Background: > really quite good looking white guy > 32yo, bong > single because gf couldn't handle bear markets > QNT whale > millionaire > property as well
Story: > out at a bar on Saturday night > get talking to a girl from NZ who's travelling around > she isn't disgusted by me > I'm drunk as fuck but having a good time > she follows me all night and to a club with music we like > dancing etc > start to ""joke"" about our future together, let's go to Ibiza etc > going well > pretty sure I'll bang her > sitting outside to smoke > friend comes over to cockblock/talk (30/m cryptard) and mentions crypto > girl says she has crypto > oh, what have you got? > you might not have heard of it > try me > "it's called chain link" > my fucking face when > autism mode engaged > beep beep bloop > I start aggressively pressuring her to reveal her stack > 1000 thoughts in my head, none can get out > drunkenly trying to explain quant but can't express it > can see her becoming uncomfortable > autism continues > I demand to know if she's on /biz > she says something about the gains this year > I say y-y-y-yea I know but fucking q-q-quant and omgomgomg > she says she bought link at 20c (marines confirm this is possible?) > autism continues > she is becoming visibly uncomfortable > I realise, suggest we go inside to dance > she says she's going home > can't recover it, she's freaked out and goes home > delete her number to make sure I don't sperge on her any more
I wonder if she's reading this. Sup, want to come to Ibiza still?
can comfirm, fucking her as we speak. she likes my 25k link stack foggot OP.
Joshua Thompson
She gave me all four holes and I'm only a 240 Linklet, I think she's just easy brah.
Ethan Moore
All sperging aside, this is a good policy that I always follow. If she's not interested, delete contact details. It will save you from embarrassment next time you're drunk.
Benjamin Rodriguez
What a little baby stack to match your baby dick. Wait til she sees my 100k stack.
Kevin Bennett
wtf did i just read
Juan Hughes
>100k stack.
mfw when I have more QNT than you have LINK.
OP here btw, on my PC now. Femanon pls respond, I promise I won't sperge out again! We can go to Ibiza.
lmao I remember you I'll hang out and talk crypto with you only if you send me 2k link 0x449B3Ab8fc1534458c30Fe6DE61677764136C834
Landon Evans
On Reddit maybe, fuck off.
Jaxson Diaz
That was me. The truth is I only talked to you out of pity because you looked so sad and lonely at the bar. You’re not really my type and there’s zero chance I would ever have sex with you.
Cameron Lewis
>there’s zero chance I would ever have sex with you. All women believe this, until you watch a romantic comedy with them.
Andrew Gray
shes larping op, it was actually me. weird i didnt think youd post on here but this is going to be a funny pasta now :)