Brit/pol/ - OI M8 WHERE'S YOUR HOSEPIPE LOICENSE edition

>Hosepipe ban introduced amid heatwave
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-44651240

>Ireland set for snap BREXIT ELECTION? Cocky Varadkar warned ‘you DO NOT have divine rule’
express.co.uk/news/politics/981703/ireland-news-irish-election-leo-varadkar-fine-gael-fianna-fail-brexit

>How hot is it today, what’s the latest UK weather forecast and how long will the heatwave last?
thesun.co.uk/news/6083057/how-hot-today-uk-weather-forecast-heatwave-latest/

>Shocking pictures show dead mice and blood soaked floors found in supermarket
metro.co.uk/2018/06/29/shocking-pictures-show-dead-mice-and-blood-soaked-floors-found-in-supermarket-7671948/

> Sophie Grandon's death: The ugly truth of life beyond Love Island
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5902501/Used-abused-scared-reality-TV-ugly-truth-life-Love-Island-villa.html

>Tom Tugendhat MP: Sergey Lavrov ‘deliberately trying to spread doubt’
channel4.com/news/tom-tugendhat-mp-sergey-lavrov-deliberately-trying-to-spread-doubt

>I told parliament I had my period – here’s why
newstatesman.com/politics/feminism/2018/06/i-told-parliament-i-had-my-period-here-s-why

>Schools fuel mental health crisis by isolating children in harsh 'consequences booths', ministers warned
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/mental-health-children-uk-school-isolation-punishment-consequence-booths-education-a8423531.html

>Brexit: 'Last call' for deal, Donald Tusk warns UK
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44655080

>DUP leader Arlene Foster to attend Orange parade in Fife
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-44653564

>Port Talbot steelworks: Tata & ThyssenKrupp agree merger
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-44663985

>White Brits To Become Minority In Birmingham
youtube.com/watch?v=s1adR7XPemo

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youtu.be/Um9pSPnkFmU
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Anime is for pedos

First for Eddie

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>86 degrees in America measurements
>heatwave
>ban water
>Laughs in Floridian

My brain feels funny. Pretty good, but funny.

>barely sees over top of roof

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Sick of all you desert dwellers wanting war medals and a triumph because 30C weather is normal to you.

I am a ginger mate. 15C is pushing it, nevermind 25C+.

Gingers have no souls

he's 5'4

My anglo skin has not evolved for this shit

"Submit to me, bitch...I am your mistress"

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Just had a sniff of ya nans biscuit tin, mostly pink wafers and ginger nuts

>31 degrees over night
>oranges get chilled
>calls for disaster relief
>laughs in human

Any of you guys active in groups or at least meet-ups with like minded people?

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Yea my mates of 15 years

No GCHQ, please direct me to one you'd reccomend.

Noticed that the media are not reporting on the attack on pedo gangs. I wonder why that could be...

Tommeh tommeh tommeh robinson

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Why do you call it "hose pipe"?
Just "hose" is sufficient.

We would be the representatives of white people to an alien life form :')

No, mine either. It hasn't gone past 26C up in Northumberland to the best of my knowledge, but 25C had me basically non-functional down the allotment.

When your ancestors spent 10,000 living and settling an island with a temperament climate, irregular snow fall and without regular bouts of excessive heat, it's to be expected you may stumble a little when the Sun fucks with us.

she's no one's mistress, hence why she has to dress like that for attention

Both will do. If you can be bothered to type four more letters, "hose pipe" and "hose" are both accurate.

Hose are something ladies wear

fucking incels

>mfw manual labour wagecucking all day then a 5 mile cycle home in the heat

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Choker covering adams apple
Man hands
Large feet

>She

>Implying you wouldn't willingly submit to her as she slips a pair of nice, pink panties on you and fucks your mouth with a strap on

thing in the picture looks like they put a pipe at the end of a hose tho

>be slightly bitchy
>get accused of being preube
>make one-off trollish response
>get accused of being preube
>talk about smack
>get accused of being preube
>point out somebodies very obvious virginity
>get accused of being preube
>be anyone from fatty eddie to anonymong
>get accused of being preube

tbf, some do impersonate you :)

not my fault you're all obsessed with the B P C

...

actually it is my fault but still

i'm fucked up enough to give the B P C a go :') come on sweety

What do you work as

help me out boys

what do i do to be able to post on Jow Forums freely again?

Lads I accidentally came across private nudes of my older sister and her fiance.

Feel sick desu.

Find a mod and offer to nosh them off

did the same with my mum and dad when i was like 11 only it was one video. you'll live. i'm still scarred.

