Finally lost my virginity to prostitute

>I think I'm in love
You fucking retard. Snap out of it. The first one always fucks up your mind

Sex isn't a need, lol. You don't die from lack of sex. Definitely a driving desire though.

>You don't die from lack of sex
School shooters would disagree. They literally died (and killed) from lack of sex.

you don't die but you start losing your mind, sort of

>Ive fucked numerous prostitutes but it's like pissing in a filthy urinal to me, just an urge that I need to get out of my system.
>And since you wore a condom (at least I hope you did) it's almost like it doesn't count since your dick never actually came in contact with her, only a piece of latex did

This. You didnt really lose it unless you nut inside

You don't die from not having shelter either.

>Moving the goalposts so hilariously
Putting your penis past the vaginal opening, regardless of penis attire, is enough to lose your virginity.

Yeah whatever helps you sleep at night man

Stop treating losing ones virginity like some special feat requiring untold acrobatics.

Actually... you do. Rain, sun, wind, snow can all kill you pretty fast if you don't have shelter.

I didn't say that though

Sex is overrated. Peeing on girls > sex with girls

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So now you only need to buy ICX to lose your anal virginity,

How much did she cost and for how long?

>Sex is overrated

sticking your dick without a condom on inside of a warm, wet pussy and then busting a nut inside is the greatest feeling any man will ever experience in his life. Sorry, but nothing really comes close to it.

Nope, you're just soft if it does. Stop blaming others for your weakness and improve yourself.

Doesn't feel even close to as good as some degenerate girl asking you to pee on her face. Fucking her afterwards is good, but it's just not the same

imagine eating out a prostitute

VR Porn with lube > sex

Fight me

Imagine what your brain is going through. Setting yourself up for long-term misery

Actually the brain gets tricked enough, honestly both sex and vr porn are meaningless, so what, the only reason some sex feel great and other doesn't is the second layer of meaning you give to it, that's why some people find the journey through partying much more blissful than just paying a hooker, and that's why OP got in love anyway

the only thing meaningful is the joy of having a genuine family that is blissful enough to be live in a bubble without caring about the world disconnected from everything, blessed by God, but that pipedream is dead

sex is just one of the benefits of having a gf/wife. Only an incel would think that's the only point of a relationship. VR porn just keeps you away from that. Ask yourself which you'd really rather have

33 year old wizard checking in. I kissed and cuddled with a girl 15 years ago. That was my last intimate contact with a female before taking the black pill and completely giving up. Spend money on yourself, not on some slag.

word

How long did it take for you to transition from red to black.

stop lcass

>muh incel shaming
What are the other benefits. Please enumerate, I'll wait.

I’ve been a depressed shit since like seven years old and severe adhd which keeps me on a different wavelength than most folks. I think it was right around eighteen that I consciously stopped trying and pushed away any female that showed interest. The last was a curvy, blonde cross fitter chick at my gym that suggested we go on a date. If she’s brave enough to do that, I figure I would be like NPC guy # 29 to mush her muffin and I want like the idea of keeping company with anyone that degenerate.

From now on it’s training, carving more detail into my lower abs, making 6 figures in 2019 and quietly observing humanity’s downward spiral.

And I don’t like***

In the end you are trying to convince me of your meaning in life, and whatever you find meaningful will bring you joy, so maybe we are both right :)

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>What are the other benefits

im 30 years old, married for 5 years, divorced last year. A good gf/wife should cook for you, encourage you (in a non-nagging non-bitchy way), be someone to do stuff with (vacations, eating out, etc.), help keep the place clean, etc. If you are planning a future together she should be encouraging you to save money instead of buying gifts for her.

Also, having a gf/wife raises your status in society. A man in a stable relationship is automatically seen as more mature and responsible in the eyes of society. You can proudly tell your friends and family you have a new gf, instead of the shame of VR porn, a sex doll, or a prostitute.

At this point in my life, i am single and prefer to be single but it doesn't change the fact that a gf has benefits beyond just sex (though it is a big benefit) and those benefits usually outweigh the negative

What was the straw that brought about a divorce?

i felt the energy in this post OP. dont stop at one g. remember its better to invest in yourself so these bitches start to flock towards you instead of paying directly for pussy.

its best when you tell them to suck you off slowly while smoking. then eat while listening to music .
etc its all an equation onto of equations , to produce joyful moments. which = happiness.
see how pleasure pushes moments like those? and we have people literally saying pleasure is a curse.

like smashing a sopping wet hamburger against your face

IF the hamburber had 100+ dicks cumming into it before

Well, that’s disgusting.

you are a virgin.

this is a larp, you are copying this thread if not a larp kys is better than sex

you've just never felt that feel so you can't relate

Damn this was a great short fiction

Have you considered becoming a writer OP?

lol, sex is incredibly overrated. the orgasm is great, but it doesn't justify all of the work for it.

