Fucking hell i thought Jow Forums NEETs were just larping

>implying it's possible to get a job in australia unless it's through nepotism

nah capitalism is perfect and it works just fine.

they just need a firm handshake on their next job interview.

/s

Anyone without a job should go to jail. If you dodge taxes you go to jail. Would solve a lot of the worlds problems.

based

>between 15 and 29
lmao I plan to keep on NEETing in my 30s

I dont blame them t b h. Fuck this country, i wanna become a neet again. Also the daily telegraph needs to stop targeting people (particularly the young generation) for being on newstart. It doesnt cost us taxpayers much at all. Most of the welfare goes to dsp fags and boomer cunts. Pretty sure negative gearing costs just close to 50 billion a year. Fuck that for a joke.

Its 6 months now lmao

Its getting harder everyday. Sick of boomer faggots telling everyone to get a job on farms when no one wants to do back breaking work for less than minimum wage

Good work comrade

Honestly this is worse for you. It’s expensive to keep people in jail and guess who pays for that? You do. When you’re paying for welfare you’re only paying for food and medical treatment. When you pay for jail you also pay for housing and servants/staff for them.

imagine being this cringe and bootlickerpilled

kek imagine typing a sensible argument in a shitposting board

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That's why you raid random houses in search of a young, fertile mate.

We had women like that all the time. They are called prostitutes.

This. Sauce?

>pay people for not working
>"why aren't they working? what a mystery"
lmao

It's literally in the fucking image.

Big stonking tits.

Would love to suck on those

where can I meet a cute australian female ニートshitposter?

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try nz

She’s pretty nice

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Spoiled roasties/trust fund babies are not the same as NEETs

It should be that way if for nothing else the cowards who won't fight for their freedom would be forced into slavery or kill themselves in jail.

It's only going to be worse for Australians
> capitalists are pushing down the wages to increase profit
> capitalists are pushing up the prices to increase profit
> Gov is increasing taxes to not totally implode
> boomers pump their RE to hedge from all this
> bonus points for programmers : in Slav countries you can employ a Vitalik-tier autist 3k/month, entitled graduate faggot browsing facebook half of the time is never going to get a job
zoomers are absolutely fucked

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how did you track that image down?

Such a white trash way of spelling Ashley.

They are exactly the same. EXACTLY

Kek, true. Also checked.

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OY VEY

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>Completely new phenomenon

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Unironically based. NEET hot chicks leading the revolution fat neckbeard NEETs couldn't do.

they are just doing what the capitalists do; leech off the labor of others

id say as long as capitalism is around you may as well live like a capitalist

Is it easy to apply for welfare in the US? Sounds pretty nice honestly. Or are they going to hound me about applying for jobs?

>muh capitalism
Fucking cringe.

unless you're a single mother or disabled you're not getting shit

the dad was not happy at all about this

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almost all problems we have are created by the state, not by the free market.

>If you dodge taxes you go to jail
that's what they are trying to brainwash you with
they can catch 1 from 20 and they make sure to let you know about that one in media

Ashleigh is the woman of my dreams, if only I had known before getting seriously commited I'd just go over at 'Straya and be a provider for her. Let's be honest here, with tits like that she's never gonna have to work anyway

Ugly af they need jobs to make themself look better holy shit please this is why our world is going to shit.

journalism is dead

>they aren't neets
wooly-eyed and bluepilled
the dream is over, lads

Nothing wrong with any of this desu

this bait reeks

living on the dole is comfy though
>receive excess of AU$500 a fortnight
>live with parents so no rent
>have all the time in the world to manage money
>no "unpaid costs" associated with work e.g. getting ready, transport, stress
he's right you know

be at least 6t3
good looking
180k+ salary
interesting life with lots of travelling
she might consider you then

>be at least 6t3
You don't need to be of a certain height to get a woman, lol. What is that shit? Have you spoken to the opposite sex before?

>You don't need to be of a certain height to get a woman
kek

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>You don't need to be of a certain height to get a woman, lol.
Guess you've never spoken to a woman while being under the acceptable height at all.

These are beta males with no testosterone. This is extremely clear.

into the gulags

>News Corp
What can you expect, really?

She did strike me as too attractive to give up on life.

Fuck, there's something really hot about slim chicks with big low set breasts. Its extra hot because she's a chavvy british slag.

Shit my mistake its a an aussie sheila not a brit.

My plan is to save up enough in the stock market to retire before Im 30.
Is there any way to still get centrelink while doing this?