Ive been fucking this $2k/hr escort for a few months now

ive been fucking this $2k/hr escort for a few months now.
all she knows is that im a crypto investor and stock options gambler.
well, she asked me last night what crypto that she should invest in to make great gains.
so i told her, "It takes a high IQ to invest in Tron, if you put $100k into it, you'll be a billionaire by 2030."
the sad part is, she actually believed me. lmfao

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Well, she knows nothing about crypto ofcoyrse believes u. Have pity on tbe whore and tell her to buy VIDT.

Good on you for not leaking LINK to some thot.

the way I tell people about LINK is like this:

they ask me about investments and i say "i can introduce you to a crypto investment vehicle that will return 1000:1 at minimum of your investment within an 8 year period but before I do that I need you to sign a contract stating that you will pay me 10% of your earnings off of it. so if you want to make the easiest high IQ money you've ever made, sign this digital PDF document on my phone as its a binding contract. otherwise, im never telling you what the crypto is.

ive gotten 3 people to sign the agreement so far and if they do fail to pay me 10% off of their gains within 8 years im going to fucking straight up pay my best friend (who is also my lawyer) to sue them like they have never been sued before. by the time my high powered deep water jew of a lawyer is done with these fags they will have PTSD attacks whenever they hear the word "contract"

>turn every conversation you have into a chance to make money

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake..

You should have charged her another fuck for the information

>pay a lawyer to sue him
>not setting up a smart contract to automatically deposit gains in your account

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you're literally a jew.

autistic, but based

found the 23 year old virgin.