/smg/ - Stock Market General

coke fulled weekend edition

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener
finviz.com/

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
cdn.ymaws.com/afajof.site-ym.com/resource/resmgr/files/Historical_Texts/cox-rubinstein-ocr-1985.pdf

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/

Previously on /smg/:

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youtu.be/adIgz0RJKoc?t=106
twitter.com/AnonBabble

its the weekend, markets are closed
whats the point of this lmao get some sleep lol

Be my valentine, RKG!

First for RKG the best trader of all time

First for Mrs. Brisby carrying your blown up accounts out of the mud.

Also sell more calls anons.

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Normie friend asked me what he should do to invest without having to do anything because the banks aren't giving him squat for sitting on savings. He's scared of going in crypto so I was thinking bonds, any you guys would suggest? Worth using a mutual fund? I had my eyes on VWEHX if so, but maybe going a safer fund like LBUSTRUU:IND would be better?
thnx 4 spoonfeed bros

Passive investing for normies
>60% stocks and 40% bonds
Active investing for normies
>70% stocks, 25-27% bonds, 3-5% stock hedge
Degenerate Jow Forums and wsb tier investing
>penny stocks and FDs
Patrician investing, only the strongest of the strong
>Write options
Patrician investing 2, Die a Boomer edition
>VTSAX
>STACK
>STACK
>STACK IT UP

three fund portfolio

If the economy is so strong, why don't we raise interest rates?

I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a Minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in user. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.

Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking goodluck kids.

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I like BBUS .02% ETF or the FZROX 0% Fidelity mutual fund for new investors.

WAAIIIIIT
let me cash out first

>tfw make shitpost and have to wait until next general to be taken serious again

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Jaime did nothing wrong (3 eyed raven wanted him to push Bran off)

what the FUCK am i supposed to do with my weekend

Lift, shoot gunz, fuck a qt, bee urself.

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> wake up 'fuck yeah its monday'
> check the calendar
> only saturday
i hate weekendssssss

One problem with "high-yield" bond funds like that is that they more closely follow trends in stocks, assuming you're trying to hedge against a downturn in stocks. See pic related. In general, if you're assuming that bond funds are a risk-free version of stocks with a lower yield, that is a mistake.

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At the very least t-bills so the interest income is kept safe from state taxation. Opening a TreasuryDirect account is super easy as a US citizen and overlooked by many. I park some extra funds in a UBS ETN, CEFL. Anons also recommend SDYL.

ok but what if option D directly interferes with C and maybe A and kinda B too i guess

Going on TradingView and tuning your indicators and seeing what works.

Literally me every weekend.

I want a crash so I can buy bank stocks at the bottom

Doom

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weekends are fake and gay, i iwish i lived in da great city that never sleeps

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>lift takes effort
>shooting costs money and is scary
>having sex requires effort, skill, and leaving one's residence and engaging human interaction
>being oneself results in sitting at home doing nothing but computer stuff

>claims to be very well versed in finance and intelligent
>just now comes to the relization that Jow Forums is full of financially illiterate retards

Pick one and only one

> responding to basta
baste

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>love the excitement of market hours
>making WAYY too many moves, buying meme stocks from /smg/
I used to be so cautious and cash heavy... stocks went down, I’d get excited for cheapies. Stocks went up, I’d feel good for my wise investing making money.

I’ve become trash. I’m those degenerates as seen on Kaiji.

I’ve got all my money in the market right now, almost. About 1/4 VTSMX/VTSAX, but also put a good chunk in VIIX in case Xi fucks us.

hey you cant take it with you pal, enjoy the ride

> you will never experience Chicago

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youtube.com/watch?v=CE352RwIAXY

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I don't understand stock options when you can just buy the stock if you think it's going to go up

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it's all about the premium gain.. Most people never even exercise options.

Over time I think it's better to sell options than to buy..

youtu.be/adIgz0RJKoc?t=106

What the fuck is wrong with the tap water in New England? It’s SOUR, I don’t think I’m gonna make it boys
There’s a ton of stuff, difference in premium, volatility, etc. Look up the black-scholes equation

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Options let you control a lot of shares for a small amount of money for a limited time.

