Is there a better feeling than watching the floor fall out as everyone's stop losses trigger simultaneously?
Jayden Myers
Only the finest for /smg/ I'd like a dry martini with two olives.
Lucas Myers
But I don’t have any stoplosses...
Josiah Sanders
I just sent Grichka a telegram of your short.
Caleb Long
WHY DID YOU DO THAT!
Matthew Rodriguez
I don’t want to sell BILI this Low! But maybe cheaper Monday?
Nolan Howard
ABANDON SHIP! ABANDON SHIP! IF WE CLOSE AT THE LOW ON FRIDAY WE GAP DOWN AND FUCKING GO TO CIRCUIT CITY ON MONDAY!!! I'M GOING TO SPEND MY GAINS ON 2 FRIDGES AT THE SAME TIME.
Grayson Hernandez
Absolutely raped by my wife KR I guess I'll stay in the relationship anyway ;_;
Xavier Myers
CUUUUUUUUUUCK
Jackson Perez
Guess I bought TVIX for fucking nothing, thanks Jews.
Jonathan James
because I just bought Fedex and UPS and need that shit gapped up by Monday morning
I'll go long when it goes sub $100 in the next year
Brandon Jones
You people really are delusional. Between the technical debt, collaring of "autopilot" by regulators and the production issues of muh gigafactories this stock is fucked. Nice to know who's on the other side of the trade I guess....
Ding ding dinng! How did everyone do today? I’m down .03%, almost perfectly flat despite being up this morning. This week we’re going to a Romano’s in Edison, NJ. I’m currently in line at the airport headed to New Hampster, so I doubt I’ll be able to host movie night tomorrow. There may or may not be dings on Monday as well.
You guys realize this is setting up to be "The Big One™" This is what every boomer is going to be looking at until Monday when they all liquidate their portfolios in unison and fomo into Omise Go.
Charles Hernandez
Clawing higher with based SQQQ, sort of regretting not adding more earlier today but overweight in it as it is
Liam Johnson
Robinhood millennials who bought TESLA will sell next week and never touch the market again. Boomers will sale next week because they see the triple top in the indexes and they're tired of losing money. China will release news over the weekend. Iran/US shenanigans.
you can make that money back if you just stay patient and focus on the long term, as long as your holdings are fundamentally sound
Aiden Perez
unnecessary cruelty to animals and to humans are different things to most people most edgelords on the internet (the kind of people who masturbate to guro and spend all their time in the bestgore comments section) don't mind cruelty to humans, but are affected by cruelty to animals
Jacob Long
Literally kill yourself fag Enjoy GALT going to zero
Zachary Parker
wrong, you should check their production capabilities all sec filings and financials to realize they are not making it, it was actually conference call with Elon himself that got me convinced he is either delusional or just lies about projections and shit, anyhow company can't succeed while this man is in charge so unless management changes completely TSLA is going down. It can be saved but I am confident Elon will do nothing to save TSLA. Latest gig with insurance is perfect example , if not for someone I know playing it long I wouldnt even care, but he did so I checked and dios mio, perfect short opportunity
Joshua Peterson
Satan trips confirm: Exit all GALT immediately.
Alexander Howard
dumping all 5k shares thanks user!
Anthony Morgan
>My SO told me she wants to call our brokerage and have them remove option trading from our account. She has not been very happy with my *intuition* this year. Have some more calls expiring worthless today.
>Anyways, just initiated another transfer of funds into my brokerage. Something something definition of insanity.
>If you’re buying options, be prepared to lose it all no matter your confidence level.
How many marriages will end because of Tesla?
Robert Evans
are you losing her money or your own money
Brayden Taylor
I got married because I bought Tesla calls. How could Tesla have possibly fucked up your marriage?
Benjamin Edwards
WIFE is a SELL.
>Should've liquidated that position a long time ago.
Julian Rogers
So what's your opinion... it's going to sub 100 or even zero just because Elon is a flamboyant weirdo CEO? Everyone laughed at him when he said he's gonna build reusable rockets now look at him
Levi Ward
Oh god. We’re getting an avocado rate hike. Grocery is fucked, produce is the only reason to go grocery shopping, everything else you can get on amazon.
Tesla's auto pilot is the future user. You can just put the fucking thing on auto pilot and then go plow your SO like a fridge in the back seat, by the time you nut the thing's parking at Chilies.
Evan Reyes
>Like a fridge You really like this meme
Ryder Cox
>le epic digits
upvoted
Wyatt Reyes
>muh avocado toast Just buy the guac dip in jars if you like it so much. I enjoy tuna salad without avocado thx (boiled eggs + tuna + mayo + mashed potatoes + chilli pepper)
Brayden Jackson
Should have clarified it was a TMC post.
Henry Myers
It's the best one to have popped up since January.
William Foster
>1. Musk just pinned the future value entirely on FSD >2. Musk said "Anyone who uses lidar is doomed" >3. Musk claims billions of miles mean Tesla learns faster and no one can catch up: "Game Set Match" >4. And yet, three years and billions of miles later, AP still can't recognize the broad side of a semi truck. >This isn't some extreme corner case. This is a huge trailer on a flat road in broad daylight. Tesla has thousands of videos of trucks crossing roads. They have data from an identical crash. This is the one non-corner case you'd expect them to test exhaustively until they get it right every #*&% time. Where is the learning they tout? Where is the attention to obvious problems?
One thing this guy missed though is that it's been known for awhile that AP isn't actually learning (despite what Musk says). The data from those miles driven by Tesla cars isn't actually being sent back to HQ and analyzed by a super AI.
