What's The Most Alpha Job As a Young Person and Why Is It Restaurant Management?

Work at an upscale non-franchise American restaurant/bar/steakhouse, average entree is ~$20 to keep the "unsuitables" out

Literally get paid to make small talk with people who enjoy my company and take pride in having the "manager" spend extra time with them

rich people literally fight for my company as it makes them seem more important to those around them.

work around dozens of beautiful women who compete for my approval as I am the one who makes their schedule and determines their paycheck because of this they will literally try to sleep with me.

the female/male ratio is 20:1 (not including cooks bc they are quarantined behind the expo window)

women are women and naturally compete for my attention. even the 18 y/o hostesses take the opportunity to practice flirting with an "older" (late 20s) guy (have 3 of them call me their work boyfriend)

and I get paid to do this. feels good man.

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kneepads

Ok I’m jealous. How do I break into the food industry any advice op?

biz is torn between those who think
>alpha
>job
are not compatible and those who do but only if the job gives them any sort of power

This entire post comes off as cope.

I love how as a group they all look hot but as you look at each one individually they become trashier and trashier.

You don't want to

I've been a manager for 10 years and it's literally hell I apply in other industries regularly

>looking for approval
Know how I know you’re a faggot?

Yeah it does, and yes I do want fries with that.

yeah but the 2 sitting right and the one standing left look fine

got sum bad newz. the only way to become a manager in a very nice restaurant is to basically have a bachelor's worth of experience managing restaurants and to even get your foot in the door managing a restaurant anywhere you have to have management experience and the only way to get that experience is going to be working your way up in retail at a young age.

its why you NEVER see threads on biz about managing restaurants, especially young people managing them. its something very rare to see
salty

t. McDonalds key holder

You're just a time ho as the only reason you're relevant is your title, not you as a person. Please elaborate how this is in any way "alpha".

And you're completely right though, I've worked in the admin side of a non franchised upper mid-tier restaurant so I saw it first hand too. But they don't care about you, they care about the 'power' you hold. And once you lose that job you lose your utility to them, so once again you'll be a ghost. Just consider that.

I've managed restaurants in upscale luxury hotels and moved up quickly, became director of banquet events and conferences for top government and industry events. It's fun when you're young but then you realize you're stuck and even if you continue and become director F&B and Director of Ops in thos nice hotels you're still working 14 hours per day often 6 days a week into your 40s.

As an ENTP, I couldn't imagine continuing being a wage slave for that long, so I took on a more relaxed job and have made some nice side income investing.

good goy
cool story

wrong. those girls care about you as a person. not all but a lot. you maintain friendships with them for as long as you live and the option to date them becomes available when you quit.

i dont think you quite understand female psyche. they will forever see you as a powerful man who took care of them. you were the one who dealt with asshole customers, you were the one who kicked out the drunk weirdos when they crossed the line, you were the one who stuck your neck out to get them that Friday night closing shift because they needed money. i know this first hand. youre just some guy with zero experience in my field and are speculating because this realization that my reality exists crushes your ego and you want it not to be true

thats nice get back to cooking my steak wagie

Heh, I'm working towards getting out of the wage slave trap. Doing what I can

you consider that keeping the suitables out?
you are literally in the nigger tier of restaurant management if you work at twin peaks

in the FIRST SENTENCE of the OP it says I work in a non-franchise. mind=blown @ how absolutely fucktarded you are

>roastie herder at business hours
>no life outside work
>roasties only give you attention because you dictate their pay at work
>alpha

LOL

>incel thinks we dont hit up bars in absolute UNITS on our off days

You are being used as an accessory and you aren't in any way in a position of power. How's that being alpha?

>i literally hire them
>i literally fire them
>they have to do what I say if they want to work here
>i dictate when they leave work
"you arent in any position of power".

lmao pls go loser

Sell coke instead faggot

The cheerleader effect

being manager at a restaurant is hardly having power, but keep coping. I bet you feel all powerful when telling the roasties to clean up there or serve a drink there, but you're still a nobody, fren

I was a cook during college. Restaruant management is a fucking dead end shithouse job. Anyone with any sense would prefer being a garbageman to that shit.

