I met a hot chick last night

I impressed her by saying I have BTC and now she is texting me asking how many I have. What should I say?

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RUN user GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!!!

Inspect element a web wallet and flash 20 bitcoins

Tell her you own the real bitcoin. Bitcoin SV. Then she will really understand.

Well how much you got? Also she’s probing because she’s going to get her black boyfriend to rob you for it.

Do this, then pump and dump her

RUN RETARD
SHE WANTS YOUR INTERNET DOUBLOONS

She's gonna get some dudes to kidnap you and start cutting pieces off until you give up your private keys

Then they'll kill you

Run

user she is plotting your capture and robbery of your crypto as we speak. She has your cellphone number user. Unless you're using a burner she can find out where you live. It's ogre.

The truth? She's gold digger. this is what you wanted, show her what you got.

Fuck off incel faggot

Why do you shitheads ever do that?
>Try to woo women with your money
>be surprised she doesn't see you as a human being, but a money bag, at worst she just brings in her friends to drill your kneekaps for that private key

bee yourself

this

yes sirs, she want fuck very much sirs. Big American cock in fuck, buy now sirs.

tell her if you had more you wouldn't be talking to her in the first place

Good idea, best to understate my holdings initially

No way because this is the first time a hot chick has been texting me

What is this?

find a wallet address with 20+ btc
send the LINK to her.
and be like "yeah that me"
then make blockfolio.

get some of those chocolate gold-wrapped coins and keep them about 30' feet away.
in some weird thing, and be like "babe, that me bullion, babe. sweet right?"
"all this can be yours"

when she is wet af. poomp eet.
when she goes to your forbidden fruits..
your gold chocolate coins..
and she eat from tree of knowledge..

doomp eet.

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>chocolate gold-wrapped coins as bullion
fucking kek

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don't tell her shit.

Tell her .21

NEVER.GONNA. MAKE. IT.

few bags of these.
make sure she knows the rules.
"dont go near or touch me gold!"

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