That’s what all the normies keep saying, and that the sexless among us will be disappointed when/if it finally happens.

>all of the work for it.

that says a lot, and there's your problem right there. If you are trying to pick up a random girl for a night, i agree it's not worth it. Having a gf and being able to fuck her whenever you want (for the most part) is a different story.

>sex is incredibly overrated
>if i say sex is overrated people will think i'm a chad

im not a chad but ok.

Biologically speaking, nutting inside means nothing unless you get her pregnant.

Just wait until you find a girlfriend or prostitute that will let you cum inside her. You'll never want to go back to mediocre condom sex.

What if you don’t want kids?

Vasectomy.

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But that does damage to the body and fucks up your vital energy. Why not just be celibate and avoid swamp donkeys?

I would never get a vasectomy, fuck that. Make sure you girlfriend is on birth control. Or make sure that the prostitute can't contact you later.

But what if you avoid all females because you hate yourself too much and can’t live up to your own standards of perfection?

Eh, it just makes it so that sperm does not get mixed into the semen. In a sense, it's like going on nofap.
Complications are pretty rare.
Celibacy is an option, it's what I do. But I'm thinking of getting the surgery so as to not deprive myself.

Pic related

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Trick “boyfriend”, not husband.

Give me another reason to hate my fellow man, fren. I might die a virgin, but these black pills are more than enough to satiate my appetite and make sense of things. Humanity is a disease.

Bitches and whores

In fact vasectomy provides the same benefits that going on nofap for many years, there are some studies on men on vasectomy living more years and having an overall better feeling of wellness, less depression, more energy and masculinity

This. Incels gonna say that fucking a girl with a piece of synthetic rubber is losing their virginity but the only way to lose it is to nut inside her.

A good work around is to nut in her ass. It's tight, it's dominate, and she'll love you for it.

>t. nutting in asses for over a decade

if you just want dominance, then just fuck guys desu.

>Give me another reason to hate my fellow man, fren.
That's not my intention. It's moreso just to enlighten people to the kind of shit that's out there, so that they don't get annihilated by it through first-hand experience.
That's really why I like the vasectomy option. It turns the tables.
If a woman wants to make kids? Proceed to fuck the shit out of her for months.
If she gets pregnant? She cheated, now you have the paperwork to prove it and an easy way out.
I don't like thinking this way myself. But you know what? I wouldn't have to if women didn't pull tricks.

Can't get off to that.

>t. likes birthing hips

You probably suck at it

This lol

You will. It's pretty surreal being with a girl after being a virgin for so long. You almost dissociate due to how underwhelming it is. A voice in your mind just says, "... is -- is this it? Huh."

Cuddling and making out are pretty good though, if you're touch-starved and you care about the girl. But all-told I can guarantee none of it is as revelatory as you've built it up to be in your imagination.

>1 year from wizard status
Women dont fuck quitters!

t. cutcel

autism

cutcel

>finally lost my virginity to prostitute.
>Do I buy her a gift?

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>10 year relationship
>both virgins
>tried a couple times without a condom
>got mega thrush on my dick
>didnt nut inside
>we dont want kids
>always wear a condom now
>never nutted inside without wearing a condom, after 10 years

>falling in love with a hooker like all the beta males in that case
Pathetic. Enjoy your time but never fall in love. That's some real beta shit.

Just bareback her just after/before her period ;)

He found out I was banging his wife

pasta

this is what happens when u literally never felt love before lmfao, what a sad loser

i would eat a 10/10 blonde escort because its the only way i will ever do that (by paying) gotta experience iat leas once

i will never bareback tho its over

>tfw cut and cant feel anything

Fml

Finally someone got it. So many newfags here fuck.

it is if it's with someone you love, otherwise with nameless whores it's a physical act of relief

everyone's different user

lmao

on the downside is that i have premature ejaculation cos it feels too good

im going to try priligy pills + cialis or viagra combo

problem is i asked on 400 pharmacies and none sell priligy and i dont want to order online from pajeet lab

Kill me, Pete

I have bareback creampied over 50 asian women in the past two years. Some of them several times for repeat sessions. I have paid for several abortions, and I have 2 children with different women.

