FUCK YOU.
I NEEDED TO BUY SOMETHING IN BTC. FUCKING ASAP. 18 MOTHERFUCKING DAY WAIT.
WHY THE FUCK HAS BTC CHANGED SO MUCH. BACK IN 2015 IT WASN'T LIKE THIS.
>ENTER SSN
>PHOTOSCAN ID
FUCK IS THIS SHIT? WHERE DO I BUY BITCOIN AND USE IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW? I'M FUCKED. AHHHHHHHH
kek
try Binance
bitcoin atms and coinstar
buy sign
localbitcoins user
nowhere in the US. unless you know someone that's selling for cash. or maybe a bitcoin atm.
when the FUCK did all these regulations happen.
I cant even use certain fucking websites because they're not available in my fucking state.
I guess i'll stop by a btc atm. I'm gonna have to google and figure out how to use that shit unless you wanna spoon feed me.
Till, 18 motherfucking day wait. That's the craziest thing ever- and for something like bitcoin? What if i bought this shit before the 2017 crash and lost all of it? What the fuck are these clowns trying to pull?
I want a fucking refund, i pah a fucking fee yet these kikes still take EIGHTEEN MOTHERFUCKING DAYS TO PROCESS.
closing in america
Hold BTC and control your private keys, user. Be comfy and flexible.
localbitcoins
lol bruh, where the fuck were you when btc hit $3500?
hahahahahah
you cant pay in cash now kek
try local.bitcoin.com
>18 MOTHERFUCKING DAY WAIT.
bruh, you had since December 2018
what are you taking about
just buy high and sell low
it's easy
>what are you taking about
>just buy high and sell low
>it's easy
the true Jow Forumsraeli way
Dude, i never gave a shit about bitcoin. I only used it for certain purchases but never as anything to invest with.
Now i need some stuff to buy and what the fuck do you know, everything is so regulated. When the hell did all this happen?
I know a guy, i'll just ask him. Fucker aint answering his messages
What the fuck happened in december
>the dip
I'm not investing into btc. Just buying with it. I'm just wondering when it all got so regulated
>I'm not investing into btc. Just buying with it.
ahhh makes sense
>I'm just wondering when it all got so regulated
three words: pedophile paper peddlers
>pic related
>What the fuck happened in december
you could scoop up discount btc in december 2018
It's a completely different world to what i left it at.
All markets are basically fucking down, dream has what appears to be a temporary outage, and i was so enraged with all this I gave my name and address to a website that supposedly sells pscyedelics. Haven't paid them yet.
How fucked am I?
>I gave my name and address to a website that supposedly sells pscyedelics
a fellow cosmonaut, cheers friend
>How fucked am I?
I get my stuff from people I know and trust IRL
cash only
I don't know friend, all I know is that the gestapo police are tracking btc much more effectively now and are able to trace it back to you
clown world is in full swing, my apologies that I couldn't stop them, but I've been doing my best
>be toothpaste
>buy perfectly legal at bitonic.nl
>only have to wait for 2 btc confirmations before it's directly transfered to my binance wallet (around 10 mins usually)
Feelsgoodman
It's just the way it is. The fiat >>> crypto gateway is long and expensive. That's a cost you pay when you go from crypto >>> fiat
VPN and a new wallet. Fuck the government. I always report my zip code as being in a no-sales tax state.
it's probably pretty easy. you just swipe your debit card and select how much btc you want then the machine spits out a receipt with the private key on it. just make sure you use a reputable atm at a reputable location. don't just google Bitcoin atms and go to the nearest shaddy ghetto gas station.
New ID, switched to 4G.
I was planning on buying in bulk to get more and for cheaper. I don't abuse the stuff mind you. I just want to be left in peace.
I'm just so suprised that I missed out when all these security measures took in place. Real shame too. Hopefully it all plays out well, because I put in some money I reaally wouldn't like to lose.
Nothing is sacred anymore, hebes really are trying to take everything I got.
Again, when did all this happen?
>imagine not always having usd on exchanges ready to go
after the 2017 bullrun, caught their attention and they shifted into highgear to suppress the bullrun (Mt. Gox dumpenings) and started to sick their IRS dogs and handing out subpoenas like birthday cards to whales and exchanges (tether and bitfinex currently on trial)
>Nothing is sacred anymore, hebes really are trying to take everything I got.
they try to litigate around God and then are surprised to find out that it's impossible
>When
2018. All the Jews said
>Bitcoin isn't real money, we can't have people buying it
>Classify it as property so all transactions have to be taxed at max income
Now everyone is afraid of being sanctioned by the USG and arrested if they let people buy things with BTC.
use a credit card, you stupid faggot and stop making useless threads.
Oh, also, if you let people trade crypto for crypto you are basically laying down in front of the IRS and begging for an assraping because they can say
>Well BTC was worth X at time of exchange
>You recorded Y at this transaction
>Your numbers don't match up time for a visit to jail
I USED A CREDIT CARD FATHEAD
i think they do FIFO so you don't owe until you cash out.
>how come the government put regulations to impede my acquisition of illegal drug/weapon/child pornography
a riddle which eludes us all
don't worry after all that money is used to pump/buy ltc, btc will retrace
You dumbfuck. You want immediate access you walk into their office and give them fucking cash . They have to wait for electronic transfers to take place.
Who the fuck is gonna give you 1+ btc to walk away/transfer out with while they 'wait' to see if your purchase actually even goes through.
If it was that easy why not open a bunch of bank accounts with 5 bucks and then buy up btc, transfer it off and then they get insufficient fund payment denials from your bank.
Dumbass.
Transfers used to be done in a business day, retard
Cash app
>living in a city that doesn't have a bitcoin exchange office
How do you even get away from taxes?
In Istanbul, Turkey, we have couple bitcoin/altcoin exchange offices and they take %3 commissions which is reasonable I believe. You can sell or buy almost unlimited amount BTC with cash without showing your ID. I know some people from abroad visit istanbul just because of this.
pic related. a bitcoin exchange office in Istanbul.
there are also bitcoin ATM's around the city but they take too much commissions.
No, youre right that its FIFO but every trade is a taxable event. They dont allow "like kind exchanges" where you can trade a car for another car for example and then defer your gain or loss until you sell it for cash. With crypto, every trade is a taxable event.
But its easy as feck now to just api key your exchange to bitcoin.tax. thats what I use. Only had to adjust it a little bit ($0 Bitcoin cash cost basis for instance)
>t. CPA thats not a swinglinker for dem favorable long term capital gains rates
Try circle instead of coinbase. Havent used since 2016 but they should be good, thought I heard they added coins and whatnot
pretty sure debit is instant, man
totally false, just visited binance.com and binance.org and didnt get any popup messages
Cashapp u idiot
nvm, i guess game is ending for US customers in september. jesus christ
You remind me of me before the 5k to 8k pump. Chill out. You probably won't get THAT fucked.
Not if the prophecy is true.