That’s what you say when you’re like 80 and you’ve hopefully made it, not when you need funds to afford a rent/home ownership, vehicle upgrades, buy time to establish value in your career (think paying for fluff and fold,
Maid service, car service, etc.), keep up with the bare minimum of social demands (gotta have a smartphone and clothes) and finally afford courtship.

Doomers can’t think that way unless they have their shot on lockdown.

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you...
have been infecedted bt demons O_O

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Driving through there was hell. Couldn't imagine living there. What a fucking shithole

Maybe honestly. I read this on the plane ride, it was lowkey very good despite the cringey intro. Left hand path homosexual nigredo-alchemical sex magick. Is not the eye of Horus superior to the mouth of Isis?

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>RKG won’t even give you the courtesy of telling you “no.”

WELL FINE I HOPE YOU GET WELL SOON THEN

its weird to me that you can buy like a 10$ option for like .03 when the stock is selling at 12$ am I lookin at it wrong or is there something stopping them from exercising the option?

Im gonna guess you were looking at the put column.

One day, not long from now, you will look back and say "I was in LCI. I was there when the record short squeeze happened. When the shorts were massacred."

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>recto
>semen
>endure

Endure semen in your rectum?

That’s a big part of it lol. The gestalt is that the text presents itself as a manuscript that was being studied by the SS at wewelsberg (complete fabrication kek) that drove the nazis insane until they sodomized each other to death. It actually gets pretty interesting though, the author clearly has a relatively good understanding of thelemic/occultist cosmology. Ra-Hoor-Khuit and Nuit are mentioned explicitly alongside the Kabbalistic cosmic incest of Babalon and the Beast, and I guarantee whoever wrote it cribbed stuff from the O9A since it mentions the Acausal Universe. A big part of it is wholesale plagiarized from renaissance alchemical texts from Agrippa, but it’s done cleverly with the allegorical rituals perverted so they would lead to desecration of body and soul instead of purification. Also has some homoerotic scat play + rape stories with a Grail Knight who’s a sort of Fallstaff character, Evola would be furious kekkies

Also SPY gaps down on Monday, I’m not offtopic posting

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Jeez sunny, that sounds like mostly nonsense with enough sensible words to sound interesting. Agrippa, I recognize that one. And gestalt, I’ve always been jealous of the gestalt psychodramas Shinji got during the final episodes of Evangelion.

Gestalt therapy might be more useful than the talk therapy I waste money on. I don’t have the imagination or memory to get the most out of it though.

You really think spy gaps down? You think my viix might be worth something?

What's the Jow Forums opinion on the current fuel cell hype? Have you invested?

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zero percent hype, no fuel cell stocks

be a better version of yourself, then that becomes the new yourself

I'm pretty familiar with the technology and engineering trade offs and I'm gonna tell you now that widespread adoption of fuel cell cars is neeeeeever gonna happen, if gasoline gets replaced it'll be by battery electric cars

they're pretty neat at providing power for spacecraft, though! but that's a very small market

Tell them to buy a bunch of 5 year treasury bonds

24 years from now we'll be mining the asteroid belt and colonizing Mars, and there will be civilian freighters hauling supplies and goods from each destination using the Japanese-built space elevator; Brazilian moon base, Chinese space shipyard, American colony soil on Mars and military positions in the Belt; imagine the amount of spaceships that will exist to maintain these vast supply chains, all made possible by fuel cells.

Fuel cell? I didnt know anyone was still pushing that meme.
Fuel cells add to many additional energy exchanges, a fossil fuel car is much more efficient. Fuel cells will never happen cause its a shit idea that’s wildly inefficient

Ramscoop hydrogen then fuse it. Get the glowniggers at Lockheed's to stop sitting on their reactor

Buy puts on every Chinese company right now. Investors are getting out of any Chinese company that isn’t selling tangible merchandise. Tech, software, music, video games all of it but weekly puts and make serious bank
China really fucked themselves in this trade shit

>TFW sold the last 20% of my portfolio in the market & put it in Tennesee Valley Authority Bonds.

