Guys please you have to help me. Please tell me what does it feel Like? Im a 33 year old virgin with social crippling anxiety who has never experienced sex with a real woman and I really need to know. I'm going insane I've contemplated suicide because I'm still a Virgin and I really don't know what to do to fix my self. I bought ripple in 2016 at $0.008 usd and sold in the December highs of 2017 so money is no longer an issue for me. I can't get over the fact though that women make me insanely scared. Any time I get within 10 feet of a woman I begin to have a hard time breathing and nervousness. My hands shake and I begin to sweat underneath all my layers of clothing I wear 3 layers usually so people don't smell my bad odour from the excessive sweating.
I really can't stand it guys every fucking time I go out into public I need to interact with women and it makes me a nervous wreck. Its gotten so bad I can't even go to restraunts anymore because when a female waitress approaches in the tight dresses I can't function. I begin sweating, sometimes in extreme cases I get chest pains and need to go outside for some fresh air to recover.
I'm really at the end of my road here guys. I have more than enough money to never worry about anything but I can't get over this power women have over me. The way they look as soon as I get eye contact or even worse all of these symptoms start happening. What's even worse is sometimes I studder and then they smirk at me which makes my other symptoms even worse. Please guys I'm fucking begging you i need your help. I'm from Toronto Canada so if any leafs here wouldn't mind meeting up and helping me im willing to pay you $95,000 Canadian to help me figure out how to talk to women and not get nervous around them. I'm so fucking desperate words can't even begin to describe my current situation. I need to know what sex feels like but first I need to know how to get over my social crippling anxieties. You guys helped me before. Please help
sorry man.. I like real money. are you really that disgusting? getting laid is pretty easy
Dylan Murphy
FAKE AND GAY
Owen Cooper
Just go and see a therapist dude, they'll unravel why you're so frightened of women and fix ya. if this is real that is
Cooper Perez
ever heard of prostitutes dumbass
Blake Jones
This
Oliver Brown
I weigh 175 lbs and have a size 34 waist. I wear glasses though so I think that's a big thing going against me. I'm not disgusting I just can't get over the power women have over me. I'm a fucking nervous wreck. I seriously am just to the point of killing myself. Most days I barely want to get out of bed.
Josiah White
How can I make money off of reading this blog post on Jow Forums?
Lucas Reed
If you help me get over my fear I'll tell you what the next x100 coin is for free. Please just tell me what the fuck to do.
Cooper Bell
Have you tried psychadelics? Have you read any philosophy, or esoteric stuff - like Hermiticism etc?
Jacob Turner
No I don't want to mess with anything spiritual
Aiden Turner
>No I don't want to mess with anything spiritual You deserve your empty existence, then
Isaiah Reed
My understanding is that you lack introspection. You don't even know yourself, so how could you possibly connect with another human? There is a lot of pseudointellectual shit in ((spiritualism)), and the organized religions are some of the worst offenders. Half-truths made into digestible traditions/faith/hopium for the average Joe. Fuck that shit. Think for yourself. I don't want you to praise Jesus or Mohammed, I just want you to understand yourself. You don't need external validation, or someone telling you what is right or wrong. You need to seek and find truth, understand what you are, and eventually that others are the same. What is (you)? As long as you are afraid of yourself, you will be afraid of others. I realize this isn't a step by step dummies guide like you asked for, but I know it's true. And just hopefully you will take at least a bit of it to heart.
Are you anxious even on alcohol? No anxiety route: - alcohol - gbh (gbl is easy to buy), a better version of alcohol, it works the same but without hangover, no smell, easier to overdose. - ketamine - memantine (mildest and safest of them all) Cons: Anything expect memantine can't be used too often. May make you not care too much. Alcohol smells and it's obvious you're slightly drunk. Confidence route: - meth/amphetamine - cocaine - modafinil (mildest and safest) Cons: It's hard to get hard. If you take too much it's visible you're on something.
I would start with 200mg of modafinil in the morning if I were you. Easy to buy and safe. If you want a prostitute you can get viagra to get hard on top of it.
Dominic Scott
Fuck off recommending a bunch of drugs to someone with severe mental issues
Daniel Anderson
If you're willing to drop $95k on this, literally pay a very religious (Mormon, Amish, Mennonite, etc) man $95k to marry his daughter.
Lincoln Russell
Lol, don’t take the bait. Op’s post is copy pasta
Christian Murphy
YOu are probably larping, but IDK.. glasses can get you laid some places. This shit is all in your head. You just need confidence. The ugliest niggas get hot chicks just by acting cool, even if they don't believe it. fake it till u make or whatever.. and remember to fuck some donkeys first.. like the speech in 40-year-old virgin... which you are soon to be if you don't get out there and whip the pussy.
Gabriel Nguyen
That is very rude of you to assume. In fact, this poor man is struggling with a dire situation and you are here to prevent him from getting the help he needs. Down right diabolical
Chase Fisher
Buy cabergoline
Kevin Wood
how long did it take caber to work for you? I tried it for a month, didnt do anything for me...
Adrian James
>severe mental issues that's exactly why he needs drugs
Logan Ward
Just view women as a more retarded version of men, because they are. Realise that the only reason women were not killed out yet is that we literally need them to reproduce. You have been going here for years and still don't know this?
