retard, it's the only correct choice. Yes you will come out with 200k.

XMR and bury it in a waterproof pelican case.

Again, looking for high risk/high reward, I know this pretty much leaves alt coins which are almost certainly garbage but I really don't see bitcoin going up

interesting. does pelican wallet support erc20s?

BITCOIN IS HIGH RISK HIGH REWARD YOU DUNCE. Altcoins have TERRIBLY skewed risk-reward ratios leaning near absolute risk. You will shoot yourself when you leave prison and bitcoin is 400K and you have a stack of valueless shit.

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Take a look at XSN

Low marketcap
Making their own hardware wallet (Viper)
Launching their own DEX
Cold staking
Got their own cloud staking platform
Partnered with the Litecoin Foundation recently, so they are WAY ahead with lightning tech, which is the future.
Recently supported by, LEDGER, XEEDA, and Trezor

Its INSANELY undervalued, I cant even tell if I have enough, still buying actually.. Got close to 80k coins..

Their DEX will run on masternodes, so all the nodes will benefit from the services they will provide, including FULL privacy transactions.

Lol a five year sentence and your worried about 2k you stupid bitch you put that shit nowhere near crypto because youre gunna need that shit accessible as fuck for fucking noodles and honeybuns dumb faggot virgin

0xbtc unironically. The difficulty is skyrocketing.

If you put it in anything but Bitcoiin(BTC) you're an absolute retard. You won't have 200k, but closer to 80k. PLUS, you can sleep easy next to bubba knowing your investment won't fail. These retards shilling cryptocurrency ICO's and scamcoins DO NOT have your best interest in mind. If this isin't larp, I feel for you user.

How the fuck are you retards so fucking retarded to not ask what the fuck this guy is going in for 5 years for? So OP tell us what the fuck you did to get 5 years.

Snowblossom. Pretty confident that the project will have matured leaps and bounds in that time frame.

2,000 could buy you enough to secure a REN darknode. They're not profitable right now, but in 5 years if could be the standard protocol for institutional darkpool trading and would be like owning a Dash masternode during the height of the bull market.

Who gives a fuck this shit is posted 100 times a year

Bitcoin, Monero and EOS.

Kek

if you choose a shitcoin make sure you put a sell order lol just cause it moons doesn't mean it will be worth anything in 5 years

He was probably caught selling drugs or stealing something like a car, it's not really a big deal. 10+ years sentences on the other hand make me curious because that might involve some serious shit

This is the right answer, user

unironically

BTC or MAYBE ETH will still be around in 5 years. And they will probably be up 100x-1,000x

this

Nigga, invest in an index fund. Make your money work for you.

Eth or bch

You fucking retard don't shill dumbasses like this that coin. We don't need dumbfuck niggers that want to risk it all and go to jail. And why the hell do you post all that tech shit mumbojumbo, these losers are looking for pnds not real projects. Seeing this coin on this site infuriates me!

Low market cap coins like Nauticus token on Nauticus.exchange will do you wonders; try to post your JPAY user and I will write you. Prison sucks.

The correct answer Bitcoin Op, now fuck off with your pseudo shill thread.

This right here. I can't believe someone actually mentioned it. Ren will be a powerhouse in the defi conglomeration user, this I know.

Would be the same as not touching it

OP, if you're for sure trying to turn your life around, I suggest you save another $500 and buy Chainlink $LINK, otherwise known as the token of the 4th industrial revolution.

Learn about smart contracts. Get yourself a stack of 5k LINK, and when you leave Prison you'll be just like those guys who were holding 5K ETH when each was $1.2K

1k in xrp and 1k in honeybuns
>if this banister dystopia that we live in is gonna put you away for 5 years, they might as well make you rich.
>honeybuns are an investment for your soul
>the math checks out

>stealing a car
>not a big deal

Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth.

Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons.

Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story.

The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes.

In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

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buy LINK dummy

Don't store your wallet on a flash drive, SD card, hard drive, or ssd that will be powered off for 5 years because it is likely to be corrupted from being powered off that long. Best bet for longterm storage that size is Blue ray disk or DVD.

>ETH

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Buy unironically 5k link, its your only shot, 5 years from now you must post back at Jow Forums and tell us what you bought. If you didn't buy link you are not going back to prison, but to a psychiatric ward

I NEED LINKY FOR MY STINKY

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Bbqcoin. It's the crypto you WANT TO EAT.

you'll come out with nothing
Oh wait this is just a shill thread

how to burn 2 grand: invest in chain link

Xcm

Invest in some BLOCK if you actually want to buy something that will bring in future revenue and not only work off speculation.

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Stack that with some LINK obviously for the same reasons, but you should have done that already like any good Jow Forumsnessman.

Keep a little in BTC too.

40/40/20 in those 3 and you're set for life after the slammer.

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>car
>big deal

+1 for BLOCK, the above post says it all

You need to buy a gym membership, a personal trainer and a MMA trainer, not cyrpto. Your BTC wont save you when groids and farmers come calling your card.

Or THE BOOTY BANDIT lololol
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leave country, 5 years is a long time friens, you can rebuild your life somewhere else

>report for prison
lmfao

Yeah I'd lean this way too.

DAI or USDC or TUSD

They let you free for 2 months before prison????

I don't even wanna say this... But it's LINK
in five years global adoption of smart contracts will be higher than ever before fueled by link. 2k now will be 20 million

Bitcoin.

5 years is a lot of time, why dont you just flee the country? Can't be that hard.

based and linkpilled

Go $1000 ether and $1000 link

Link, bnb, nkn

REQ

Put it in your ass. You can use it to buy drugs later.

OP, anyone that says anything apart from BTC is a fuckin newfag!

Verge. You'll either be a millionaire or asking for foodstamps.

I'd recommend holo but you 'd have to participate in the token swap so that's a no go.
I think blockchain is unironically dead and the next bullrun will be a holochain bubble.

He can leave them on binance and hope they swap...and hope he’s not hacked while inside

Holy shit you're autistic if you don't buy bitcoin.

XLM
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