Would you attend a gay "wedding"...

The sacrament of holy matrimony was instituted by God Himself.

By supporting a homosexual "wedding" in any capacity you'd be participating in a desecration of a sacrament, and thus committing sacrilege and sinning directly against God.

Wear an obscenely large neon green strap-on dildo over your suit, if anyone complains start re'ing and shouting at them not to limit you in your expression of your gender and accuse them of being queerphobic. Wear a rainbow tie too.

If you don't want to risk being in pictures like this then wear one of those rubber horse masks and proudly proclaim to be otherkin.

> lez wedding will be full of lib sluts
> chat some up about how all love is sacred and should have no boundries and shit
>obtain 3 way

Remember to wrap your meat when you have roast beef

If possible, go there and don't acknowledge them at all. Just eat and drink until full and then leave unannounced as you entered. If not possible don't go.

I turned everyone in my family right wing, even the weed smoking commies. Those that I couldn’t convert I cut ties with.

>will be angry and because my grandparents help me financially at times
There's your answer. Do what's in your financial self-interest OP.

Be opposed to it every day except that day. Sometimes it's just better to be kind than to be right. Sometimes. Avoid questions like "isn't this gay marriage thing just the best? I mean, 5 years ago, this would be unheard of lol!" and just deflect with stuff like "I'm glad she's happy."
If someone gets confrontive, take the high ground. "I'm here for [cousin's name], not for politics or fingerquotes THUPPORTING GAY MARRIAGE fingerquotes or anything like that. Why are you making this political?"

Two options:

A: go to the wedding, don't act like an asshole, enjoy the free food and alcohol, and catch up with family you haven't seen in a while. Be there for your family and don't cause a scene. As the boomer phrase goes: love the sinner, hate the sin

Or B: Don't go, and look like an asshole to your family. You will be cut off financially, but worse than that, you'll be practically excommunicated from your family for this. They won't look past this because being a homo(((phobe))) in 2018 is literally unforgivable. You stand by your convictions, but everyone will hate you; worse than just losing some financial crutch.

While I agree with your positions, it's the unfortunate state of the world that we have lost the battle of gay marriage, in our current political climate. There is no non-violent way to revert back to pre-90s opinions on gay marriage so this is truly a position that you shouldn't bother killing yourself over. This is not the hill to die on.

And additionally, attending a wedding isn't sever enough to consistute "abandoning your convictions". You're just going to support your family, sinners as they are.

I would just go and enjoy the food and leave before the bridesmaids try to drag everyone to the bar for the after party. Get a card and no gift. Make your rounds and say hi to all the family you haven't seen in a while. Avoid any politics obviously, and hide your powerlevel. Then leave after the dinner.

Their misery will come, with or without you. So don't die on this hill because their sins will be answered on their own.

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I went to a wedding between a F2M trans person and a woman last weekend. The ceremony was terrible. The "Christian" pastor said his Hail Marrys to the church of diversity with something like "we are presenting this ceremony in the Christian tradition, but whether you worship Buddha or a Native American god, we all share a vision of God in common" or some super ignorant shit like that, basically trying to look accepting of diversity while demonstrating obvious lack of knowledge about Buddhism in particular. Also have no idea why those two in particular were chosen, since I fucking doubt there were followers of Buddhism or traditional Amerindian religions present, but whatever. Tradition is dead.
The reception was fine. I like these people and I like a good party, but I can't help but lament what we've lost as a people.

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Forgot to mention the GLUTEN FREE CRACKERS and GRAPE JUICE for communion, I had to exercise a lot of restraint to not burst out laughing.

Although I personally don't care about gay weddings, keeping one's integrity is more important than the possibility of your not being financially helped at times. I request that you remember any love you have for your cousin but, honestly speaking, don't go. If it will haunt you for the rest of your life, the decision here should be very easy. However, do not forget to love your family and others. Disgust can remain disgust and that's okay, but do not let it become outright hatred and cause you even further suffering.

The love that you withhold is the pain that you carry.

That's what I was planning to do if anything.

Naw they're lesbians fuck them. Women don't know what love is.

I went to my nieces gay wedding.

My opinion... go and STFU for the day. If you don't go, you're suddenly going to be responsible for every bit of drama that happens for the next 30 years. It's easier just to go, smile, eat a little food, and then go on with your life.

akarlin.com/2013/02/why-homosexuality-shouldnt-be-promoted/
akarlin.com/2012/04/evolutionary-roots-of-homophobia/

I don't hate my cousin in any way. She considers herself Christian, but obviously a very liberal one. My aunt however, has no understanding of the concept of people holding sacred beliefs. For instance, she wants my brother (who is in in the Seminary) to say a blessing and I know he is as opposed to this whole thing as I am, and he does not want to go, but even the possibility of something he does causing a stir is enough for him to tuck his tail between his legs.

Go there eat their food then pretent to be unwell and play a sicky bullshit card then go home and tell us all how shit it was.

I know this sounds like a jewey thing to do but you dont want to have money problems.

Money problems will prevent you from making white babys or at least improving their lifes

You just need to bite your tounge user, just hang on in there god/nature will sort these fags out anyway.

