Help guys, I need help getting roasties to buy link

Help guys, I need help getting roasties to buy link.

How can I profit from this?

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tell her she gets the dick when she has a suicide stack of LINK. No exceptions.

I figured if I show her some memes it would help

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>he talks about crypto to normals
>he shills to roasties
Cringed out of my chair

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Lmao based OP. What Chad profile pics to use? Im /nothalfbad/ but we need uberchad pics that are beleivable but will still have strong influence on them
>Whatever u say Chaddd :heartemoji:

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based and linkpilled

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Not sure if the memes helped, but the wench will regret not listening to this handsome retard in a few years

Absolutely fucking based. Doing gods work OP

This is why kek’d hard

Fucking kekked thanks for sharing LOL

>intentionally inducing future noLINKer syndrome in roasties
based

We’ll see if this one bites.

I called her “Milky” instead of “Milly” to keep her on her toes. Should work out pretty good

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>“Milky”
Based

enough

>to keep her on her toes
sure

this is unironically the most based thing I ever saw
also the last meme from killed me

LOL if I didn't know what Chainlink was and got these memes from a stranger, I would think they're legitimately crazy.

hit her with the collective positive thought pasta

why are they starting to write you?

updates w/ Milky!

lmao sending this to @tinder_coach

Please post. I don’t actually have it.

You are doing God's work OP.

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WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

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Thanks for laugh user.

Milky is from a while ago. I’ve been off the app for a few weeks. I just swiped right on a huge swath of thots. So by the evening hopefully a few will match and say hi. Will either bump or create new thread with the results.

good thread op, good thread

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Oh fuck, she unmatched me. Darn

i can't wait....i legit kek'd the whole way through the earlier shots. I legit look forward to seeing more roasties being taught the good word.

>I called her “Milky” instead of “Milly” to keep her on her toes

god i fucking miss messing with these hoes on tinder and bumble

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>Have you heard the good news?
>What's that?
>OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR SERGEY THE NAZARENE HAS COME TO SET US FUNDAMENTALLY FINANCIALLY FREE!

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Send an etherscan link to a dev wallet and tell her it's yours

Look guys how she doesn’t even gives the slightest fuck trying to get rich. Life must be nice being neurotypical and socially well adjusted

Buy brapper fagloids

non linker reporting in. this thread is gold

How do you live with yourself knowing you could have hundreds of thousands of dollars by now if you would have just listened in 2017?

cringey cock sucking faggot kys holy shit

fucking hell, I made one of these

Had to go a little more enthusiastic on this one to try and revive a dead convo. But I think she may be receptive to the light. Let’s see how this plays out.

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shutup queer this shit is gold

I had 90k linkies at one point... that i sold for 3x....
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men build resources, women spend resources.

Cropped some of that out by accident

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lmfao at this whole thread. keep posting

Hey man I really like your linkie memes, if you have a sec could you post a few here?

The virgin pick up artist vs the chad LINK meme master

Keep spreading the good word brother

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Alright, we’re keeping things movin along here.

Also, I’ll have you all know, this one is actually cute and I’m a very lonely man.

Also, Praise be to Sergey, May his enemies be smitten

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This one is obviously intimidated by fervor and conviction with which I speak. I’ll try using emojis and see if that will be easier for us to communicate.

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DONT blow this one OP. SHE WANTS THE STINKY LINKY

>"Is this what you sell or something?"
Oh no no no Danielle, there's been a misunderstanding, no no I'm NOT selling, not one of these babies. Ever.

>she wants to be informed

nigga...

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I find this all quite pathetic.

Topkek

>on a more grounded note

stealing that

Kek, wish I had thought of that.

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She wants the D

Alright, milky’s In. I’m gonna ease her into this one’s

Damn OP at this rate none of these lovely ladies are going to buy our heavy ass $4 bags

Based

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cringe pls stop this

Keep doing God's work user.

I wish I could get matches. I wish I had a gf.

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I’m pretty sure they’re all already buying.

Just BE yourself.

femanon here. if you were decent looking and sent me some retard link memes, i’d go out with you. what city are you in?

Amazing

why have a gf when u can have linkies

niggers tongue my anus

North Texas, What about you?

Fucking KEK

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London

< that was at you

OP you are a legit god, thanks for the laughs

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I’m in NYC. Are you going to the Evian Christ trance party on Saturday by any chance?

Lady, you’re talking to the wrong guy.

I’m OP.

And my brother and best friend live in London. I’m there all the time

OP or someone please post the last meme. I want to make a print of it for my living room

>lady

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I'm not but I'm a musician so have friends who perform at corsica and general area, jazz cafe etc often. you going?

tell her that is why she will stay poor

Getting matches isnt the hard part its continually keeping up the texting nonsense. There must be an attractiveness threshold where you can go from getting matches to getting dates/fucking without a whole lot of back and forth online convo, and I'm below it.

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Thank you for correcting me, kind sir. Either way, I’m in NYC and not in London.

Kek

No, but I know some bizraelis who are. I was wondering if you run in that social circle.

didn't even know that many UK peeps on biz desu

you must not be white.

Based.

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>Thanks. I hope I find a wife

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