Guys, I just realized what chainlink really is. I'm really high and it just hit me so fucking hard. Holy shit we're going to make it.
Guys, I just realized what chainlink really is. I'm really high and it just hit me so fucking hard...
Brandon Howard
Isaiah Garcia
>chainlink
>make it.
Aiden Young
Dude, it's going to happen.
Mason Rogers
Shhh
Xavier Anderson
What is Chain Link and why this subreddit talk so much about it?
Josiah Nguyen
You can convince yourself of almost anything on weed in the right setting. Write down the original chain of thought immediately and see if it makes sense in the morning. Chances are that it won't.
Cameron Ortiz
it does bro, the key thought was "blockchain agnostic". shit just blew my mind. its all fucking true. im a pretty well informed linky but this just took it to another level.
Oliver Taylor
Luis Scott
>I'm really high and it just hit me so fucking hard.
No surprise there, fucking 90% of the people in crypto seem to be into drugs lol.
Jason Turner
Sergey Sergers, burger eating extraordinaire, had just finished polishing off his fourteenth Big Mac, beating fellow competitors Weasely Stevie and Thomie Two Toes under the table, when Spelling Bee Adelyn made an announcement.
"Mr Sergers, you have a call from Swift; it seems to be one of the Executives".
"I'll take it in my 'Speaking Room' and bring me my hat and apples"
"Is that the meeting room or your office, Mr Sergers?"
Sergey Sergers scoffed at this question and remarked, "Philosophers have a particular way of understanding the world. My speaking room is what you non-philosophers call an 'office' but I no longer enjoy the connotations after watching the AMERICAN version of The Office".
"Certainly Mr. Sergers I'll prepare it for you right away".
"Clean up this mess and get these losers back to work, I'm in charge here and don't you forget it".
Caleb Hill
nigger
Evan Perry
I bought ark doing this
Dont be me
Dont buy high
Christian Ward
I remember watching that episode the day it came out
Chase Howard
You
Always wanted more time
To do what you
Always wanted to do
Now you got an eye
I must be high
To say goodbye
Ba baa ba baa
You said you never needed this
You're pissed that you missed
the very last kiss
From my lips and I
I must be High
To say goodbye
Ba baa Ba baa
You
never looked in my eyes
Long enough to find
any peice of mind
But now you got an Eye
I must be High
To let you say goodbye
i must be high
Ba baa ba baa
Buh bye-bye baa
Zachary Perry
thats what happened go me foo but like three times lmao
James Price
the state of linkies lmao
Jonathan Garcia
It's a scam faggot
Jacob Sanchez
Why would you trust an obese russian?
pic related
Gabriel Gutierrez
Weed is too weak for real epiphany, take LSD and it will change your life.
Owen Hernandez
>high and delusional
Sounds about right
Luke Edwards
Based and rogan pilled
Ian Murphy
Reality is like crutches for people who can't handle drugs.
Ayden Cox
...
Ethan Ward
It’s unironically the only Crypto currency with an actual use case that will actually be used globally. It’s so obscure from normie perspectives that they won’t even notice this gem until it’s on CNN and Fox News. The headlines will go something like “This tech Startup came out of nowhere and is just pushing 2b market cap, stay tuned and we’ll show you how to buy it!”
Aiden Anderson
I bow realize the true meaning of Jow Forums motto
We sell when we are depressed
We buy when we are high.
Like Pottery
Gavin Bell
This. Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth. Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons. Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story. The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes. In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team
Elijah Sanders
Haha! More like these pls anons.
Ethan Scott
it's not just a json parser?
Jaxon Hernandez
Bro, it all clicked for me when it said “decentralized Oracle” like whaaaaaat.
>Jamie, find me that article about the oracle shits
Bentley Barnes
This guy got unwatchable after Elon Musk. Completely insufferable and fake.
Dylan Jenkins
Damn this stings
Jose Hill
It's a decentralized network of centralized oracles
Ian Jenkins
He acts differently with every guest. It's literally his best and worst trait since it's so easy for him to interview anyone if he just "takes the role" that the interviewed person would like to have a long discussion with. I do believe that he's a good guy, sometimes he just gets lost in his roles.
Daniel Green
>stay tuned and we’ll show you how to buy it
there had better be fiat pairs by then