You're coping OP.

>all this salt

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>The female/male ratio is 20:1
I can 1-up you there user.
t. In uni and last two years worked as a Sorority Kitchen Boy

>Girls fucking love us
>Take us on date functions
>Lets you practice your social skills
>After cleaning kitchen/dishes, you eat with the girls
>Meet a LOT of girls
>Good looking girls
>RICH good looking girls
>Rich WHITE good looking girls

Fucking perfect job. Pays like shit but the connections/friends I made are going to pay dividends in the future.

Oh and I've lettered four times at aforementioned sorority now.

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thats pretty dope
>rich huWHITE girls
ahem, fuck niggers indeed

So you line yourself up to be used in the future as a beta provider. And if you are no longer of use will not be contacted as the other user stated. YOU are coping. The real alpha is no women in the workplace.

>ahem, fuck niggers indeed
yeah no. we have a containment campus for them, called an HBCU. greek life at my school is like 90-95% white.

It's also really good face for your fraternity - the one I'm pledging at is very good nationally but only recently recolonized my campus, so every good look you can get with the better sororities looks better for your fraternity as a whole if that makes sense.

Do you mean lavaliered? Wtf is lettering?

>late 20's
>young person
>restaurant manager

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No not at all the same thing.
"Lettering" is kind of a game that's played - you get with one girl in a specific sorority, you get a letter. for example, if I were to fuck a girl in Kappa Delta, I would get a K. to fully "letter," I need to get "D" as well, so fuck another girl.
And to give you an idea lettering four times is "KDKDKDKD."

why are you so upset? is it because youre a jealous incel? yikes

You call being a waitress at a burger bar, “alpha” Kek get over yourself loser

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Ok Everyone is going to think I'm larping but, I'm 25 and I made over half a million after tax in the 2017 bubble. I was a complete shut in with no social skills. I did absolutely nothing for like a year after having all the money but then I had enough rotting and slowly started venturing outside and reconnecting with old friends and acquaintances. I went to this music / art festival in a downtown area that attracts a lot of young people. On a whim the next month I decided to buy a restaurant there. It has this basement that I turned into a lounge, and put a music studio in a room that was in there. Suddenly all my old acquaintances are now my "best friends" and want to hang out all the time they introduce me to other friends, their friends introduce more friends, sometimes they bring women over apparently some thought I was "cute". (literally never recieved female attention before this). And anyone in the area I can now automatically be "friends" with. I just go to an open mic and they ask for my contact info if I even tell them a little about myself. You guys don't understand the power of money. lmao.

business development manager

Cuck

yah thats nice OP, but i work as a real estate appraiser who only has contact with people for about 10-20 minutes a day. work from home. collect fat paystacks. work about 2-3 hours a day, the rest is taking care of myself.

Lol he put all the niggers and shit in back

salty
sounds lonesome :(

Na my guy. I actually check my btc wallet for random deposits. Tis the comfy life.

Do you own the restaurant? Then stfu. You are just babysitting the business for a more powerful and successful man.
In fact, I have enough money to buy that restaurant and make you my bitch if I wanted

This

Cope harder my man

That's a Lotta cope for someone who supposedly has a nice dream job. Maybe it would be nice if you weren't making 25 an hour no benefits

Restaurant gm is a six figure job.

in fact, I do. as I said in the OP: non-franchise. I own 35 restaurants and the city theyre all in. i literally dress like the monopoly guy and wear a monocle and fuck all the servers with my 14 inch dick

>he types this as the girls leave him alone and rush to greet his boss who's wearing a top hat, monocoles and smoking a big fat cigar

you, like others, are projecting. the idea of a male getting alot of female attention hurts you to your core as that is something you deeply desire. its why this thread caught your attention and why you are responding negatively to it.

