What problem isn't solvable with money?

What problems aren't solvable with money?
Answer: [spoiler]There aren't any.[/spoiler]

>Hungry? Buy food
>Thirsty? Buy water
>Bored? Pay for travel/learn a skill
>Lonely? Hire a prostitute
>Uneducated? Pay your way into school
>Unattractive? Buy plastic surgery/hire trainer/buy nice clothes
>Sad? Buy drugs/hire psychologist

Apparently money can't buy happiness but...

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respect
I know from first hand experience
love
you don't even need first hand experience to know that
sovereignty

money cant buy mental health.

Can't buy friends.

spiritual
psychological

> "Hire" a prostitute
> "Prostitute for hire!"
The absolute state

Those are all surface level solutions. Prostitutes just provide mechanical sex. They won't give you love.

>projecting the need for love
I'll take my sex + possibility to train simple interaction and bargaining with a female.

Terminal cancer.

>don't have a skill?
>hire a person with that skill to give it to you through coaching
All problem solved

what is the evolutionary reason for love...
there isn't one so by definition it doesn't exist. fuck off with your cope.

F

Mortality
Check mate

lmao you never had good sex

can unironically be solved with sunlight. the early stages at least.

80% of the population is vit D deficient.

vit D deficiency leads to 60% increase in chance of getting cancer plus many other diseases.

g e t y o u r v i t D

This. Only friends you're going to be making are the ones who want to leech from you. True friends are made when you're broke or don't have anything to offer, mostly while you're growing up. If you reach adulthood and don't have any friends at 20+, you're 99% fucked.

Found the edgy ancap teenager.

>If you reach adulthood and don't have any friends at 20+, you're 99% fucked.

You need a network, not necessarily friends.

this might genuinely be one of the stupidest arguments I've seen made here

Social coaching is a thing. they call it ":charisma" or "pua" - it all comes down to being able to make friends.

And you'll never experience being loved

ancaps believe in God, user. Only smelly commies believe in lolvolution.

But it can improve it a great deal.

>You are now aware that most mental health problems are the result of dependency
>when you have money, you aren't dependent on anyone

Source? Interesting, I never see the sun

Maybe not fully heal it but I bet it can help prevent issues arising in the first place.

Hmm... I feel there's gotta be a way to buy a friend but can't say how. Maybe social coaching like mentioned. Could even help with love


respect, morality, you got me

hmm actually after thinking about it if you did some sort of social coaching you could probably pay to learn good social skills to interact well with others... money doesn't give you respect directly but could indirectly give you the skills to earn it

Money is meaningless, you only need enough to survive. Afraid of death, are you user? You think that money can buy you immortality. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you will die user. You cannot buy yourself out of that