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Something tells me that photo is staged.

People realize this is a staged photo right?
RIGHT!?

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Is it a crime to impersonate a federal agent in the manner they are currently doing it? I don't know the stipulations.

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You give people on the internet too much credit. Reminds me of the outrage over the Onion video about a zombie outbreak.
youtube.com/watch?v=HWfKdKWJEkM

They look like wax scultures

You're giving these people waaaaaaaaaaay too much credit. You're talking about a group who would look at most of Norman Rockwell's paintings and accuse him of being some alt-right nazi motherfucker.

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I wish people were still allowed to smoke indoors

OOOOYYYYY

You are. Nothing is going to happen if you light up. You'll just be asked to leave. So you finish your smoke first and then leave because fuck that noise. All they can do is call the cops and the priority will be so low they'll show up an hour later after you're long gone.

Is she having a synchronized dance with those "agents"? I don't know, looks kinda fun...

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>finish meal
>light up a cigarette
>diner staff throw a hissy fit and ask you to leave
>apologize and walk out
>10 minutes later they realize they forgot to give you the check
all according to keikaku

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Germany would feel great

kek. Norman Rockwell loved white America. guess it was just "America" then though...

That has to be fake as shit... everyone’s clothes are new.

Besides expensive lesbian shoes..

It's spinoff of Norman Rockwell. Look how they are "walking"

And the tomato

I wonder if the can be arrested for impersonating a federal officer

Rockwell was a firm believer in the American Dream - giving people a fair shake and an equal opportunity to succeed. The problem is that the push for equal rights and opportunities in the US in the 50s and 60s eventually mutated into the push for gibs and affirmative action in the 70s and 80s.

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whoops, meant to post this one

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Lol that hashtag. They definitely need to go back with kids

ah fuck it, this is now a Norman Rockwell dump

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What's worse than her hate of whites, is the fact that she has been shoved in my face as some type of attractive woman when she looks like a Freaks encephalopath.

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Picture is fake, part of an "art" project called "Revisiting Rockwell" by Maggie Meiners.

artsy.net/artwork/maggie-meiners-dream-act

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>purple fingernails aren't allowed. Look at the agent on the left.

It's staged

T. DHS

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>all these people who don't recognize a parodies of Rockwell's work

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Based Poland.

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and that's the last of my rockwell folder

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Damn, those are very nice works

the fact that the uniforms look like they came out of their packaging 15 minutes ago, look at the creases on the right

Not just that, look at the poses of the people.

Its obvious that the girl is standing still while all four of the "agents" are miming a walking posture with an arm forward to imply movement.

The bunny rabbit is placed just so, as is the tomato. Its a posed photograph and not even a very good one.

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>light up a cigarette
>violate nap by giving me cancer
>get shot in self defence

>pledging allegiance to a country you illegally broke in to so you can leech off its wealth

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>based spaghetti
There's hope yet for our women.

>Border Patrol is entirely made up of dykes salsa dancing around sad brown children. Totally believable.

yeah pretty obvious how the uniforms look off
>1 person wears brown shoes while the other have black
plebs

Thank you user.

isn't the meaning of the original painting the opposite?
>marshals protecting a black child during school desegregation

I challenge the legitimacy of this image. The adults look like they're moving in lock-step; and the female seems to be wearing suede oxfords for some reason.

I knew it looked familiar. I recognized it was staged; but I didn't get the reference.

Goddamit why does Rockwell give me such feels.

Yes I know its "kitschy". But the people that consider it kitsch hate it because of what it portrays. There is now racism in his drawings just a sense that this was a land where you could make something for yourself if you worked hard.

Agreed, Rockwell was a brilliant artist beyond his technical skill with a brush.

Despite being portrayed by modern art critics as a sappy propagandist, Norman Rockwell was one of the most prolific painters in modern American history. Over his 60-70 year career Rockwell produced an estimated 4000 paintings, portraits, and illustrations, including some 300 covers for the Saturday Evening Post between 1923 and 1960. Rockwell is easily placed among the likes of Edward Hopper or Grant Wood as the great American traditionalist painters. Problem is most of the American traditionalists were relegated to footnotes in favor of post-modernist faggots like Pollock and Warhol.

I imagine it's the same feelings a lot of Europeans feel when they look at classic Renaissance art versus post-modern Eurotripe.

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I really like how awkward the fake walking is.