Nah, management is trash, if any shitheads come in YOU are the one that has to deal with them you also make less than the servers on a good night. Also you really dont want to be working at a restaurant past the age of 25 unless its a part time thing for some extra cash. I bartend at a mid-upperscale place and though im often seething at my retard turbo-normie coworkers, the pay is sickeningly high for how piss easy the job is

and thats a bad thing? im fucking 6' 220 build like a brick shithouse. I bench 335, squat 455, deadlift 535. i dont ever have to even get aggressive with asshole customers. when I bring them their bill and tell them "u don't gotta go home but you cant stay here, I've got a cab waiting for you outside" they make a fucking showcase of how they're not going to fuck with me to try to get some laughs, hands up, palms out, "I'm sorry sir, please dont kick my ass" type shit.

ill never forget this fucking smoking hot 18 year old hostess telling me when I walked back inside after escorting this obnoxiously loud asshole out the door, "user im wet" grabbing my arm and laughing with the other hostesses.

dude, I have so many fucking stories from managing the 2 restaurants ive been with the past 10 years I'd almost be willing to work my job for free. there is NO other work environment like restaurants. its fucking awesome

I could easily beat you on a fight. All I have to do is to wait for you to die of a heart attack

id put my life on it my cardio is better than yours, fatboy

>wrong use of a meme
>talking random shite

Shut the fuck up wagie boy. I bet you get SEETHING when you see girls hover around guys they did attractive. You came here to try gloating for some reason and now you're pink and crying LMAO.

No cardio will stop that juice from blowing up your heart, meathead. Also you meatheads are awful at fighting, Rick Piana couldn't even throw a punch.

Rich Piana couldn't even finish a haircut.

youre the one all butthurt for some reason

>get told in your own gay thread
>"Y-You GUYS are MAD NOT ME! >:,("

Keep posting copie boy. Rarely do we see a wagie try showing off this badly. Say more things.

how many levels of cope are we on right now bois
I've seen a lot of restaurant managers, and they all have enormous egos and think they're the shit
because they are the shit, compared to the retards they work with
compare you to anyone who isn't a fucking loser and you instantly look pathetic

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The cope is real haha, you're not a manager you are a wagie one level above the other wagies. Enjoy that shithole job bro. You're never going to make it bossing around roasties and dropouts who are just waiting to snap for a chance to knock your dumbass out.

dont shit where you work kid pro tip. you should never fuck with employees ever. dont know if you are larping because sounds kind of believable but if you are not you are still very young and will fall on your ass hard if you dont stop sexing thots.

t. own multiple restaurants

Holy fuck you're buttmad. didn't see that much manifestation of NEET feeling of inferiority in quite a bit.

ok cool I'll tell another story

so me and another manager (female) go with like 6 or 7 of the girls to this bar every monday to get crablegs and drink beer. we get there at 7 and usually stay until they close.

anyways, this girl who had worked there before but left before I started there came back like a week before this happened had this huge crush on me. she was i think 24. she was good friends with this other chick I was always flirting with at work, who also happened to be at the bar

so she's at work while were all hanging out and is all pissed because shes working while were having fun am she knows I'm there probably all over her friend, so shes texting her letting her know to stay and hang out some more so she can come chill with us. anyways like 3 hours pass and we're shitfaced, everyone leaves except me and the chick whos texting girl at work so we just go out on the picnic benches on their patio and have another beer and finally she shows up. by this time the bar is closed and the staff is all walking out the door. we're regulars and tip phenomenally so they dont care that were chilling on the patio by ourselves with no one in the place. so were all just laughing having a good time, the girl who was at work brought a bottle of vodka and is sipping on that and eventually us too. like 45 minutes pass and we're all pretty fucked up just chilling on this fucking patio in the middle of the night at this bar listening to music through their iphone and they're dancing all retardedly and I'm just chillin hard on the picnic table, arms out legs spread posted up drunk off my ass, and of course they start fucking with me. one starts rubbing her ass on my leg, the other is sitting on my other leg facing me with her arms around my shoulders, and thats when I realized "oh fuck this is seriously about to happen, theyre horny as fuck". they start making out and one grabs my belt and fucking tries to unlatch the thing and i stop them

>its why you NEVER see threads on biz about managing restaurants, especially young people managing them. its something very rare to see


Its glorious when it happens though. You can become chef at a young age but you only go on biz after you burn out.