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the real YANG gang

Gommie faggot, if you are awake:

Can you rerun your inversion bond chart with later start dates?

I wonder if extremely high bond rates of years past distorts the data.

do bonds ever lose you money or are the options limited to;
>bank account tier yield if the economy does well
>capital growth if the economy goes to shit

You can lose money if interest rates rise, because no one would want to spend full price for inferior bonds.

But the odds of interest rates rising are slim.

VTGN

Hmm, after hours it still climbing. Plz hit least $2.30 next week. Sell you and make over double my money. Profit shall be mine. Once I make my Profit you can shit all you like.

Stocks on my screener (Volume based):

Tilray
Halliburton
Teva Pharma
Kraft
Tom Tailor (Xetra - Germany)

Any opinions?

good job user. you're gonna make it. those were non callable bonds, right?

addendum to that, you only loose money if interest rates rise AND you're selling the bond. You can always hold to maturity if you hold the physical bond.

>You can always hold to maturity if you hold the physical bond.
what if it's a fixed interest etf, a mixture of corporate and treasury bonds?

if its an ETF you will be exposed to price fluctuations, that's just how etfs work.

I had to buy them in a fund (TVC) since this is my IRA account.

>Holding packaged corporate bonds

Yikes user. I think packaging in shit-bonds with treasuries is analogous to the packaging of shit mortgage debt in 2008.

ah ok, that makes sense. You should be fine, unlike T bonds there's no risk of China dumping or anything

then what about this?

i just want to move my 50k out of shares because i'll likely be buying a house in a few years so i'm investing like a 90 year old

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I'm not an expert but seems legit.

You should be able to see an even greater breakdown somewhere to find out if those sovereign funds are for Venezuela or some shit.

Yes! Exciting

it's 100% aus
i'm just wondering if it's even worth holding over cash

> Refresh the thread
> There's no way last post is from hour ago
> Delete cookies change IP start up VM install new browser
> Check the thread
> Last post is from hour ago

spring time, people are sipping beer in the sun / fishing / riding motorbike / riding water jets you should too ;O

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> friends
> outside
good yokes m8

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It’s the future of forklifts

>100% equity is patrician
based

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Nobody goes outside anymore. To many crazy people with guns , Drug dealers, or Pedos roaming around these days. Hell a lot of states now let you carry guns without having to get a concealed carry permit. So you can walk around strapped like they did in the old West days and no one can say shit.

"no"

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It's gunna be beautiful

People spend time off Jow Forums user
You do have a wife/gf/twinkto spend time with right?

>coke /fulled/ weekend
oh god why it take so long for me notice this
mods pls delete thread and delete me

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No, only the barbell.

Here's my chart of the week. Also, silver's been trading very strongly correlated to the dollar the past couple of weeks. This may not hold, but I'd certainly be watching it. Look at the hourly from the past 2 weeks in my next post.

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Options are ultra leveraged to the point of massive returns whereas the underlying takes a much longer time to return. Options let plebs control $1,000,000 worth of stock for only a couple hundred/thousand at most.

I swear MarketWatch is literally paid to write nothing but doom and gloom articles. Every time the market dips a bit they spout RECESSION DRUMPFFF CHINA but when the market is good it’s HEY CHECK OUT THIS GUY WHO SPENDS 5K ON HIS PUPPY like seriously nothing ever positive comes from there who the fuck runs that shitshow?

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What's the movie tonight?
>Not like I'll be watching it anyways

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Doom porn sells.

Sauce since no one else is going to ask

shit, just now realized that i'm old enough to have fathered an 18 yr old kid. Where did the time go? My net worth is only 41k, fuck this shit. I should have least 60k by now. fuck i hate being poor.

guys...is baidu a buy?

At least your career is going well and you’ve found an adequate wife.
...right?

Why is a stock like BKS so worthless? Is it because everyone thinks we're edging up against no one buys books, or is it anti brick and mortar sentiment?

I'll try to do it tonight, 9:00 mountain Time
Prepare for disappointment, but I should get my fair Lady to work

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

So, what you’re saying is, let silver come down EVEN MORE as the xinese devalue their currency and raise the international value of the dollar, and THEN buy silver?

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