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OP just reminded me that now people old enough to be considered grandparents are mainly degenerate Boomers and some Silent Generation. Feels bad man. Based Greatest Generation were the grandparents to have. Miss them a lot.

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>Would you attend a gay "wedding"?
no.. wtf. just as i wouldn't go to a gay club. why would you want to be around fags?? if your cousin is a dyke\fag just say that you don't want to be around fags and the question is closed. plus also tell her that fags shouldn't get married since it's fucked up.

Be your own man

It seems to me that some people are perhaps just weaker than you at this time. Maybe spiritually, maybe emotionally, maybe both. I don't see any option that benefits you other than simply to accept that. I've personally found that looking down on others only causes frustration and stress for me, and I believe that might be the same for you, especially at the wedding itself.

break your arm

Grow the fuck up you fucking faggot she's family.
At least she's not marrying a nigger who will sucker punch your faggot ass at their wedding.

I don't look down on him, I brought it up because I know that even though we haven't explicitly discussed it, we both are feeling pressured to go and our similarities in personalities are making us conflicted about going.

Greatest Generation might not be as great as you think, since they raised their boomer kids to be absolute cunts.
Don't forget that Greatest Generation also made the world safer for communism.

I don't think they're that great.

Yes. Go in there, get drunk and fuck homo out from your cousin.

Free Food
Free Drinks
Good Boy Points

And all you have to do is shut your mouth for a day and don't act like an autist, then you can go back to shitposting like you do everyday

Why the fuck wouldn't you do it?

Drink laxative and prove to them that you are sick.

My "Best Man" is a dear and longtime friend. Ya'll need to get with the times.

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>if there is anyone present who objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace
Father, I object
>on what grounds do you object?
These men are homosexual perverts and cannot be granted a union in the sight of God

Yes I would fucking do it and take the barrage of abuse with a massive grin. Then again the likelihood of me being invited to a gay wedding is absolutely 0%.

Go and drink heavily then try to start a three some with every donut bumper

Also, use "moist" in every other sentence for Kek.

>I don't look down on him

I wasn't just referring to your brother, but I'm probably projecting some shit onto you nonetheless. Sorry. I hope the wedding goes smoothly whatever you decide to do. God bless you.

I'm Catholic.

This. Literally the only reason to go to weddings.

Well there is also lots of easy pussy at most

>hide powerlevel and attend
>take a portion of the money you get from your grandparents and use it to undermine "them."
>wait
>anonymously snitch on aunt
>wait longer for lesbian relationship to end in domestic violence and divorce

When in Weimar?

I dunno, user, you look a little sick to me. Didn't I hear you coughing and sneezing earlier this morning? You look like you may be coming down with flu today, what do you think?

Unironically get up and preach the Word of God!

Romans chapter one details God's punishment on nations (and the individuals thereof) that deny Him as Creator. What is that you may ask?

Homosexuality.

Do it for God and country!

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>this thread again
so she suspended the wedding how many times now?
spbp

Dress up like a helicopter pilot.

Your grandfather and your aunt are cucks. Shit genetics. If my cousin turned gay my granddad would disown her immediately and disown any family that didn't.

Your grandparents support you financially? That makes you a faggot. Go to the fag wedding, faggot.

Or you could stop being a faggot and be a man. Its up to you, faggot.

OP here, the fact that this is happening during (((((((((pride month)))))))))) makes me even more repulsed at the idea of attending.

My grandfather is a generally good man and was actually chad-tier when he was younger. My aunt is an absolute cunt that is unfortunately my godmother despite the fact that she is nosediving on a path to damnation.

There is darkness in your family if your cousin became a lesbain.
Did she get molested as a child?

Your brother! He is the Aaron to your Moses!

Tell Him to preach God's Word to the non-believers! May the fear of God come upon them.

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I would but only because I'll take any excuse to have a piss-up

Strap a giant dildo to your forehead, where rainbow assless chaps and put on some fake titties. You'll fit right in.

Don't go. That's my idea. You are an adult, with your beliefs and ideas, which you are supposed to pick from experience, reflexion, dialogue... So if u don't support the whole shenanigan, don't go. If you don't like a theatre play, you walk out. If you are hanging around with friends and they mistreat you, you ask them to fuck off, and leave. If you dislike Starbucks you don't set football ok their locals Ever. Then why would anybody make you attend (approve) an actividad you disapprove of?

Be strong, user. It's hard to be independent these days.

Don't go. Just cut ties with your fag family members, if you don't see it as a right thing what they're doing.

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Find some hungry refugees from a peaceful Muslim country to bring along with you.

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Go there, sit somewhere way in the back, go to the bathroom and make up a excuse that you ate something that made you sick.

dependents will always compromise on their beliefs. the only honest men are the rich ones and those that are willing to die.

go to the wedding. not because you're compromising your beliefs, but because you are still a boy and unable to realistically achieve the moral standards to which you aspire

DON'T FUCKING GO THEN. You wanna give them power and let them push you around?!

