*slurps.. ahhh* hey Granpa, tell me about the golden bull run

>yes child. back then we always collected bull cum in oxywhey jars, i think i still have one left in the refrigerator

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you have a stomach disease if your own farts smell bad

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hey honey. you getting that big booty nice and fit for tyrone? I'm sure he likes that. say when you gonna squirt out some nigger grandkids for Daddy? I'm getting old ya know.

>protein brap
Quite pungent

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that's my cousin, you piece of shit.

Whey is protein derived from dairy products in a powder form

Sit on my lap and I'll tell you a *long* story about it

lucky you, did you ever get to fuck her? how many dicks has she taken? probably countless, thats so hot.

Sirs

WTF is the point of a female taking this, they hardly can or want to gain muscle mass. Fucking retarded

are you stupid?

Its just a way to signal
>hey look, i drink da proteins and im healthy and workout like yall, here my butt
Tho its more likely the company paid her to promote their protein slop.

Fuck off Penance, grandpa is watching his favourite anime.

Nice imagery Ranjesh, now tell us what you would do to her vagene. Don't stop I just started getting aroused.

mm thats my jizz bottle illegitimate daughter of my wives son...

No im too busy chastising your low test father. Your grandma had way bigger tits and hips.

your mother's farts smell delicious

>BUT I WANT THE PINK WHEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

sure, come here sit on my lap

>Prithee be careful, I don't want to see my work squandered.

>mfw never living in this parallel universe
why even life

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horse cum?

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Stop. Looking. At the fucking. Camera. You. Thot.