Everyday I just sit around watching porn and talking shit on Jow Forums. I never get anything done...

Everyday I just sit around watching porn and talking shit on Jow Forums. I never get anything done. I'm turning into a completely useless piece of shit. How do I monetize my laziness if I don't look anything like this girl?

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Same. I've increased my caffeine intake and that seems to do the trick. Although sometimes I just post on Jow Forums even more, so idk

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If you don't do anything except browse Jow Forums doesn't that mean you're already there?

the brown ID doesn't help

Yes but how do I turn my laziness into money?

nobody knows, and if you ever figure out how you better not tell anyone because everyone will do it.

apply for welfare

I don't qualify for anything. I will vote for Yang but that isn't until 2020.

you'll get """UBI""" just like trump voters got the """wall"""

we're all fucked OP just get a wagecuck job and save like a motherfucker, that's what I'm doing at least.

I'm not built for wagecucking.

nobody is
that's why even the most devoted workerbees get burned out after a few years of doing the same thing

source pls

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Based Ranjeesh

Provide some love for your community

>brown nipples

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its simple user, become a weed stock daytrader

That girl is like 22 you pedos

22.. Pedos..

shitskins can never hide, regardless of how pale they try to make themselves

Is life even worth living without UBI?

Didn't know I was on milfchan.

I just want a gf and I will make something of myself, I swear.

Holy shit she's like a hot version of AOC

If you make something of yourself first then you'll get a hot gf

I was thinking like this at 13

Gonna need you to do a double-take on your post, fren

FUCK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. EAT MAGGOT ASS FOR ALL ETERNITY IN HELL WITH MEAT LOAF TITTY TRANNY BITCHES VIOLATING YOUR INBRED ASSHOLE, WHILE YOU CRY LIKE A LITTLE PUSSY WEENIE BITCH. FUCK YOU

spend your time well user. some of us give all our time away to pay for a meager life. don't waste your chance

This

need sauce please frens

>burned out after a few years
i know people who've worked 25 years and more in their jobs, you must be around 20 and take job flexibility for granted.

Depends on the job.

I've worked at one place I could have done forever, I've worked in other jobs where I was done after a couple of months

Wagecucking is stupid as fuck and i'm not going to do it

Sell your organs.

Some people just want to be children forever.

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Build your own passive income, faggot.

You are literal fucking cancer. Please never post this pity-me drivel on Jow Forums again or better yet kill yourself. You are a worthless piece of shit for posting this.

Poonam Pandey youtube.com/watch?v=J8JjxMl9cvY

Seesh, poo poo in her name. But thanks fren

Stealth pajeet we see you.

this. kys OP