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he had heart though, rip 2scoops death to that evil blonde whore

I tell them I cant do this it'll fuck my job up. "oh come on user you know we wont tell anyone" "let me just see it" "i bet your balls are so full of cum"

"i bet your balls are so full of cum" is what did it for me. I was like "oh fuck ok" and pulled my pants down. immediately they both just started admiring my clean cut cock and rubbing it. the girl I always flirted with put it in her mouth and the other one just played with my balls and kissed my legs. i nutted in her mouth in less than 30 seconds. got up put my pants on and said "ok thank you that was fun see you guys at work tomorrow" and fuckin bounced. amazingly they never told anyone. atleast to my knowledge. thats whats cool about these girls. most of them are fucking sluts not looking for a relationship. they just want to have fun and get fucked up and do shit like blow a guy with their best friend.

and also dont believe every fucking thing you read you buthurt faggots anyone in a managing position knows that its not all fine and dandy it is hard exhausting work most of the time because those people and that business is your responsibility. unless you are a psychopath of course cant talk for them kek but I bet they have a whole nother range of problems. OP is just listing some positive things and not mentioning any of the negatives which is cope imo. and the positives like female attention can very quickly become a huge problem if you dont watch out. seen it happen multiple times.

just go buy escorts if you are that horny you should have enough money to do so kek. or find a good gril far away from work. or both ;)

literally the only negative at work is the long hours. the rush is between open and 11 and 2, I'll make sure I bust ass then but from 2 until 5 its literally count money, do cash outs, make PM floor chart and eat food. from 6 until 8 all i do is expo the salad window. its cake. closing shifts are similar except literally do table visits, make sure im engaged with tables whose food is taking longer than 20 minutes to come out, and make sure the girls arent fucking up and are being sanitary. dinner rush lasts anywhere between 5:30 until 9:30 so its literally 4 hours of busting ass and then you coast. easy for me atleast, I really enjoy it

>literally the only negative
sure thing that is totally plausible. did you have a fire in one of your stores and someone got hurt yet? or did someone of the "girls you care for" get robbed yet and could not stop crying for hours. or did the irs come to fuck your arse because someone you trusted was a cheating cuck. dont be silly you look pathetic.

Ive managed restaurants for 10 years and literally none of that has ever happened. the only run in with lawsuits was when a black server threatened to sue us for firing her based on discrimination. being a non-franchise we weren't fazed and told her that her lawyer can get in touch with ours and we can go from there. nothing happened. another time a bartender accidentally broke a piece of the lip of a beer bottle while opening it and didnt notice. the guy she gave it to took a drink out of it and claimed the bottle cut his lip and that he felt the piece of glass go down his throat. my boss literally told the guy to go home, shit out the piece of glass, and if it fucks up his intestines to go to the hospital.

bro, youre in the restaurant business, some server has a mental breakdown like every week. its not a big deal. the crying doesnt get to me. i tell them to go outside and get their shit together and I'll take care of their tables.

the only thing that stresses me out is when we accidentally royally fuck over a party because someone double booked/overbooked reservations and you have to explain to 8, 10, 15, 20 people that youre a dumbass and they have to find somewhere else to eat at primetime on a saturday night. that gets to me. everything else just slides right off

oh and we dont get robbed because we all keep pistols in our office and let all of our staff know it. my GM literally keeps a fucking AR15 in his trunk

>literally the only negative at work is the long hours

>the only thing that stresses me out is when we accidentally royally fuck over a party

