Why can't i just buy psychadelics off the dark web and sell them at inflated prices to kids in my university?

I think you just answered your own question smart guy

Can someone post the "hey jammie pull up tablet" post on Ops pic related

Stack sats, you make more in the long run fren

>No, because
*moves closer to fire*
>Grug see spirits when he eat mushroom.
>Spirits tell Grug how land and sky work
>Jomee, pull up that tablet.
>Yes, even now, Grug know more than before l
>mushroom give knowledge secrets
*looks over at cave painting*
>Look
>Mammoth must be as heavy as 500 grugs, can kill you easy.

haha like the meme but pls turn down the racism, mate.

except u can

Based desu, thanks

because you degenerate can't even spell the word right

I JUST GAVE MY INFO TO A RANDOM MARKET CLAIMING TO SELL ACID
NEW STUFF.
HOW FUCKED AM I?

Kek

>my lack of a face when I ordered mass amount amounts of acid, from a clearnet site, onto a military base
>my lack of a face when they x-rayed a package and didn't give a shit

Fun times

Fucking checked man.
These guys better not fuck me, i just want to have a trip man. Why do they always try to fuck me so.

You can get an oz of shrooms for $100 on DM, it’s absolutely practical, but you’d make more consistent profit selling weed and there’s less consequences if you get caught

Just don’t order from anywhere in California

>Selling weed
Weed is too bulky. You'll get CD'd and raped

What about ordering to California?

Because you're spelling it wrong

Dream is back up? The replacement wasn't a kike larp?

You literally can, retard

>pls turn down the racism
this is a racist board you nigga lovin' indian fucking asian subhuman

Its legal in california, why would order to it?

well the only reason you don't want to order from california is because bulk packages from california are automatically sus, but going in i'm sure you'd be fine considering legality

on a VPN rn so good luck OSI, but assuming otherwise; how fucked am i if i have my fiance mail me like 7 tabs of acid onto base for an upcoming weekend

Not shrooms. Colorado decriminalized it but they're still illegal in Cali

Haven't done shit in a long time but I will cum bricks if MXE is available. That is the masterpiece of a drug nipped by control laws in its infancy.

even if it is, what kind of a retard doesn't realise it's a honeypot? hope you've been using pgp folks

How busy is your base? If it's in the middle of nowhere, I'd just get a UPS box for a month. Mine was a pretty busy port.

How is your base's mailroom thing?

Lmao who doesn't encrypt their messages

We all have USPS boxes. Place is pretty small but super busy because I'm in a tech school

damn grug i didnt know you walked around those parts
that's pretty cool man

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Decriminalized in Oakland, fun times.
Once ate so much I thought I’d died while bingeing x files

actually buying drugs online without getting scammed or exposing your address is too much of a hassle to be worth it.
you don't actually think that dark web drug dealers delete your data after shipping the drugs, right?

Dude, you have to see Heavy Metal and Flash Gordon (1980) while on it. Experience of a fucking lifetime.

why the fuck cant you just wait until youre out of tech school to order acid off the internet dumbass? that being said youll probably be fine.

You're supposed to reveal your address. That's the safest way to go about it

so the fbi can v& me after seizing the dealer's laptop? no thanks

You don't know shit about this topic. Fuck off retard

>In December 2013, a New Zealand man was sentenced to two years and four months in jail after being convicted of importing 15 grams ofmethamphetaminethat he had bought on Silk Road.
if you give anyone your address, you're fucked

Read the darknetbible. You're supposed to give your own address.

that's kind of outdated.
my idea is using an automated parcel dropoff station and buying the access card to it from some random dude.
use his name for all deliveries, and you should be set.
the biggest risk is the seller of the access card identifying you, but that can be kind of mitigated by growing a beard, dying your hair and wearing glasses.
of course it's not risk-free, but it's less dangerous than giving the merchant your actual name.

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>buying the access card from some random dude
lol what? How are you supposed to do that? And how is that guy not going to squeal on you when the feds come sniffing around? This is dumb advice

>t. never ordered drugs online

imagine being this much of a retard

fuck off newfag

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I don't know, man, why can't you? Posting online about it is probably what the FBI would call "exhibit 1" though.

Nothing is stopping you lots of people do that

I have boughten drugs and steroids.

Fucking kek I love grugposting