<$500 portfolio thread

how do we cope frens?

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>mfw i spent your portfolio on 2 days sushi
>mfw my portfolio swings -+5k in seconds

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>how do we cope?
by sucking my j00ci cock
> >$50000 portfolio

i can't take it anymore

give me your eth wallet user, ill send you 500$. feeling good today.

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cheers fren

Sent ( ;

you are not op

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i can only dream

yes but im on mobile now ;_;

just joking bro

plz help anons started with 50 dollars im at 200 dollars from matic but im going insane watching these gains with a pleb folio

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who here less than $50 like me
;( what do i do

i'll send you 0.001btc. unlike the other guy who give false dreams. post your btc address. it's not much but it's better than 0

what an unbelieveable turn of events

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thank you and god bless

Mine some shit, cpu coins are good with shitty computers.
u$s400 in 6 months 24/7 mining blur with my '13 i5

>put 20 bucks on the internet in 2017
>Robinhood and yobit
>Lost half my shit on robinhood but turned yobit into 20 dollars
>sent it to bittrex
>Lost it all at first
>built back up with shitcoins
>robinhood hovers up to 5 dollars
>sell
>finally got on bittrex during the bitcoin boom
>2 bux i had turns into 40 dollars
>purchase a tax free videogame controller with pure sales tax payed bitcoin per old law

now
>2019
>old robinhood account can now be used for bitcoin
>turned that 5 into 10 then back to 5
>bittrex went from 2 leftover dolalrs up to 6
>yobit account got lost (2fa auth)
>binance opens up

future
>mommy gave me 100 dollars
>put 50 on coinbase 20 on robinhood
>sent 5 each from coinbase to bittrex and binance
>fucked up on cannabis coin on bittrex (lost all cash)
>bought 10 LINK on binance
>30 dollar money pillow in the bank for taxes and in case I fuck up

I was able to buy a bottle of gin with my assumed gains. Keep

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it's sent. I chose the lowest fee so will probably take an hour. good luck dude

Please, don't laugh.

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u'll make it fren, one day at a time and be careful

I started with 0.025 previous year, now 0.6
not gonna be easy but still possible

what's the story behind Advanced Intellectual choosing belly? I'm not into memes that much past time, maybe missed this one

just get a job

but it feels like it's too late
i've got until the next halving to get as much saved as possible but i feel like it'll never be enough

i have 17 dollars but i know i will make it

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This is now a hobo help thread.
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>btc

is this a subtle pajeet thread?

Listen carefully. You either learn how to use bitmex correctly, stop losses, take profits, basic support / resistance (but this is very stressful in the beginning), or you all in in very promising coins, and repeat. People have made literally hundreds of thousands recently with less starting capital than you.

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I think im late to party but is fren legit and papa based ?

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ETH in the unlikely event anything is sent dont want to scam the gods

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Haha i remember you, the chink roleplayer.

I dont know but I'm pretty sure I'm developing a new fetish.

I'm so glad my 17 yo self made money so the 19yo me now has 21k LINKs.

Go all in on shitcoins it's your only recourse. I had $500 left in my binance account and now I'm at $4k with Matic. Worst case you get dumped on and lose an insignificant amount of money

January first 2017 if you bought $500 of XRP you would have had 100k ROI at the height of the bubble.

idk user. I drink and smoke away the pain seeing all these dips. I play link related on loop because it hits the sweet spot of me being a gachifaggot and portrays mfw my folio breaks from 5 to 6 digits. I'm also a 28yo boomer newfag so imagine my soul when with every passing day i keep finding missed opportunities of the past decade. We're in this ride together chief

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forgot link
youtube.com/watch?v=gq3JxkARYRk

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Where can I find info on new coins? I want to do it own research but I don't even know where to stumble on new coins until I have already missed the boat like LINK