>10years

:) I am done now this was not for you anyway but for some of the butt hurt faggots you are trying to cope on. Grow up kid its about time

suck my balls boomer

If it’s so damn great why feel the need to brag about it to a bunch of NEETs

t. 33 and own 135+ stores just opening 2 more next week

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think of it as "dabbing on them haters"
whoa cool, I'm actually 18 and own 1,350+ stores and am opening 20 tomorrow

dont get buthurt now :) have to go now fren take care

t. the guy who is in my thread

what haters

to me it seems like your job is the best thing in an incomplete life

dude you're fucking pathetic
first posting unirionically about how big and tough you are
then going off and showing how fucking dumb you are about banging used up roasties that work at a bar past college age

none of the wagecucks on this board would trade places with you, yet you ACTUALLY think that you're doing well for yourself

fuckin sad m8

this place is full of bitter incels. its fun fucking with them.

like this guy. its fucking hilarious watching them rage

I was in restaurant management for 10 years, and OP is either a fool or very young

restaurant mangement is giving a suit and tie and calling manager someone who
a)is working insane hours for a salary lower than minimum wage on an hourly basis
b)works late at night, on week-ends, and holidays
c)likes to see themselves as an exec but is seen as a restaurant staff by every other execs
d) the customers talking to you do it because they like the feel of knowing the manager, but they don't think of you as part of their network whatsoever
e) these customers literally pay for you to dance for them while they sit at their table
f)i garantee OP is running plates, covering host station or bar, or whatever, because the restaurant is always understaffed, and relies on students and brainlets to fill the ranks, so no-shows and walk-outs are stratospheric compared to any other business

As long as you're in contact with the customers, you're manger of nothing, you're just the most reliable pair of arms among the staff, and are given a suit and tie, a badge and good boy points to compensate for the tips you're not making

>women are women and naturally compete for my attention. even the 18 y/o hostesses take the opportunity to practice flirting with an "older" (late 20s) guy (have 3 of them call me their work boyfriend)
>call me their work boyfriend
please OP, this is painful. You know who they don't call their work boyfriends? the cooks and bartenders, because they're the ones who actually fuck them

when i was young i used to work in this industry aswell but trust me this shit is getting old and boring quiet fast.

There is absolutly no money in this bullshit slave industry- fuck it

Btw alphas don’t refer to themselves as alphas either. This shows that you’re a beta trying to cope not realizing these broads are nice to you because they need money.

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>think of it as "dabbing on them haters"

Autism detected, none of this ever happened.

Girls fall in love with me when i ride the bus. You probably are just very ugly

I am confused. So you take Xanax and fuck fat people?

Jobs are for beta cucks

truth this one speaks

show me where I refer ti myself as alpha faggot. this job is alpha af.
>this shows blah blah blah
shut up nerd

My restaurant manager looks like he's about to kill himself.

Works 55 hours a week, always stressed, morbidly obese, and only make 48,000-54,000/year (based on what I saw on glassdoor). Sounds awful.

>morbidly obese
that's his problem. wouldn't matter where he went, he would hate himself. plus the best part (girls) becomes a fucking nightmare as they'll constantly talk shit about his weight behind his back

How did you buy commercial real estate for 500k or less? I am skeptical but I hope this is true because it’s an epic story.

>in restaurant management for 10 years
>wore a suit and tie
>worked for a salary and hours that was less than minimum wage
>worked holidays
>his restaurant had shitty employees sho constantly didnt show up
>his company made him wear a badge

hahahahaha this nigga managed an Olive Garden hahahaha holy fuck thats hilarious. jesus christ id be bitter if I was you too

my work wardrobe consists of several thousand dollars worth of Polo, I literally dress like a fucking frat boy and thats what the girls call me up there, "frat boy".

ive seen the word "cope" thrown around this thread like fucking sprinkles but holy fuck, your post is some fucking COPE.

imagine being so beta that you actually express your jealousy via typing out an essay online. dude, I'm sorry you managed a fucking CHAIN that hires retards. but dont come into my thread expressing your disdain for the "cute guy" who fucks around with (not fucks) the servers. our KM was exactly like you. bitter and angry all the time with me because the girls liked me but couldnt stand him

>imagine being so beta that you actually express your jealousy via typing out an essay online.
>oblivious to the obvious projection
OP has won at life. There is little doubt

This thread still going? Christ theres alot of newfucks on biz these days