Ok, how do i make money with £40? i am willing to do literally anything. can i buy wholesale lighters...

ok, how do i make money with £40? i am willing to do literally anything. can i buy wholesale lighters? sell them on the street? i will do the thing that is suggested by you IF it is a sensible suggestion.

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go to a casino with roulette and put it all on red

boom

£80

ok, what if i do it and lose?

>$15 domain
>$20 shopify membership
>rest on fb ads for your shitty chink product

you won't lose. trust me.

Buy some wrapped candies, go in the train/bus/bar, say you are having a hard time financially but that instead of begging or selling drugs you are trying to do it the right way by selling candy. Could work with postcards or crappy drawings/mixtapes.

You could try selling some exotic type of cigarettes/Rolling paper/smoking accessory outside of nightclubs. Like for example there are Rolling papers you can get that have seeds in them, to make them "bio". It is retarded shit but dumb stoners will buy it off of you for a 10x mark-up. Say you are doing it for the environment, not the money.

If you have the right appearance and know how to talk well, i guarantee you can make >200$ in a day. even if you don't you will make some money, just don't come off as a weirdo that would put something in the candy or something.

You can buy some really good kneepads

real talk but dont put it all on 1 go, here is how to hack roulette..

1) U play $5, -> u win? good. u lose? bad go to step 2
2) put $10 -> u win? good now u at 0 go back to step 1. u lose go to step 3
3) put $20 u win? good now u at 0 go back to step 1. u lose go to step ad$40um

no matter what your going to be poor! get a job! use the 40 squids to get a hair cut

well, i just put £20 in to paddy power app and i bet on 3 horseraces. now I have £21 in money and £30 in free bet. what now? more sports betting?

Martingale doesn’t work you faggot

y

You’ll eventually exceed your budget

Buy btc and move to bitmex and 100x long it

if you somehow manage to lose 15 times in a row

He has to only lose 3x you tard
1st bet =5 remaining money = 35
2nd bet =10 remaining money = 25
3rd bet = 20 remaining money = 5

so use less money christ

It works if you have unlimited resources

If you use less money you won’t make back the money you lost.

oh my god....

ok guys, i have used the money and the free bet to bet on 4 different horses to come either 1st 2nd or 3rd over the next hour and a half. if none of that happens, i am down £20

Wrong. Here, heads or tails. Either win or lose.

My pick: T H T H T T T H
Google: H T T H T T H H

That is LOSE, LOSE, WIN, WIN, WIN, WIN, LOSE, WIN

$40 > Bet $5 > LOSE > $35
$35 > Bet $10 > LOSE > $25
$25 > Bet $20 > WIN > $45
$45 > Bet $10 > WIN > $55
$55 > Bet $25 > WIN > $80
$80 > Bet $40 > WIN > $120
$120 > Bet $60 > LOSE > $60
$60 > Bet $30 > WIN > $90

Obviously you need to get out after you double or triple your money. The longer it goes on, the higher the chances you will lose it all.

very nice user, but why i wuldn't agree with
"Obviously you need to get out after you double or triple your money. The longer it goes on, the higher the chances you will lose it all."
coz everytime the probability is 1/2 and it's not effected by the previous chances taken. independent events, not dependent. bayes theorem doesn't apply.

Ok no try that at a casino

>coz everytime the probability is 1/2 and it's not effected by the previous chances taken. independent events, not dependent. bayes theorem doesn't apply.
That's only if you always bet $5, regardless if you win or lose. Once you start betting $40+, you have to look at the whole sequence. While the odds are the same with each bet, if you're planning on sitting at the table for a half hour without stopping, you're looking at correctly nailing a 30 digit sequence of Black, Red, Green. Odds are higher that you will get a 3 digit sequence correctly than a longer one.

ok im down to my last bet still havent won

WHY AREN'T U RICH??

wish me luck

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matched betting. literally guaranteed money if you're in the uk.

i just wasted my £30 free bet at paddy power

bitmex 25x leverage long

if anyone wants to know how the challenge is going,

> down £20
>£3 bet still remaining
>prize is £39
result in 10 minutes

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i lost

now i have £20 left

again

you can buy yourself a lipstick, knee pads and a real purty dress

ok, i just won 0.19 ETH. what can i do with 0.19 ETH?

Just beg on commuter train carriages with a nice polite script saying you are trying to afford a hostel and you ain't a criminal. You can probably get £40 from one train easily, the only cost is your dignity. Also you have to have scruffy clothes and facial hair otherwise people won't buy it.
I have seen this in action and people do donate.

You certainly won't win with that attitude

Ok, go on a bustabit and cash out between 1.5 and 1.9. If you don't know how to play the game then spend an hour learning it. That is if you really want to stick with gambling. Horse racing is fun but the worst way to actually make profit if you need the cash desperately

im up £3.50 so far

Doing what? Bustabit or horse racing?

how

Literally this. Bet on a sports team with good odds or something . In uni when I had 10 $ to my name I would bet on sports and boom got 20$ and so on

>i am willing to do literally anything.
brush teeth
shower
suit
resume
ask to see manager
don't take no for an answer
eye contact
firm handshake
can start immediately

did this and lost it all

anything *except* relinquish autism

im around £19 down still

>Martingale doesn’t work
Just withdraw soon enough idiot
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>Demand Manager
>eye contact
>firm handshake
>unbuckle manager pants
>dont take no for an answer
>start jerking immediately

fucking boomers lmfao

step 1: Contextualize Your Situation
what are you good at?
what are you passionate about?
why do you need the money?
what is your end goal?

fucking retard

buy a shitcoin and shill it on here

>buy bottled water in bulk
>sell it at any local events

Should've went for football bets, draw no bet amd double chance at willy hills, just stack 3-5 teams and you have a high chance of winning if you're good at reading into stats. Different combos of those bets and -1 handicap based on home/away form or average goals and bet on over 1.5 or 2.5, the Dutch league is amazing for over 2.5 goals a game just look at the form/stats on flashscore and do the math. I make a profit doing it this way, seeing which combination of high probability outcomes adds up to the best odds

Yet when I go to a casino, I come out with more than I've entered with.