Mason Thomas
Jerking off is better in a lot of cases.
Gavin Rodriguez
Holy fuck OP. I don't live in Toronto but if you buy me a flight there I'll help you. My credentials are >in a fraternity at University of Alabama >9/10 gf >had sex with ~30 girls >made out with probably 500 >Have gotten nearly 1000 numbers in college Not e-statting, as long as you don't look like a 3/10 I can probably show you how to get girls.
Daniel Martin
I live in Toronto and have gotten plenty of girls. I wouldn't mind meeting up with you to chat. I don't want to leave my number here for obvious reasons but if you can find a way for us to PM, I would be down.
Oliver Walker
>95,000 memebucks Find an actual therapist dude. You could literally hire Jordan Memeson several times over to help you out. >sex It's kind of hard to describe. is the closest approximation to it. Masturbation unironically feels better. >literal crippling autism Why do you do this OP?
Sex is overrated if it's not a person you love. OP, you need to self-improve (gain physique OR some skills - you don't have to be fit at all, but it helps), and people will like you even with your autism.
Cameron Johnson
If you get regular sex it loses its mystery and appeal
The first few times are literally ascension to heaven though
Especially doggystyle and blowjobs
Adam Morris
Ask your mom.
Ian Reed
>you can still be the cucked autistic sociopath you were before but as long as you lift and get good at something, people will like you pinnacle of (((modern society)))
Jace Lopez
People like strong people who can help them in some way whether that be entertainment or help them survive
Ryan Cook
>willing to spend 95k for a life coach >can literally just buy a 95k car and workout/roid to get unlimited pussy or just buy hookers >totally not a larp btw
Hey man I live in Etobicoke I know the perfect girl for you, I know she won't mind being in a 3 month relationship with you for that sum of money. If you are interested you can contact me on my discord and we can talk details.
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Ryan Lopez
just go to a prostitute
Colton Myers
drive to a different town. somewhere where you can be 100% anonymous. go to a random bar (nothing too sketchy), and start talking to random people. no matter how awkward you feel/sound or how much anxiety you get from it. just tell yourself "im going to talk to as many people as i can tonight". repeat this on the car ride. do this for a month, again, it's going to feel horrible but it's like a muscle. you need to exercise.
if this helps you ill take some btc
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Owen Turner
>the least emotional and primitive forms are ascension into heaven i'm afraid what you really peered into are the depths of hell, user. consider asking jesus for forgiveness.
Jonathan Collins
so you liking a person comes from survival purposes primarily and personality second? are you a nigger?
Nathan Long
Sex is overrated, pretty much ego validation. It's feels slightly better than masturbation or maybe even the same. Just fuck prostitutes for a while and then learn social intelligence and shit, there are books and YouTube channels for that.
Dylan Smith
Go on MeetUp.com every night, attend random group events, 2-5 per bight. No pressure, move onto the next event if you get nervous. After 20+ events in the week, you’ll be on your way to being confident enough to start Chadding it up with females. Good luck!
Daniel Rogers
It’s like you can’t get your dick up because you watched too much porn and did too many drugs so you just make up some excuse but finger gercreal good anyway and then you can’t go to sleep because your horny but your ED is too bad so you just steal nudes off her phone when she goes to sleep and then jack off to those because your kind had been conditioned to jacking off to pics and not having sex with real women even though you’re an intelligent punctual attractive man with terrible punctuation. >only 25 years old >feels bad man
Christian Powell
sex is like wanking. Women are like men, some more than others. everyone has problems.
If your dad is still around ask how he did it. What my dad did was basically call my mom on the phone and talk for hours with her. He also bought her flowers a lot. Maybe just do basic shit like that and you just might get coochie.
David Price
Sex is like this for sure, but you gotta find someone to make love with, bonding with someone you love in such a intimate physical way is beyond this realm. Sex isn't just about cumming, it's a fucking experience and that's what you should be aiming for.
Gabriel Martinez
It's overrated just get a hooker so you can experience it and stop giving a fuck about it
Parker King
Didn't read your whole post first time around, there's such things as dating coaches that'll probably fleece you of $20k but you'll be able to fuck whoever you want.
Nathan Green
Use your money to go to a good psychotherapist
Colton Howard
I could unironically help you user. I cured myself of an anxiety disorder with self help.
Jesus christ is everyone on here a newfag this is literally pasta
Joseph Turner
Alcohol cured my social anxiety. Then I forced myself to do the same with a little less to drink, then a little less, until like 2 years later I can carry a conversation while sober. Try getting absolutely wasted in a foreign country alone or something that you have no intention to return to. It feels stupid for like the first hour, like eating in a fancy restaurant alone, but then you just ignore that and start acting like an asshole until you get bored of being reckless with it and start to control it. That usually works.
Jaxson Long
Convert to Islam and ask your local imam to hook you up with some virgin waifu. Its literally that easy. The fact that you have money will have families rushing to give you their daughters.
Henry Carter
>t. sheltered newfag
Hunter Morales
Thailand, normally i wouldn't recommend these "activities," but in this case
