>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
From earlier today: >31st Street Harbor: caller says she got her finger stuck in a knot on a boat. >Street stop. Dispatcher: "Can you spell that first name again for me?" Cop: "Tom Union Tom Eddie Nora King Henry Adam Mary Eddie Nora" >"Sex offense. Caller says the offender is wearing nothing but a navy blue hat." >78/Cottage: a call of a brawl inside the funeral home. >"I heard that nonsense. Sound like they need to go to jail." >79/Stony: a call of a disturbance w/ the Bucket Boys. >90/Michigan: caller says a man is using a fire hydrant to fill a pool.
There was also an incident where some perps dragged an officer with their car. Officer was injured, but received medical attention.
Benjamin Ward
>Tom Union Tom Eddie Nora King Henry Adam Mary Eddie Nora >Tutenkhamen
[WE WUZ KANGZ intensifies]
Elijah Anderson
DELETE THIS SHITTY THREAD NOW
Gavin Bailey
>ingested some mushrooms and having a bad trip >this may be him who's walking around naked
Anthony Nguyen
fucking dude walking naked on a bad trip
Noah Mitchell
>says he got robbed by 2 male blacks. He says they looked like twins. >running around naked
Some more: >017: 2819 W Berteau Caller 1 says she's moving & her neighbor yelled at & threatened her because the moving van is in the alley Caller 2 says the moving van won't move, he went to get a bat & the driver pulled a knife >A teen in the Chase Bank asking ppl for money >Calumet Park: a call of a municipal complaint, caller says vendors are selling ice cream without permits. >At The Globe Pub: The owner of another bar has come in and is challenging all of the employees to a fight. >Montrose Harbor: Aggravated battery with a car. Man was trying to save a parking space for his family. Woman wanting the space drove into him, fled, then called 911 to falsely report him as having a gun.
Caleb Gonzalez
>"Now we got a caller on Melrose. Mary says she was attacked by a man who was completely naked."
Any more on this? I didn't know chinks got down like that in Chicago.
Levi Diaz
>10 y/o female missing, might be at grandma's house
Carson Peterson
>Black male threatening to kill female caller and her child, stole her vehicle and house keys >13yo male, 12 yo female missing? >People being hit by mail
>Male white robbing the subway For a change of pace
Joseph Kelly
>White male robbed Subway, stole $300-400
Matthew White
checked
fucking wow
Daniel Wood
NEED TO SHUT DOWN STREET AND SHEEIT
Connor Jenkins
>Gotta shut down adams&wood, too much traffic >3 blacks harassing guy for money >Someone dropping screws on people? >"Oh my goodness."
Brayden Cox
blonde with dread locks
Logan Nguyen
>crowd gathering >starting to get rowdy
Parker Thomas
>Crowd gathering starting to get rowdy >Suspicious auto w/occupants, 4 male hispanics looking for trouble >Domestic, 2213 n rockwell, boyfriend is causing disturbance and refusing to leave 50 yo black male w/missing teeth and possibly on drugs
Robert Long
>Black man >Dreadlocks >Shirt and shorts >Missing teeth >Jobless
Blake Parker
>alyssa's ex boyfriend is drunk and threatening to hang himself
Asher Long
>caller's hispanic ex-boyfriend threatening to hang himself, has been drinking and taking pain pills
Ryder Hughes
>ISP: Reported wrong way driver Dan Ryan Eway n/b in s/b lanes from 79th St >ISP: Driver of a gray Mercedes flashed a gun I-57 s/b at 167th St
Henry Moore
>Male white threatening a bartender
Jaxson Thomas
>breakin >9 shots fired in an alley
Mason Johnson
>8 shots fired Did I hear that right?
Jonathan Price
todays the day we gunna have fuuuun....
Evan Phillips
BIG WHITE BUS and lost black kid with no shoes
Levi Gray
>Anonymous call about fireworks Can't wait for 4th of July, shit will be serious
Reading a Robert thread in one of the tax paying precincts. Any other locals lurking?
Julian Murphy
That's a normal night for Robert, user
Andrew Mitchell
Its more common than you think in the wrong neighborhood. Or around a party bus. Or at a shitty club. Or the lakefront south of Lawrence after dark. Or the south shore pretty much whenever.
