Why is no one seeing the largest financial crash in U.S. history?

>implying is a bad thing

thats precisely why its gonna double in the next 4 years. You cant beat boomers in their game until they die

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Screenshot this because this user knows. Won't crash until the boomers due off to a large enough degree. Their final fuck you.

Nothing makes sense anymore because the timeline split that happened in 2008. Now up is down and down is up. Welcome to clown world.

Wish I could afford shorting the Dow...

boomers unironically could not whitstand another 50% drawdown that would kill all portfolios and retirement accounts, cause in theory it could take 5-10 years to recover. so at -15% drop you have plenty of people selling the market

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anybody who hasn't been anticipating a large recession since 2008 is delusional

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>thinks the boomers are gonna die
even the obese boomer fucks in my family are still 15 years from their deathbed. Hell, my greatest-gen grandma is still kicking at 92. The boomers will drag the economy down after they retire, collapsing the entire system under the pressure of their SSI checks and pensions

But all the metrics are great

You forget how low the current federal interest rate is

When stocks go down, crypto goes up. At least in recent history.

I could see it finally happening come election season. The establishment will use the panic to shill a candidate who promises to fix it all, or just keep the Trump ruse up.

short as much DOW, S&P and NASDAQ index funds as you can immediately

ITT: Cryptofags cant into stoxx

No one looks at the DJI

S&P has avg of 19x PE, not bad given current interest rates and earnings growth

Great macro conditions (good earnings, low interest, trade deal soon) makes bullishness totally justified.

Crypto is worth nothing. Stocks have intrinsic (book) value

Cryptofags are retarded

>Your perversion! as clay is the potter esteemed? That the work saith of its maker, 'He hath not made me?' And the framed thing said of its framer, 'He did not understand?'

>Surely your turning of things upside down shall be esteemed as the potter's clay: for shall the work say of him that made it, He made me not? or shall the thing framed say of him that framed it, He had no understanding?

I hope the US financial market crashes. I hope people are scrambling in the streets for food and water. Seeing the whole system collapse would bring me joy beyond joy.

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This

Capital has nowhere to go but stocks because real estate is massively overvalued, central banks have destroyed the bond markets, and gold is a meme

Crypto would go up if this happened. Look at venezuela.

That would just be a bonus

The Fed had magic fairy dust and has the market's back.
I have bad news for you, user...

Man, sometimes I think maybe I'll feel bad for the idiots that get burned by the ongoing circus, but then I read posts like this and think "nah, let them burn..."

I just hope the felon vote flips Florida and Democrats get elected so all the blame gets pinned on socialist fags.

you realize profits are also based on low interest rates?
>me get 5% interest for auto loan
>banks digitally print money and lend to me
>buy car goes to car companies bottom line

Only if the economies in other countries with significant crypto holders aren't affected.

money can be traded for goods and services

Wtf why did u record me the one time i did mdma

Last january they went up and down together

Almost like the absolute fuck ton of over leveraged corporate debt?
Or perhaps the fact that when interest rates are raised a quarter percent the market has a heart attack?
Tell me, what's going to happen when these low-low interest rates don't stimulate growth anymore? It can hardly get any lower... This is going to make 08' look like a cake walk. The FED WILL BE POWERLESS to just dump rates this time.

Maybe some of the big boys in the stock market are the whales manipulating the crypto market. Really gets the noggin jogging

Everyone wants a crash, my friend has been calling it got 4 years and I've turned 25k into almost 80k while he's been afraid and stayed a poor pajeet

Everyone needs to stop being a buck, learn to price equities, and realize some companies actually run the system and choose those when they're down. I bought Apple around 147 in December for example, and more aphria around 6$ at that time, too.

Inflation also went down, it's not just stocks but people's livelihoods and Christmas spending went way down. Everything is shaky, which means we'll all be fine. Fed knows it, too.

>If someone replaced those labels with "Bitcoin"

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Yeah lol what a retard. I read that as "but look mommy, my graph only goes up!"

Bro just checkout my trading view account for my 22 point series on the upcoming recession.

The TVIX is getting really fucking low. My prediction is it will bottom out somewhere between $12 and $8 once it hits that it will roar to $145 as the market crashes. Screen cap this.

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go all in sqqq maxed out margin lets see who gets liquidated first

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Imagine being a nocoiner in current year.

What are some companyies that run the system now and are down?

>25 to 80k in 4 years
lmao cool story bro

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WHATS THE PROBLEM? SHORT IT! BECOME THE NEXT SOROS!

wow, chinked

(Comfy) yelled at me for convincing my mom in December to cash out her 800k stock portfolio and get ready.

of course they are