We send the Bulls to the SPY and the females to Deans edition
>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
Posting in new thread as was posted in end of old one
New to trading and want to make sure I get this right
MFA delcared 0.2 on divs due to be paid on 4/30, with ex div date of 03/28.
If I buy shares before 03/28 and sell after the record date of 03/29, I'll still be eligible to recieve divs on the stocks I held for a few days right?
Ryan Evans
its not you fucking newb
Isaiah Sullivan
fuck off freeloader
Matthew Phillips
has r/wsb ever given you a good pick or only /smg/
are there any other good investment communities you use?
It's probably just bs FUD. There was very clear lack of pilot training.
Carter Morales
Good job
Sebastian Mitchell
>the indicies hastags on twitter are like less botnet / spammy verson of Stocktwits
the exact opposite for biotechs like GALT literally every post is a bot for a lot of them
Jace Rivera
Posted in the last thread but should i sell Disney? This shit hasn't gotten over $120 in what feels like forever, and I could've bought Apple instead. AHHHHHHHHH
Parker Bell
just hold it for another month and see you fucking faggot
anyone here trade futures? I've been mentored from a hedge fund manager who makes $500k+ a year. Currently making 1k a day
Caleb Baker
have never posted on stocktwits once, that site has more mentally ill posters than Jow Forums
William Green
just about everyone in this general is mentally ill, including me and you
Sebastian Stewart
>Jow Forums is an anime website Thanks for reminding me one of the only websites I enjoy was created for something I have absolutely no interest in but I still stick around
My puts expire sooner than my calls. Calls are around beginning of april, puts are next week. I'm not planning to execute them either, just sell at the highest I can get for them.
Cameron King
you got into options gambling at bad time we in ranging period premiums have been rekt for past 2 months
Owen Mitchell
I'm thinking this fed stuff and china stuff are coming to a boil and will either tank the market or send it skyhigh until its wings melt and it falls to the ground.
Landon Lewis
you think SPY is going to move 10 points within the next couple of weeks?
well, fed stuff just happened, and while it did have impressive impact on market, its not gonna take SPX much above 2870
china.... me totally ignore china, dont think it matters what they do one way or another good luck though me might just be salty because first every puts bought expired worthless :(
you don't buy short dated options unless you think a binary move is happening buddy
we could move sideways until the next rate hike, which isn't in a year
Wyatt Sullivan
;_; main problem with them was couldnt sell when were in profit also was doing them for bianary option, had both puts and calls, but calls were just stupid too ;_;
Christopher Adams
>TQQQ call
Dylan Cox
SQQQs are cheap too could probably have less risk and same upside buying them >_>
Luke Harris
How do you know if you’re a bullcuck or a bearfag?
Anthony Harris
depends on the stock...
Nicholas Miller
would you rather make money because a good company you own went up or because a bad company you shorted went down
David Evans
what if a good company went down and a bad company went up
The sad part is that he actually doesn't know what theta is (neither do I, but I don't trade options because I know there are a lot of important things I don't understand about them)
Adam Gray
I'm neither because I'm not a mentally retarded larper. But you gotta admit the American economy is contingent in our ability to be blissfully ignorant.of fundamental economic data.
Brayden Reed
Unfortunately bears only have jobs once every 10 years.
When you predict literally fucking everything is going to go down literally all the fucking time, of course you're going to get it right at least once.
However, the stock market goes UP on average, so you'd get better results by predicting that fucking everything is going up instead of down
What data are people blissfully ignorant of? If there was any data in the economy that could reliably predict much of anything, then I would've been able to write a decent ML algo pretty damn quickly back when I was trying it about 6-10 months ago
Justin Anderson
Obviously predicting something happening that's a 1 in a hundred chance and being right is more impressive than being right when it's a 99 in a hundred chance.
Dylan Garcia
Kekekek, big5guy, this fucker has to be trolling.
Austin Turner
PLEASE BE GREEN TOMMOROW PLEASE
Isaac Bell
>dark continent arc Fuck I really gotta get into the manga. Togashi a best.
Matthew Stewart
I'm not impressed by a trick shot after somebody fucks it up 1000 times in a row. I'm more impressed by a person that actually does it right. If you only go for 3-pointers and only make 1 or 2 of them, I'm still more impressed by the guy that scored 20+ points exclusively off of 2-pointers.
Isaiah Bennett
Mortgage and loan delinquency rates, worldwide economic slowdown, yield curve, household debt, trade deficits, pensions losing money because they're not being paid into, boomers retiring, millennials plagued with student loan debts. List goes on.
Connor Butler
>the stock market goes UP on average Not anymore, kid.
Aiden Diaz
I can't tell anymore
Grayson Edwards
Theta decay is nothing. I've already made 300% on the calls. Don't be afraid of risk kiddo.
James Morgan
Idk it seemed so juvenile compared to YYH I never got into it.
Josiah Jenkins
>I've already made 300% on the calls. and you're still holding? I find that a little hard to believe..
Julian Hughes
>He doesn't wait until an option hits 700% Live a little, have some fun. I think tomorrow will be a bullish continuation of today anyways. Gonna see how open goes before I decide what to do. My calls are all in April.
Isaiah Mitchell
Fuck HxH I’m honestly convinced the only reason it has a 9.2 on MAL is because it’s run by edgy 16 year olds. The only good moment of the anime is in one of the few good fights in the show and there weren’t many out of 143 fucking episodes and that was Netero vs Mermue but the whole show had so much potential and shit the bed so hard in plot drops, retarded Gary Stu characters and some of the most retarded story arcs I’ve seen since shippuden. Not worth the 143 episodes if it had been maybe 60-70 I think it would’ve been better but madhouse fucked it hard.
Brandon Price
>Buy when people are panic selling >Sell when people are panic buying
What do when everyone’s like “how is this rally even happening lol?” And “oh man stagflation” BUT ALSO “wow this election’s gonna be great for guns, weed, and telecoms” and “wow we’re gonna be fucked when we don’t get a trade deal”?
The world building is a lot more developed, and everything just feels to have greater depth and scale. Yeah the MCs are much younger, but there’s a lot left “og shit I just got lucky because lol moss got stuck in my ears?”
>The world building is a lot more developed, and everything just feels to have greater depth and scale. Yeah Togashi kinda phoned in the end of YYH. He barely took the time to draw the panels. Some of the fights were just ink blots.
Brandon Brooks
it would have been better if they made kurapika a girl
Grayson Rivera
>scrawny cool hebe code for 14. I sees that.
Adam Ward
>chicks >that thing Oh ho ho no Oh no no no no no Hahahahaha no man, just no
Jeez you zoomers are so fucked up
Easton Russell
Why are these threads so fucking retarded
Gabriel Allen
People think Jow Forums is indie twitter/facebook and think we care about every inane thing that comes to their heads.
