Cool Wine Aunt General - /cwag/

Trips don’t lie

I had a cool wine aunt as a kid. She killed herself when I was about 12.

What was she like?

>women are truly lost
so are men. incase you haven't noticed

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top kek.
>fur babies

I mean, I see no problem with this because girls who idolize coolnwine aunts are literally selecting against their own genes, so cool wine auntism is probably an evolutionary meme that doesn’t have much of a shelf life. Plus, all the spots in Europe for cool aunts to sip wine will be converted to mosques soon and alcohol will be outlawed

>We all know one of our family who has “cwag”

It should be;
>We all know a member of our family who has a “CWA”
Or,
>We all have a “cwag”

>aunt lives with parents until too late for kids
>keeps six cats at grandparents house
>follows boyfriend to foreign country
>pays thousands to quarantine/immunise/ship cats to new country
>things don’t work out
>comes back to live with parents but leaves the cats in the other country

My cool wine aunt in law also has a cool shots husband and they don’t have kids so my wife and I are probably going to inherit their wealth. I like them.

Sounds like a dream life to me

>women imagining childless futures
"Ooh, ah", that's how it always starts. But then later there's crying, and screaming.

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I have a cwa who converted to Judaism, she lives in a nigger country probably with a nigger boyfriend because she’s obese and a total bitch. Last time I saw her she came back to Australia to sue her own mother...looks like Jewing can be taught, not just hereditary.

>I saw her at the Christmas party

>literally y did you come to this party Shloma?

Tru
Male test levels are like half what they were 50 yrs ago
Plastic dabbed on us niggas

Some truth to this
It’s a matter of how much equilibrium finding one can bear
Life itself is but a new meme on dead matter

What is a wine aunt?

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>muh wine, muh yoga, muh traveling, muh independence, muh authentic lifestyle, muh no kids, muh dog, muh depression, much suicide note, muh death

my cwa has a career in biology which is cool, but she's a vegan so that kinda cancels the cool nigga points
she has the cuck uncleTM husband too, he never shuts up about deadpool and le marvel pop figures.
i went on a trip to yellowstone with her and my grandmother and she wouldn't shut the fuck up about healthcare for some reason, jfc you're surrounded by the beauty of nature and you just have to ramble about healthcare for 4 hours a day

Thanks for the heads up.

suicidal wine drinking cat lady?

An alcoholic spinster.

>doesn't want to catch feelings

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Okay?

good work mate

Suicidal

>Muh eternal damnation in the lake of fire for being a professional fornicating thot with 8 abortions under muh belt

She was one of those humans who breathed, and talked, and ate food. But now she’s just dirt.

“One” can be used as an indefinite pronoun. That’s not a grammatical error, that’s a stylistic matter.

“cwag” is a pun on “swag”; I can use it as a direct object since it is in quotations as a noun.

Pic related is the breakdown.

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>DON'T REPRODUCE
Enjoy your cats

>cool wine aunt
You mean the pathetic nasty drunken cunt that you are forced to support every christmas.

The cats all died and she had to invent a cover story...thats classic...haha

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The ones that are constantly projecting happiness and dead inside?

Blame Instagram

It's like the Communist's favorite "temporarily embarrassed millionaire" meme except it's real

>I'm going to pursue a high profile career as a $13/hr secretary, and then when I'm 40 and childless I'll jet set the world and have millions... I'll be the cool wine aunt

Fucking idiot

Keep normalizing white people not having children. This is how you finally destroy the world. Jews want this because they inbreed and they will keep their +100 IQ, enslaving their -98IQ counterparts.

Prove it. Insults are cheap.