I like to hold them down and tell them that I'm cumming inside of them, and that I'm trying to knock them up. The fear and anger and confusion in that moment is delicious, and then the way they relent when they feel my spunk coating their cervix is the most delicious thing in the world. I tell them, "have my baby", and grind my semen into them with long, slow pumps of my dick, and repeat it until they agree.

They don't call the police or warn their friends about me. They just come back for more. I tell them to bring over a friend, and they do, and they watch her get creampied also and giggle about it.

I feel like I am living in an episode of the twilight zone, because everything I was ever told about sex and relationships was completely wrong. Women like to be raped, they want to get knocked up, and the most satisfaction they can ever feel is when a man decides he is going to make her pregnant whether she wants it or not.

They text me while they are at work asking to come over that night, because they are thinking about getting creampied by a white foreigner and need it, even though they are ovulating, or even because they are ovulating.

"Yes, I'll have your baby!" I've heard this phrase so many times that it has lost its true meaning to me. Now it's just what an asian cunt is expected to say before I blow my load inside of her, while my hand is on her throat. The one I am regularly seeing right now is so obedient she doesn't even wash my spunk out of her, she just curls up next to me in bed and stuffs her face into my armpit, because she loves my smell (apparently) and falls to sleep there. She knows I'm trying to knock her up, and it makes her happy, and she doesn't care that I'm just going to leave and impregnate some other slant.

Cute or ugly, I fuck em all.

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shawn?

Jesus what the fuck.
I'm sorry user but this is complete and utter nigger degeneracy.
From an animalistic point of view you are probably right, but I guess I must just have a bit more respect for individuals than you.
Feel free to redpill further because regardless of whether you are larping or not, your perspective on women is entertaining.

He's a walking cock, guy there's nothing to be proud of. I'm more interested in raising my children (my first son was born in October), I don't need to spread my seed all over the globe to be happy.

You haven’t had sex until you’ve fucked a girl raw and she legitimately craves your cock

I DONT FUCKING CARE. I'm an animal, I fuck like one. I went crazy and moved to SEA with my crypto gains, and it was like entering another dimension devoid of cuntocracy to keep me down or keep me tamed.

I said "fuck it" to everything and just started following my impulses to see what would happen, and I wound up BURIED IN PUSSY. Teen pussy, milf pussy, office lady pussy. I started coming on to an cute girl I saw in the malls, or while eating. I would invite myself to sit down with them if they were alone, then invite them back to my condo and would fuck them bareback only an hour after meeting them for the very first time.

Women are completely at the mercy of their emotions, and something about an exotic foreigner who is open about seducing them is like an instantaneous aphrodisiac for them. They don't start off knowing (every time) that I'm going to breed them, but several of them clue into it very quickly as soon as I start working them over.

I was manic depressive, but I fucking SNAPPED a couple years ago and entered an endless manic phase with endless energy. I sleep 5 hours a night and sometimes make several thousand dollars a day trading and scamming. I don't know what the FUCK im doing, I just do it, and if I see a chick I get her number and then I fuck her and try to fuck a baby into her.

I don't care if I live or die. I have seen so much, fucked so much, won so much and lost so much that I've had several lifetimes full of human experience. Right now is my bonus round and I'm going for some sort of insane high score. I wish I could explain how to harness this power, except just go somewhere where the bitches are easy and see how far you can go on pure instinct.

BTW buy QASH, I live nearby their office and they just expanded a call center for their growing customer service demands. Easiest buy signal for an exchange I've ever seen in my life. I just dropped 3 btc on it.

nice try shitoshi, im not buying your bags

>You haven’t had sex until you’ve fucked a girl raw and she legitimately craves your cock

fucking this
it changes a man, realigns his brain
you cannot know what it means to be a vital, powerful MAN until you have felt a cunt spasming on your dick while a young woman comes her brains out from the pounding you are giving her, and then hear her beg you to cum inside

you need to get it, and you need to find out what type of person you become once you realize that is a regular possibility for you

you already bought my bags in 2017 cunt AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Lol, your larping, btw that girl in your photo is a 40 year old full of make up you asinine faggot, your probably uncleoldfag

Jow Forums really is dead

This

Dominance gives me way more satisfaction than the sex itself, maybe I'm just fucked up

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