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Fien car problems

And now in his old age, your grandad is a beta faggot. Your family is weak. Strong families create strong offspring. You need to become the patriarch of your family and cut diseased branches off the tree. Sit through the wedding if you need it for financial support. Get your shit together so you don't have to rely on them. Put your granddad in a home, if he talks to you about it tell him he can live with your cousin. You need to create a strong family and the only way to do that is getting rid of the "family" that are weak

Just go and dont be a dick. People are real sensitive about weddings and never forget that stuff.
-Ex Evangelical Prick

This. Free food? Cake? Booze? Im there.

I went to one years ago with my wife for one of her co-workers. My wife generally has a tough time fitting in at work, so this was a good opportunity to earn points. So long as there is no big gay agenda in your face, and is otherwise much like any other wedding, which this one was, you run a needless risk of ostracizing yourself from family. Discuss your feelings with them privately. Either they accept your position or don't, but don't lose sleep over it.
Homosexuality has been around longer than Christianity, and it's not going away anytime soon. Your stance on the matter isn't going to change the world.

This took me a minute... Fuckin' hell!

Nice Atlas pic. Ahhh...battletech.

I'd go to a wedding between two cute lipstick lesbians desu

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Show up with index cards with facts about homosexuality from here: archive.is/LRe05 and whenever anyone tries to talk to you about anything, read off a fact and walk away. Eventually, clink your glass with your fork, say you propose a toast, and go on a drunken rant about how all faggots will hang on the day of the rope before the white ethnostate.

Is it for Religious or instinctive reasons? If Religious then don't go. If I instinctive then suck it up, go, and use whatever financial incentive you receive from your folks to raise your family better.

Enjoy watching your cousins faggot friends kissing

>god
Ah yes, tell me more about Christianity and how it's a Jewish religion, how you worship a Jewish god and its Jewish son.

>this actually
Unzip and play a game of punch the clown when they start kissing.

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Imagine how OP pictures this in his mind

>fuck yeah I'm going to be the strong silent type. These degenerates aren't even WORTHY of being spoken to. I'm going to eat their food and snub them by leaving once full!
in reality
>Who is the pasty smelly guy
>why is he eating so much, he's already overweight
>Does he have aspergers or something, I tried talking to him but he just stared at the ground and then walked away
>Oh he's leaving finally, that's a relief, the way he kept looking at the bridesmaids was creeping them out

Don't go. It's better to honor God than to grovel at the feet of sodomite supporters for Fedoral Reserve Bux.

No. Wtf why go? Just be up front about not liking fucking degeneracy and not wanting to be surrounded by a horse of faggots while endorsing this unholy union. Who gives a fuck if some cousin or shitbrained family members think you are bad, gas the faggots.

Fuck off christcuck

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go and have a good time at their expense OP.

If you don't want to go, but are still a big enough pussy to care about looking bad, come up with some valid excuse to miss it. "Oh I would totally go, but unfortunately I can't get the time off for work, there some pretty big stuff going on right now, and I am needed for it." or "Oh I would go, but a monkey bit my GFs face off! Fucking niggers!"

Found the fedora fag!

Christianity is literally incompatible with white nationalism and natsoc ideals.

Reminder that you are according to your only holy texts worshipping a Jewish god.

>help me financially at times
you sound like the real faggot here OP

Have you kissed some nigger feet today like your pope?

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> catholic
> doing the will of Jesus Christ

Pick one, mate. You know nothing about what Christ actually taught.

>the stupid newfag thinks his tired atheist talking points are enlightening
Dismissing God because of who made Him up is to presuppose He's made-up, you idiot. If He isn't made-up and actually exists, what race He revealed Himself to is obviously irrelevant.
Christianity isn't Jewish any more than sliced bread is Fred-ian. It isn't Jewish if only because, again, they didn't make it up. What you mean by "Jew" anyway is Khazar, not Israeli, and is therefore entirely irrelevant. Find a smarter atheist's ideas to regurgitate.

This

HAIL LOKI WHITE BROTHERS

>fag worshiping the Germanic deities
You give my ancestors a bad name!

discord gg/xceMCw

add a .

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Your discord server is ran by a literal jew, kys

That's probably the point.

That's funny. I'm a democratic socialist and I have absolutely NO FEAR of telling even my most hard right family members exactly what my political beliefs are and where I stand. The fact that you and so many others on Jow Forums talk about "hiding your powerlevel" and keeping your beliefs hidden for financial or family reasons tells me that on some level, you know your beliefs are shit and you are embarrassed of them. If that is not the case, then go to the gay wedding and express your beliefs loudly and proudly to everyone you meet. But you won't because you're a pussy who just talks a good game online.

No, It means that a majority of people dislike those views, and are so fanatical they will attack you. But that happens with any single ideology

Sometimes it's necessary to hide power level because people as stupid as the person who made this post actually exist. You're a democratic socialist because you're too weak to even hold an idea that might not be accepted.

Drink a couple of biers. Take the Mikrophone and start redpilling the faggots over there. Also bring condoms to distribute

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The only real questions are:
>Is there an open bar?
>How good is the food?

I would go drink myself silly and then make up random shit that fucks with people's opinions. I would wax on endlessly about how Hitler was secretly gay and had an all gay division of the SS, and that the homophobic Anglos started the war because of this.

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This is the only right answer.