>work in HR
>Hiring managers bring me a zoomer new hire
>He accepts offer
>Criminal Background Check: Pass
>Education/Employment History: Pass
>References: Pass
>Drug Screen: Fail
>Forced to rescind offer
Every time.
Work in HR
Brody Fisher
David Gonzalez
you should've learned how to use fake piss by now
Cameron Clark
you should have learned how to read by now
Andrew Reed
I'm telling you. get fake piss and sneak it to the applicant.
Angel Reyes
It'll show up that tje applicant is pregnant despite being male. Also drugs is a hush hush epidemic in the west nowadays--collateral of rampant degeneracy. Wish I could long the fuck out of drugs. Plus my wagie job will start random drug testing starting June this year.
Noah Barnes
How long do traces of weed take to leave the body?
If you're applying for a job like 3 weeks after smoking a spliff, will that get detected?
Sebastian Taylor
depends on how regularly you smoke, how fat you are. but mostly how regularly you smoke. I passed a test 3 days after smoking some weed, on account that was the first time I'd smoked in months
Elijah Parker
oh nice, I very rarely ever smoke
Juan Cruz
He's doing the hiring you subhuman brainlet. Posting the same shit day afterr day after day after day on this miserable fucking hellhole of a board has legitimately rotted whatever brain cells you originally had.
Tyler White
Fucking lol.
Read the post again you nigger.
He is suggesting that OP gives the potential employees fake piss to use on their test.
It's a shit advice but at least it's not as retarded as you.
Aiden Nelson
kek
Anthony White
Drug screenings? Wtf?
Jaxon Howard
based
Henry Fisher
L-l-land of the f-free. H-h-home of the b-b-brave.
Adam Jenkins
Muh freedom to be enslaved
Easton Barnes
>9/11+17yrs+7mons+@bit
What kind of tard doesn’t know to lay off the wackybaccy ahead of an interview? There’s shit loads of it and literally decades of enjoying it to come; just chill you dopey cunts
Blake Ward
The ones who can lay off, do. Therefore they only catch the real always-high potheads.
Jace Miller
Even fucking car wash workers get drug tested now.
There's nothing stopping any employer from testing any staff for no reason. However it is in your rights to refuse and you can sue if they fire you for refusal (most sheeple are spineless drones and won't man up to their paycheck supplier)
Ethan Thompson
It depends on how the marijuana is taken. Spliffs only allow for about 40% of the THC to be absorbed while Bongs is around 80% THC. Dabs are even higher and considering if you eat marijuana then ... It stays in your fat cells for years. (Assuming you eat a lot )
Henry Perez
TOP KEK
Asher Martinez
You are beyond fucking stupid omg
Gavin Ortiz
What the fuck does an employer care what I do in my freetime? I could be shooting up black tar heroin on my days off as long as I do my jobs and generate value for the company. You are already stealing my excess value through the wage system what more do you piggies want?!?
Ryan Howard
Happens in my south american country too. No employer wants a dude lmao weed faggot who gets nothing done and whose neurons are probably damaged from smoking. I'm ok with it
Julian Phillips
Holy shit that broscience. Please also tell me how different protein powders works on different muscles kek