My uncle emptied one of his retirement accounts to buy at 13k and won’t stop calling me today. Idk what to say guys :/
My uncle emptied one of his retirement accounts to buy at 13k and won’t stop calling me today. Idk what to say guys :/
Liam Long
Jose Flores
Does he know where you live?
Ethan Gonzalez
tell him the truth...we are shaking out weak hands like your faggot alex...we want those fucking coins before bakkt launches.
Tell him anything dipshit...just scare him into selling at these levels...tell him to sell on binance for lowest fees.
Josiah Collins
Hes calling to ask how did you escape from his sex dungeon
Blake Johnson
say he should go all in LIT
Owen Phillips
tell him stoploss is at 8k. This is part of crypto investing. its not fucking 4% gains per year roth IRA.
Easton Martin
>bought at 13k
tell your kiddy-diddling uncle thanks for buying my bags
Dominic Gonzalez
ask him what kind of backbone and hands has his life helped him build? Tell him to turn off the devices and wait till August
Nicholas Parker
offer him a blowjob, if he refuses let him creampie you
Xavier Carter
So you have tempted your uncle to put a significant amount of money in crypto without telling him about the volatility and hodling? You are a very bad nephew.
Hudson Gray
Take his fucking hands, they are week anyways
Jayden Hughes
All of you ITT are going to be selling very very soon.
>they still dont know whats happening
James Young
this is why you never talk about it
Evan James
ANSWER OP
William Thomas
> just hodl brah
Caleb Moore
UPDATE: I never told him to invest. I simply made a joke asking what color lambo I should get in 2020 after showing him the bear market has been canceled. He’s always put me down about this whole thing anyway and would literally laugh at me after 2017. I guess he realizes this would make him a peak boomer, so he’s been asking where to buy and what not. I just got off the phone and told him to wait for a bounce to exit the market until he understands it better. I protipped him as much as I could but removed all liability from me. Looks like he’ll hold..
Ayden Ward
what a fucking pussy. kek. hope that lifetime of wagesavings wasn't more than he could afford to lose.
Hunter Gutierrez
Nice larp, post auntie tits or gtfo
Lucas Parker
just let him fuck you again, that'll make him feel better :)
Jaxon Murphy
Tell him to hold and stop being a fucking pussy
Nathan Bailey
Should’ve bought LINK you literal retard.
Jordan Cox
Y’alls moms
Not buying your bags. It’s a huge trap right now. Faggot
Tyler Lopez
invest in alt coins, ez
Landon Allen
He bought at a double top and you're retarded for telling him the bear market is over. Cya sub 2k by eoy
Andrew Edwards
go back to redit