I met a femanon LINK marine

Background:
> really quite good looking white guy
> 32yo, bong
> single because gf couldn't handle bear markets
> QNT whale
> millionaire
> property as well

Story:
> out at a bar on Saturday night
> get talking to a girl from NZ who's travelling around
> she isn't disgusted by me
> I'm drunk as fuck but having a good time
> she follows me all night and to a club with music we like
> dancing etc
> start to ""joke"" about our future together, let's go to Ibiza etc
> going well
> pretty sure I'll bang her
> sitting outside to smoke
> friend comes over to cockblock/talk (30/m cryptard) and mentions crypto
> girl says she has crypto
> oh, what have you got?
> you might not have heard of it
> try me
> "it's called chain link"
> my fucking face when
> autism mode engaged
> beep beep bloop
> I start aggressively pressuring her to reveal her stack
> 1000 thoughts in my head, none can get out
> drunkenly trying to explain quant but can't express it
> can see her becoming uncomfortable
> autism continues
> I demand to know if she's on /biz
> she says something about the gains this year
> I say y-y-y-yea I know but fucking q-q-quant and omgomgomg
> she says she bought link at 20c (marines confirm this is possible?)
> autism continues
> she is becoming visibly uncomfortable
> I realise, suggest we go inside to dance
> she says she's going home
> can't recover it, she's freaked out and goes home
> delete her number to make sure I don't sperge on her any more

I wonder if she's reading this. Sup, want to come to Ibiza still?

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Fag OP

Good job loosing your shit

This didn't happen and you are attempting to shill QNT.
FUCK OF KIKE I'M NOT SELLING A SINGLE ONE

Fake: user talked to grill
Gay: hung out with friend instead of grill.

fake and gay.

this is probably going to become a good pasta if it is not that yet

Check my ID, 1k EOY.
We are the kikes now.

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>(marines confirm this is possible?)
Fag

Kek based ID
How many QNT for whale status?

there are virtually no female linkmarines except tiger mommy and blythe mommy

close but no cigar

Fake because girls only hold crypto with shiny marketing.

She must be on biz. If you're reading this, pls respond

She is fucking chad user. Forget her.

> delete her number to make sure I don't sperge on her any more

At least you had the good sense to do that. You're gonna make it fren.

Kek, quant incels have no chance on Link stacies. Just forget about it user. I have autism aswell I know the feel, time will make it heal.

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can comfirm, fucking her as we speak. she likes my 25k link stack foggot OP.

She gave me all four holes and I'm only a 240 Linklet, I think she's just easy brah.

All sperging aside, this is a good policy that I always follow. If she's not interested, delete contact details. It will save you from embarrassment next time you're drunk.

What a little baby stack to match your baby dick. Wait til she sees my 100k stack.

wtf did i just read

>100k stack.

mfw when I have more QNT than you have LINK.

OP here btw, on my PC now. Femanon pls respond, I promise I won't sperge out again! We can go to Ibiza.

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Mentioning QNT to a Female user.

No wonder you didn't dip the biscuit

I didn't know you're 32. You act like a teenager.

back to plebbit

Welcome to the internet.

most millennials and forward with internet access doesn't grow up. both genders, it's especially sad for women tho since they have a biological clock.

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lmao I remember you
I'll hang out and talk crypto with you only if you send me 2k link
0x449B3Ab8fc1534458c30Fe6DE61677764136C834

On Reddit maybe, fuck off.

That was me. The truth is I only talked to you out of pity because you looked so sad and lonely at the bar. You’re not really my type and there’s zero chance I would ever have sex with you.

>there’s zero chance I would ever have sex with you.
All women believe this, until you watch a romantic comedy with them.

shes larping op, it was actually me. weird i didnt think youd post on here but this is going to be a funny pasta now :)