You know what you have to do /b/ awaits

Post em

im not talking about mods for fucks sake

took a refugee in yesterday

fucking help

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Retail while I study at uni

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>Feels sick
Guilt after knocking one out

I've done a number on you.

pubey's here!
youtube.com/watch?v=29tqoj7Q7Po

>that time you found your mums fetish gear while looking for hidden sweets in her room

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has anyone made any good vocaroos lately?

they always make me feel less alone

how was it

cunts the lot of you

you're not getting rid of me that easily

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whats she into then?

no wonder you all get so upset when i call your mums what they are

think it was the bf at the time who bought the stuff, was bondage gear, wanted to be sick seeing that

pube's performing for us once again!
youtube.com/watch?v=a1czMdniDiU

Why the fuck are none of you talking about this?
twitter.com/mossadjack/status/1012807771891347456?s=21

yeah i can imagine. not sure if its worse when its your dad or just a stepdad/even worse, boyfriend. probably the latter though.

cos its minor as fuck
call me when they lynch the cunts

ITS BEEN POSTED A HUNDRED FUCKING TIMES YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING BRAINLET AND THERE IS LITERALLY NO EVIDENCE OF IT BEING WHAT IT IS PURPORTED TO BE IT COULD BE A BUNCH OF DUMB CHAVS ATTACKING A PAKI ESTATE AGENT

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you're obsessed

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Goodbye Argies.
Shame about best ally Portugal.

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I fucking love this shit

reddit has much better memes than this shit website

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Because they’re subhuman fucking faggots that turned English into JarJar binks tier garbage.

Brill I lov3e mwe an jy bro ...

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If that were true, it's like smearing your own artwork with shit anyway. No harm done to anyone but yourself, besides the fact a hose is a pipe, I can think of worse ;')

Mathematics becoming "math" instead of "maths" is always a small quirky thing that bothered me. Is it Mathematic or mathematics?

>best ally
brainlet

Listen ladsss .. hate the bloke here ..lol

But Listen .. an ..
But take caRE ..

math is the Americanised version you fucking brainlet

Are you on twitter Mair

Because we have been through it for two days, they are a bunch of shitebags 20 on one guy and they still ran away. This how you deal muzzie kid killers.
Kriss donald killer baldie

youtu.be/Um9pSPnkFmU

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>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-44651240
Remain is not an option, the election decided that, now be a good girl and make me a fucking sandwich

You appear to be the brainlet who can't read.

I hope not

that costume is plagiarised. notice how it is suspiciously similar to the one worn by this MGTOW protester.

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I want to lick her armpits desu but I voted for brexit

Congratulations for picking up on the point of the conversation you fat pathetic cunt. Now tell me, did you just misread my post or do you have another point you've badly articulated to me in regards to the Americanised "math" over "maths" aka "mathematics"?

Naughty boi (I probably would too, desu)

>tfw on day 7 nofap
>get solid to any girl that isn't fat or deformed

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bRILIANT .. AN well done .. KI.LLINGING SUNDAY TERRORORISTS WHO SAID THE FIRED IN IN THE CRWOD AN HE DI D IT AT ANYONE .. AN HER WAS 2 OTHERS .. ??!!! lol but wE cannot SHOWW .. ... !V BLOKE SNIPER AN USELESS AN RAN DOWN AN GAVE WEAPON AWAY .. AN 2 IN CROWD .. .. nun WHO FIRED AN .. AN OTHER WAS .....GROUP ..SHE STOPPED AS COPS SAW HERE .. ...

So when the hell are you guys gonna become a country again? Brexit was 2 years ago.

We're meant to be leaving the EU in 2019 if that's what you mean. Whether that makes us Nazi Germany tier 1945 since that's all Jow Forumstards mean anyway, almost certainly not, and it won't be the exit that was favoured back in 2016.

We don't...the only way is down for us.

We decided to cancel it to impress this bint and hope she has perverted sex with us

>hurr durr witch one is it????
retard
>WTF I NEW THE HOLE TIME CANT U REED

state of you

>peaked at 30
Noobs

We can only dream, desu.

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>respond to post about american criticising british news for using the word "hose pipe" instead of "hose"
>reply, stating "math" over "maths" when the word is "mathematics" and not "mathematic" bothers me
>fat cunt thinks i'm asking literally, "is it mathematic or mathematics" as opposed to asking rhetorically

Are you drunk or stupid? ;')

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Manlet detected

OD'ed on limes

She’s actually lost weight I hope she’s ok

>86 degrees American
>laughs in Floridian
>desert dwellers
unlike the desert dweller the Floridian lives in an extremely humid climate, at night our world does not become cold but warm, like a blanket

She's probably fine...probably all of that travelling she does, also working up a bit of a sweat...I'd love to lick her sweaty arsehole.

12 days until the glorious Twelfth.

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>Gorse fire
>Bloody bridge
>Mournes

Who fucking talks like this?

i hate this country

Love you too babe